Dogs & Cats farmed for skins in EU

“I'm so glad I decided to read this thread while eating lunch.”

“It's not cat turds either.”

“Shortly after the report sometime ago, that some fur on winter coats made in the East had cat fur on the hoods, my mother-in-law was cat sitting, and the cat took great interest in her coat. She figures she has one of those feline coats!”

“ok between the BLISTERS and the CAT CRAP. im done lunch thank you very much :(”

“Happy to be of service there, Vio man! ¦ ) .

And you're right, they don't discriminate on the basis of species.”

“I used to have a brindle Great Dane. I always joked that when she died, I'd have her made into a jacket. I really should have - waste of good fur. She looked like this guy (minus the #&%!$):

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“Wow, what a great-looking dog. I'd like to have one that looked like that. Maybe when I'm old and infirm, I can get one and teach to only respond to commands in Russian.”

“I wouldn't like to have to scoop up after that one Violin, you must have needed a decent pack to support that load on the way home.”

“Allright Skullcap!

From crap to puke!”

“Thank you Tom T. I'm pretty proud of that little change-up myself.”

“I once witnessed a chain-puking incident at a pizza joint.

It was very colorful!”

“The planning committee for our 5th year highschool class reunion decided to have one of the meetings over lunch at Pizza Hut. I brought my son with me, he was two at the time. He started to choke on a mint and I stuck my finger down his throat to save him. It worked but it also started the worst chain-puking event I have ever seen in my life. Bonus!”

“Kids are great, aren't they?”

“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint...”

“Wow!!!

You started one?”

“Pizza does kinda look like a heap o' something anyway.”

“Yeah, but I give most of the credit to my son. He appreciates that ; ) .”

“I haff a new idea for a moovie (starrink me, uff course). In it, I vould say, "If it purrs, vee can eat it!)”

“bounce”

“"You don't love me. You olny love my doggy style."
-Snoop Dogg”

“Hosstyle?”

“Dang!

I didn't know there was money in it?

I have just been throwing the hides away.”

“And the #1 reason why cats really should be skinned...










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“lol. so true”

“hilarious!”

“I placed that cat between the camera and I to avoid any possible bribery attempts.”

“I sat there for an hour looking at that picture just on the outside chance their web cam was buffering real slow and it might change soon.”

“dont let mr hyde see this!”

“too funny nigal!”

“farking higglarious”

“Meow!!!”

“It's Mata story-time! My ex father-in-law, a German businessman, spent WWII in Tokyo. Before the war he sold Russian furs to the Japanese. During the war he made his first fortune making cat-skin bags and selling them to girls working in the factories. Tokyo is like NY, temperature wise, in the winter. The factories were unheated. He was a fascinating man whose life made mine look tame. I miss him.”

“New laboratory is growing human skin from foreskins collected from infants. It's safe, completely natural and the only side effect is that when burn victims see pretty women, they stand up straighter (Fark)

http://germanherald.com/news/Germany_in_Focus/2011-12-20/1173/Skin_Factorys_Baby_Donors_”