Don't you hate it when...

“This week, an Israeli policeman responded to complaints about a noisy bachelorette party. Turns out the rowdy women had ordered a male stripper dressed as a cop. Thinking the stripper had arrived, they began trying to undress and caress him. The bewildered copper told reporters that one woman "took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," while another "started stroking me and called on her friends to join in." The officer complained and flashed his police badge, but the women just thought it was part of the act. Isn't there some kind of international safe word for these situations?”

“Yes, you pick up your radio and say "I need backup". No point in not letting your buddies in on the fun.”

“This was a good one, Phaed. We did it though...

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