darn emails...

“are you getting them too: "are you shy about your #&%!$ size"?? more.."enlarge your p e n i s ..." bla bla bla. I get about 10 per day like this.

Do they know me?? do they think I may need one?? golly!!!”

“do you web cam? LOL”

“another sick puppy!”

“spank me with a rolled-up newspaper......lol”

“I get emails telling me I should enlarge both my schlong and my boobs.”

“They're random, everybody gets them. They're also the reason the Block Sender feature exists.”

“Are you taking 'em up on both?




hee-hee”

“Anyone want to buy a deck of 'Iraqi' cards? I'm getting this nauseating crap about 12 times a day too. Willing to bet there are some folks on here that bought them?”

“what a rip off.....click here for a longer youknowwhat......hell i keep clickin on that link and it doesn't work at all....the tape measure doesn't lie.....


hey geo, what's the link to that boob one?”

“I got one with pictures. It showed the progression after several weeks. Now the guy's weenie got bigger, but it changed color. It looked like the color of bruise- sort of a purplish red (or maybe it was a reddish purple). I don't know what this pill is supposed to do but it can't be good if it's bruising you from the inside.”

“I've notice that each day seems to have a theme. Today's theme appears to be weightloss. Yesterday's was debt relief. I can't wait to see what tomorrow's will be!”

“I think i should add a webcam to my website.


any takers??”

“Depending on which mail browser you have you can set up filters or screens tied to key words in the subject line or text body.

Set up anything with '#&%!$' or 'viagra' or 'XXX' to autodelete.”

“No website to ref, Strat. You'll just have to do the best you can to grow bigger boobs until they email ya. If you play your cards right, you can challenge TownDawg at TC3.”

“Nope, don't get any of those e-mails. Guess I don't need em'”

“I wonder why guys who put that tallywacker enlarging cream on don't have huge hands from the cream as well?”

“how do you know they don't, they could have had small hands to start with and now there normal size”

“That's not fair - I'm submitting Chief's email address to the spam list today!”

“LMAO!! good point, Nigal.”

“Careful not to scratch your nose either!”

“Thanks Marty!!!!!

And I thought you were my friend!!!

It's funny, because the gal next door, in my office, get's that stuff all the time. I wonder what websites she's been visiting while at work?”

“Well, at least now I understand the ones with the scrambled random letters in the subject line. They're trying to fool the filters.”

“what has my life been reduced to, responding to this thread....sad...[walks away shaking head]”

“Looks like I'm back to the dark ages with my yahoo email, starting tomorrow.
The computer weinies at work are cutting off the yahoo, hotmail, google, etc. account access again.
After the hurricane, they allowed access due to our work email having big problems.”

“ok, lets flood SS mailbox on his last day of yahoo email”

“LOL
I'll still be able to get it at home.
Just not during the day, at work.”

“lol

he gets home, logs in...


"you have 275 messages"


lol”

“There's a way around that, SS. You could get a GoToMyPC account or use PCAnywhere and remote control your desktop...if they're not blocking outgoing RDP at work.

Don't ask the computer weenies how to do it. They're blocking for good reasons.

1.) It's a good way to introduce viruses into the workplace environment.

2.) If someone is checking their personal account, they're not working.”