how many guns you got?

“well folks theres about12 or so here.how many you got???”

“I have a few!

8)”

“nada”

“15”

“16”

“I'm out.”

“Legal? Registered? All?

Whaddya countin?”

“4”

“I do not own any illegal weapons.

What are you saying, gordon?”

“As far as you know - none.”

“OK, let's rephrase this.

How many guns does your dog carry on the trail?”

“There was a dog that carried one of my bullets.

He did not carry it very far.”

“I have 1 handgun I bought and a 30/30 rifle my grandmother gave to me.”

“What do you need a handgun for Phaedy?”

“Enough.”

“The rest of America is armed, and as long as there are people like YOU out there and armed, I'm keeping a handgun, snak-pac.”

“You watch too much TV.

You are a puppet of the media.”

“Bacpac, you smoke too much pot, you're a walking zombie.”

“Phaedy, you are a conservative's best ally.

Thanks.”

“Bacpac, you're a bag of non-sequitur douched in propaganda. You're welcome.”

“I'm getting one soon. :-)”

“Bacpac, you're a bag of non-sequitur douched in propaganda. You're welcome."
Phaedrus
07:30:02 PM
05/08/03

I never bought a gun because I was skeered :-(

Thanks, again :-)”

“i dont have a hard-on for shooting living things, hunting bores me, and my self-esteem is just fine. and if you have one, please keep it locked up until hunting season.”

“Guns are fun.

Shooting stuff is fun.

Shooting food you can eat is something good you can share with other people.

I like guns.”

“I never bought a gun because I was skeered :-(

Thanks, again :-)"
bacpac
07:34:31 PM
05/08/03

I bought a handgun for the same reasons I buy insurance.

The things I'm insuring against are different is all. I'm glad you have fun with your guns pak-pak, but they're not a hobby for me.”

“A gun is no insurance against me.

You watch too much T.V.”

“There are still people in this country who think owning a hand gun is gonna protect them? That's so adorable! C'mon, I wanna pinch ur cheeks.”

“chips, break into my house and try to harm my family......do you fell lucky? i say they protect me just fine n dandy.....”

“"They" just raided a house in the Chicago area yesterday....OVER 400 guns.”

“Don't it say in that big law book in Warshington that ownin guns is the law, and its good fer ya constitution?

Wooo-hooo!”

“Retugo<<”

“Retugo<<”

“Gots no guns.”

“I've got one .68 cal”

“nothin like a big black cock of death in yer hands, eh, fellers? keep strokin your shafts......”

“is a warm gun....yes it is”

“thats one hell of a gun there buddur”

“I don't think it fits in with leave no trace principals”

“I don't think it fits in with leave no trace principals”

“A have a BB gun. I'll inherit several from my Dad, unless I want them sooner. I haven't had firearms safety courses yet, so I'm not in a hurry.”

“Black Powder!!!”

“Don't ask, don't tell.”

“I've got six. Two 50 caliber muzzleloaders (deer rifles), Two .22 mag rifles (squirrel and plinking rifles) A 20 gauge pump shotgun (for home defense) and a 9mm Beretta handgun (for personal protection and intimidation, ha! ha!)”

“Not enough!! Still got a few on the 'wanted' list. Just picked up a 1895SS awhile back, looking to get a single shot in the same cal. and maybe a SA revolver to go w/ my 1894.”

“looks like most are pro gun here.good.only a couple of weinies so far.very good ,carry on.”

“i bet a few of them have weenie guns.....”

“I'm talkin .177 Semi-auto. Yeah, that's right. The real stuff.”

“I got one on my left arm, one on my right. They go by the brand name "Gigantic Biceps"! Yeah baby, heheheh.”

“1 gun, 4 firearms”