The cool nickname thread

“Ok, besides "The yellow dart," what are the coolest nicknames u can think of? I mean, not for just me, in general? or just a cool name, or cool combination of letters, or a cool word, lol... this is the anything cool thread.”

“Phil”

“Call me "Dude".”

“For years I was known as '89 Minutes'.”

“Yeah, whatever Tilt.”

“How 'bout Skidmark?”

“Hey, I've got witnesses... but they might resist the subpoena.”

“Hey Tilt, we don't want to know how long it takes you to hike 1 mile!”

“gooch”

“scrappy”

“Fartagus”

“Burpy Belchwell”

“Fart blossom
Screech”

“NOOOOBIE”

“"Peter Fitznuggly" as well as "Peter Glideswell" from this very board.”

“Beanie Atlas- from my High school physique.”

“Hugh G. Rection”

“on the same line of thought, Hugh Janus and Ben Dover. I once had a photographer come back from an assignement covering some charity event at a bar - they all gave names like that and the snapper didn't spot it.”

“I P Daily
Slap Dick
Logger Head
Fart Knocker”

“tripod”

“Nozzle Nutz,
Limp Bizkit,”

“Connie Lingus”

“Treebeard or Treebutt?”

“tsk tsk tsk”

“Ben Dover?

I know this guy... we're from the same town - Jackson, GA.

T-Bird, of "Survivor" fame, is (was?) a real estate agent from the same town, but it appears that she doesn't work for Ben.

Here's Dover Realty's website:

http://www.doverrealty.com/agents.html”

“Oh yeah -
Jaskson is in "Butts" county.


Common question around these parts:
"So, what do you think of Butts as a whole?"”

“Richard Head
Mike Hunt”

“Dick Hand"
Former Dekalb County, GA (Police Commissioner?).”

“Ninj”

“Personally, I think «Gremlin» is hard to beat. My students gave it to me.”

“The Presidents lost brother
Harry....hee hee”

“Hey gremlin, check out the "yo gremlin" thread...”

“I work with a broker who's name is Richard Dick...yea..we f with him real bad.”

“The guidance counselor at one of the High Schools here is named Dick Forehand.”

“How about the NASACAR driver,


Dick Trickle?”

“When I was in ROTC in college, the commander was named Captain Liberty.”

“When I was a kid, I was known to many as "Yucker".”

“now...............The Gas Mon”

“I was once referred to as "Fartacus" by a former boss who who announce " Who is Fartacus??"

I have a friend nick-named, T-bone,T-biscuit,and Cracker-Jack”

“You forgot triscuit! lol”

“George W. Bush has long had a habit of giving people nicknames—and perhaps that's because he picked up a few along the way himself.

Like the one he earned in 1972, when he left his home in Houston to work on the long-shot Senate campaign of Winton M. (Red) Blount in Alabama.

[snip]
Archibald, now a trial attorney in North Carolina, remembers that a group of older Alabama socialites, who were volunteering their time, gave Bush a nickname because they thought he "looked good on the outside but was full of hot air." They called him the Texas Soufflé.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/02/16/timep.bush.tm/index.html”

“Ha!”

“somebody send that clipping to the Kerry and Edwards campaigns.”

“It just goes ta show ya.... people don't really change that much.”

“There was a high scool teacher in Ellington, CT whose real name is
"Terry Towel"”

“My wife has taken to naming my jimmy "Microsoft". Should I be insulted?”

“Ha! Nigal, along the tech theme; you could always call her's "Gateway"!”

“LMAO @ Nigal and Aero! Too funny!”

“After eating the Apple, Microsoft slid into the Net to enter the Gateway. Microsoft left some Spam but it was filtered out quickly after scanning for viruses.”