You conspiracy theorists will love this

“Here's one for you.
Bones”

“Duh! I already knew about all that! Bones is not so secret anymore :)”

“Actually the interesting part is not the Bones part--that's common knowledge. What I found interesting is that both men are alleged to be members, yet both are largely political opposites.”

“We its because one forgot to wear his foil hat...so the aliens got to him and he became a republican. :)”

“20 points to Free for that last one, IMO.

Where's the Scorekeeper?”

“OK - that explains why Kerry voted to give Bush a free hand in Iraq.”

“The lord He thought He'd make a man
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
So he took a little water and he took a little sand
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

Now Adam he was terribly blue
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
He didn't know exactly what to do
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

So the lord took a rib from Adam’s side
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
And He made Miss Eve to be his bride
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

He put them in a garden fair
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
He thought they'd be most happy there
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

Apples, peaches, pears and such
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
But of this tree you must not touch
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

Now Eve took a walk by the tree one day
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
And a serpent popped up in her way
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

"Now, Eve, this fruit tastes mighty fine"
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
"Just take one, the lord won't mind"
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

So Eve took a pick and then took a pull
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
And then she filled her apron full
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

Now Adam and Eve they tried to hide
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
But the lord looked down, and them he spied
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

"Now Adam you must leave this place"
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
"And earn your livin' by the sweat of your face"
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)

I knowed it knowed it, indeed I knowed it camper
I knowed it - whee! - dem bones are gonna rise again!

So Adam took a pick and then took a plow
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)
And that's why we're all workin' now!
(Dem bones are gonna rise again!)”

“Tilt's right, free deserves some point for that one.”

“Who loves a good old fashioned conspiracy? I love this stuff! I heard an interview with a guy named Al Cuppett. Some of the stuff he talked about were down right chilling. He outlined some of the same old stuff like shadow government and the New World Order. Do I believe it? Not really but the guy spins a good yarn. I normally call these people crack pots and move on but his credentials are very strong.

Al Cuppett-
Retired Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) Action Officer and former inspector for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Department of Defense, with 31 years of federal service in the military, nine with the Department of Defense, including two years with the Air Staff. He holds the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Defense Meritorious Service Medal, three awards of the Joint Service Commendation Medal, et al Vietnam Service Medals, et al, Secretary of Defense Civilian Service Medal, as well as the Joint Meritorious Unit Medal.

So who is ready for their international ID chip?”

“With all the crap I have to carry in my wallet anymore, I'm all for it!!”

“Looks like we'll all have to get those male purses for carrying everything! LOL.”

“Personally, I think we all ought to have a bar code tatooed to our foreheads.”

“Life would be like Tom Cruise's "Minority Report". The MAN would know our every move.”

“I've already got a chip. It's on my shoulder.”

“Get ready. It's nearly here.

Calamity beyond imagination

and then

'The Glorious Appearing'.”

“Nigal, did you ever watch the movie Conspiracy Theory. I sometimes wonder how much stuff like that really goes on.”

“Ewker, this guy said it’s right around the corner. If you do a google search for “concentration camps in America” you may be surprised to find that we have 140+ camps that are ready to go. This guy had top security clearance and his credentials could get him into just about any federal buildings and records. This is how he said it’d go down…

1)We spread our troops out all over the world. (done)
2)When we get hit by an attack we declare martial law.
3)Because our troops are spread so thin we have to rely on UN troops that he says are already here training. (Rumsfeld has already said he would be open to using UN troops if this happened)
4)The government is turned over to FEMA.
5)We sign a deal to turn over all our weapons to the UN in exchange for their protection.
6)Everyone gets a chip and can’t get rations without it.

His main message is to the Jews, “Get out as fast as you can and make Alya back to Israel. This is your only hope.”. This guy is a born again christain and his theories do come off as a bit “Left Behind-ish” but he says he has the proof of all this including documents. ?????”

“I'm safe. I already got my towel, I can dampen and wrap around my head to throw off the signal so they won't know where I am.

http://beprepared.com/Default.asp?

I'll quickly buy about 10 years of rations and disappear.”

“10 years of rations......


Will beer keep that long in a can?”

“It's not a theory folks, they're really out to get us. Gotta go....”

“Nigal, that is interesting. I will have to check it out.

I have always wondered if there is a secert organization that is running this country and the Pres and Congress is a smoke screen.

That is really off the scale but who knows for sure!”

“He says the center of it all is in Brussels and Bush is a puppet and Cheney is the one running the show. That doesn’t sound too crazy. LOL! You can find his book called America Sold Out!. He also has a site with the same name but it’s not very informative.”

“sounds like the X-files doesn't it

remember the organization they had was in Europe......hmmmmmm


dang that book isn't at the library
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“I would think it's going to be a fairly underground book. You get bored and want to hear an interview with the guy on Israeli National Radio you can find it here:

Part 1
Part 2”

“Conspiracy? Anyone that even mentioned it would probably disappear immediately, right in the middle of whatever they”

““Personally, I think we all ought to have a bar code tatooed to our foreheads.”
Gremlin
1:15:42 PM
3/21/05

That would make it easier to run a tab.”

“I don't know Mark, I'd think gubmint booze would suck.”

“ok.. I don't remember the title of the movie.. somebody please help me out.. "don't you remember?".. people forget things.. like they never happened.. and the plot is people are being TAKEN, and somehow their memory (of those left behind) is erased.”

“The Forgotten
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“yay!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356618/trailers

Thank you.”

“Julianne Moore??”

“This thread just made me think of the movie.. the cool scene where you first see someone being TAKEN. It's awesome.

Gtg.. have a 130 meeting.


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“And how can we expect to be treated by UN "peacekeepers"? How's this?


UN peacekeepers tourture a Somoli child over a fire. Commenting, "They're only niggars anyhow.".

Full story”

“The dude on the left looks like Timmy McVey”

“The other looks like...










ELVIS!”

“The plot thickens!”

““The plot thickens!”
Nigal
3:48:48 PM
3/22/05
ignore this user

That implies there was a plot to begin with.”

“yes the plot thickens..first techntrek disappears in the middle of a sentence now a sighting of Elvis and McVey...whats next????”

“Still waiting for the conspiracy theorists to appear......


Is this their day off?
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“FEMA got to techandtrek.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"”

“thank God Oryx hasn't found this thread..lol”

“Well heck !!

You don't think those UN peacekeeper should be forced to eat their food RAW now do you ??”

“What are ya talkin' about? He's a 33rd degree Mason with a membership card in the Illuminati.”

“There were helicopters buzzin' my neighborhood.........

They are usually lookin' for escaped nuts or escaped cons.

There is a nut shack and a slammer nearby.”

“not the Illuminati!!! Oh crap..I thought he was with Spector”

“Don't worry folks. One day those guys in the choppers will catch MarkO.
8D”

“You coppers ain't takin' me alive........................”

“Calm down MarkO. They have a nice padded cell just waiting for you.”

“copper chopper ..yeah they look the same..have another toke MarkO”

“I'm Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs!!!!!!



Bwaaaaahhh-haha!!”