Violin moonlighting?

“LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A masked and caped do-gooder has been sweeping through an English town, performing good deeds and scattering terrified bad guys, a local newspaper reported on Friday.

The Kent and Sussex Courier said it had received letters from "stunned residents" of the town of Tunbridge Wells, southeast of London, who saw the man in a brown mask and cape scare off hooligans and return a woman's dropped purse.

"To my great surprise," the paper quoted 21-year-old psychology student Ellen Neville as saying, "a masked man wearing a brown cape rushed past me to assist a woman who was having a bother with a group of youths.

"He swept in, broke up the commotion and ran off, leaving myself and the woman in a state of shock," she said.

A man wrote to say he was being chased by some youths when the hero appeared and "shocked the gang so much they ran off."

Another woman wrote to say the crusader had tapped her on her shoulder to return her purse.

"If only there were more people around with this kind-hearted spirit," she said.”

“LMAO...funny”

“Who Was That Masked Man?”

“Captain Underpants”

“TURDMAN!”

“Mr. Hanky, is that you?”

“I heard that Viola was running a decoupage studio. Ya know how he loves the cut and paste stuff!”

“LMAO@Nigal.

That's Fiddleboy alright!”

“Hoo hoo ha ha ha haaaaa.

Boy that's a real kneeslapper.

Too clever.”

“The Brown Lantern?

The Fiddler?

Holy Liberal Press Batman!”

“The BROWN Lantern?

yuk!


HEY.... 'découpage'... that's Frainch, ain't it?”

“...and he always leaves a calling card: a messed up Html!”

“LMAO!!”

“That's our Fiddle Boy.”

“Maybe he's avenging the assailant who left the turd in his backpack!”

“I think it is the turd from his pack.”

“I figured violin wore brown underwear, but I did not know about the brown cape.”

“You've been chatting with my wife again bacpac?”

“Are those brown unddies French?”

“She claims they're straight outta hell.”

“Then they are ash colored, not brown! Sheesh you men just don't know your colors!”

“<RASPBERRY>”

“(that's a reference to the Non-verbal Expression, not the Color!)”

“If they were raspberry, someone would have a serious problem on their hands!”

“bet he wears a rapberry beret too....”

“Are you? Is it true?”

“vIoLiN”

“hmmmm...”