Dogs & Cats farmed for skins in EU

“This just made me ill.
Belgian is like "France Lite" isn't it? ;)”

“Yikes! Quick, hide this from G00SE! If he thinks he can get money for Little Kitty she's doomed! Run kitty, run!”

“lol, I was thinking exactly the same thing!”

“Mr. Hyde is going to faint stright away when he sees this.

run for your liver Mr. Hyde...”

“[hides buckshot in the closet]”

“wheres cruella when you need her?”

“not surprised he's worried with a name like that Maple :o) -”

“oh man your in big trouble with the cat man.....”

“I'm sure Sarabelle will have a few things to say about this.

Mr. Hyde's hide. LOL”

“Meow!! Meow meeeyow meyoow hisssss, meow mew mew meow hiss meOW!! Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss! Meow - meow MEEEE-Yow, hiss hiss; hiss meow meeeeeeeeyow hiss hiss!!”

“Gee Mr. Hyde, I'm suprised the censors didn't block that”

“One man's cat is another man's mink. they are both animals. They both have fur. What's the difference? This is just like the outcry over eating dogs by Asians. Would I eat one? No but that doesn't mean they shouldn't. Just don't eat mine.

A local DJ loved to call people giving free cats away and talk to them with an Asian accent, "Ya, you have kitty kitty you giving away? Ya? I LIKE kitty kitty! When I come pick up kitty? 'Round lunch time OK?" [click!]”

“LMAO @ Treebait!

Someone told me yesterday that the state of Colorado passed a law to make it illegal to declaw cats. What's up with that?”

“That is one pissed off #&%!$cat!”

“Oh, that's funny Treebait.”

“Meow: meeee yow hisss, hiss hiss @#$@#!!”

“"Someone told me yesterday that the state of Colorado passed a law to make it illegal to declaw cats. What's up with that?"

Hollywood has passed this law as well. It will only be a matter of time until all of California goes this way too.”

“Hey, I got censored! Guess you can't type p u s s y cat on this board. ;)”

“Naughty, naughty, SS...”

“I had to have 2 of my cats declawed. THey were untrainable when it came to furniture, clothing, legs, etc. I didn't want to do it, so I tried some alternatives at first. Aversion did nothing, so I tried what I call "Lee Press-On claws." THey're rubber claw tips. You put a drop of superglue in them, and put one on each claw. They're supposed to last 5 weeks, less if you have a determined cat.”

“LOL! Do you have Vietmanies girls come over and put those on for you? Do thay have the stickers and stuff on them like the hoochies wear? That is too cool!”

“I bet you can't type "#&%!$take mushrooms" either...”

“Apparently, you are correct sir.”

“My first cat was no problem with her claws - she used the scratching post exclusively. But when the second obnoxious kitten came (the one who's fun to mess with), there was no training him, and both ended up getting declawed.”

“#&%!$willow is out too, of course...”

“The claw caps come in clear, red, purple, blue, etc. # sizes for cats, 5 sizes for dogs. Available through vets or petstores.”

“I think violin posted some trash the other day that made it thru the censor filter. Pretty funny as he didn't intend for it to go thru.”

“'ow's about a nice cat casserole?”

“"Kung Pow Meeow" is how birch puts it I believe. Too funny!”

“meow goo pi pan”

“...or a tabby cat stew?”

“Boy, the EU is gettin' pelted on this one!”

“Chow, chow, chow!”

“"Boy, the EU is gettin' pelted on this one!"

Dude! The purr-fect pun! You're really clawing your way to the top of the funny list lately Tom. I'll be laughing about that one fur a long time Tom!”

“Hisssssssssss!!!”

“Oh my gosh, you guys are killing me.”

“OHHH Mr. Hyde
I am sooo sorry.
it was a badddd joke.
Tom Terrific made me do it.. yeah thats it.
hiisssss TT..”

“Dog skin coats!?

You gotta be kiddin'!

This calls fora pre-emptive strike!

Cat fur blankets good for rheumatiz?

I'll bet it plays hell with asthma, though.”

“Thanks, Nigal.......some days I just bomb!”

“better then being a
Doggie Bomb


LOL”

“Don't some cats like to eat Doggie Bombs.....or is it the other way around?”

“not sure HOW i know the answer to that but it is the other way around.
dogs like cat crap”

“Yuck. I know how I know that.”

“Its a phenomenon I've never witnessed.

Never had a cat, but I have had dogs.

Now I just have kids.

They give me $h!t all the time.”

“ummm then does that mean that you are going to EAT THEM?”

“Hmmm...witnessing a litterbox diving event was never on my life list of must do's.”

“litterbox diving event


LMFAO@ skully”

“Divin' for nuggets?”

“You know, it really is amazing how quickly that particular doggy activity turns into a vommit-fest for any humans in the vicinity.”