What's that name again?

“I wonder how he lost that eye, hum?

Barrie MYCOCK”

“I feel sorry for his kids.

Hey bit, still walking bowlegged?”

“lol, yes, pretty much.

I know, you'd have to be careful in naming them, wouldn't you? It wouldn't do to have a "Mary Mycock", or "Suki Mycock", now would it?”

“Or Richard.

Mike Hunt? What?”

“OMG, that's too funny. Mike Hunt ran for Aiken County (SC) Sheriff this year. I almost wrecked the first time I saw the big, professionally painted, red-white-and-blue "Vote for Mike Hunt!" signs along the Atomic Highway!”

“what the hell? LOL! i don't think his parents did such a great job with his first name, either...”

“Or Roger. Or Pat. Or Carrie.”

“Yah! Where do you want to Barrie MYCOCK?”

“I'm sure they're very proud of their Mycock heritage...”

“Yep! Like great great great grandpa Mycock. Wasn't he the pilgrim that shoved his, uh I mean the Mycock into Plymouth Rock?”

“Even funnier: MANLOVE/MYCOCK: FOR STRONG FAMILY VALUES”

“lmfao, Bit!!”

“Manlove/Mycock: We don't know sheyatt about politics, but we are great in bed!”