Is it an anxiety attack?

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit having babies.”

“Week before last was pretty good though.”

“how could anyone not know they're pregnant? HOW? too weird.”

“Maybe she thought all the morning puking was the result of drinking a bottle of tequila the night before...”

“I've always wondered that myself. I mean, doesn't a woman's period stop when she's pregnant? Do these women think it's some sort of gift from God?

Or could it be D-E-N-I-A-L?”

“well, even if you still had some sort of period, there's the WEIGHT GAIN, in the FRONTAL region!! LOL! denial is right.”

“My ex brother-in-law (OB/Gyn, Army Medical Corps) was full of stories like this. Apparently there were 3 or 4 of those while he was stationed at Fitzsimmons in Denver.

SURPRISE!”

“Of course, it's not like women are the only ones who are adept at this sort of denial. Anybody who's ever seen a guy with a comb-over knows what I'd talking about.

Apologies in advance to any guys with comb-overs, or any women who are in denial over an unexpected pregnancy...”

“They've got some World Class comb-overs in the Senate. Check C-SPAN2, LOLOL

And the winner is....


Buy A Rug, Dude!!”

“mmmm, he's hot! :-D”

“Hmmm, interesting ideas on the Homestead Act revival from Mr. Combover.”

“"Where History Meets Hope And Opportunity"


You just can't beat a politician for nostalgic shlock like that, LOL”