The TT Matrix

“Long ago, backpackers broke into two groups: Liberal backpackers who liked to whistle, enjoy the beauty of nature, and explore far out conspiracy theories. The Libby's banded together after being attacked by the Conveys, conservative backpackers who like The History Channel, enjoy hunting, and would rather explore the power of a firearm than a conspiracy.

Recently, ANWR has come under seige, and the two groups have come to battle. The Conveys, led by bacpac and his right hand man stratdewd have rallied the troops. The Libbys with fearless leader Phadreus and his 5 Lt's Tilt, Violin, Treebeard, Tom Terrific and Geobeet, have come to defend the ANWR empire.

We begin our story with bacpac recruiting a new, powerful force. A young man named Ice Tea, who can run like a deer, hike like a cougar, and spell like Dan Quayle, has been discovered by bacpac. With his new secret weapon, bacpac sets out to use Tea's powers of spelling descrambling to distort the wacky conspiracy theories developed by the Phaedyy 5.

bacpac - "We will use your powers, grasshopper, to destroy the ignorant minions of Libbeys and their far out conspiracies everywhere. Moooooohahahahahaha."

Ice Tea - "Yes master, yes. I'z wil take the prechoius, and tern it into a land of snowmobiles."

stratdewd - "Then we can hunt on it all day, and drill for oil. I can't wait!"

music - {dundundunnnnnnnn}

Meanwhile, back at the recycling center.....

Phaedrus - "We must stop the Conveys men! Did you know that GWB has actually cloned and trained an army of Oliver North's to log ANWR and make catcher's mitts out of all the animals?"

Tilt - "Heavens no!"

Tom Teriffic - "We must stop them, we must get out the vote!"

A strange green haze that can't be seen by Libbys, settles over Violin before he can speak.

Violin - "This calls for a Kennedy men. Their worthless politicks, shaymeles wominizing and late night drincking wil help our leegions by giving them an exampel how to hunt propeerly!"

The Libbys turn and look at Violin in astonishment!

Geobeet - That's not violin! It's a Bush Nephew clone, who has been given plastic surgery by some corporate plastic surgeon firm, to make him look like Violin!

meanwhile, back at the hunting lodge..............


bacpac - "Moooooohahahahaha, your diabolical powers of ESSP (extra sensory spelling perception) are working, you are able to telepathically insert your misspelled thoughts into Violin's posts! Moooooohahhahahahaha!"


Will Violin be able to break the funk and hack his way out of the mind meld? Will stratdewd prove that Oswald acted alone, destroying one of the Libby's key conspiracy's? Will Tilt be able to move the heavens, creating an eclipse to prevent bacpac from finally bagging a buck?

To be continued...............”

“You gotta lay off the crack pipe man.”

“We pick up our story at a Habitat for Humanity function.

Treebeard - "I heard they plan on using baby seals to grease the drill bit when they plunder the oil in ANWR. What are we going to do about it!?"

Guest Star Jimmy Carter - "I always try to do absolutely nothing in those situations."

Phaedrus - "I know, we need to bring out our secret weapon. Libby's put on your blinders and earplugs, I'm calling Monkeygirl!"

Libby Group - "gasp"

In a comfortable Trading Spaces - like decorated home deep in Virginia, a phone rings.

Lyra - "Hello?"

Tom Teriffic - "The Monkey needs a bannana, the monkey needs a bannana."

When the words are spoken, the woman on the phone turns into..... MONKEY GIRL, a mutant who is able to speak with monkeys and make men wack their monkeys at will.

Monkey Girl - "Specify the target please."

Treebeard - "The one they call, Nigal"

Sound - {dundundunnnnnnnnn}

Meanwhile, back at the animal testing facility.

Ice Tea - "Cool, that mouwse has an eer growing on it's back!"

bacpac - "Pay attention grasshopper, we need to genetically enhance a german shepard so we can hunt quicker in ANWR."

A sleeping monkey suddenly awakes, reaches from his cage and throws one of the lab tech's playboy magazines on Nigals shoe.

Nigal - "What is this? Niiiccceeeee. Guys, I need to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in a few."

Stratdewd - "Wait, Nigal, we need you because you have the genetic code!"

Nigal runs off to the bathroom, playboy in hand.

Meanwhile, back at the botanical center.............

Tilt - "By jove, monkey girl has stopped thier diabolical genetic dog plan nad averted certain distater in ANWR!"

Geobeet - "She's hot!"

Meanwhile, back at the lab......

bacpac - "Damned Libby's, they have foiled our plan."

stratdewd - "wait, I know what we can do, all hope is not lost, this is a job for Tea!"

Somewhere on a canine-less trail.....

Micah (thinking) - "LNT=LDH, LNT=LDH"

A green haze envelops Micah.

Micah (thinking) - "LNT=Let Dawgs rome, LNT =let dogs rome."

With a blank stare, Micah heads toward the testing lab, double time!"


Will the Libby's be able to stop Ice Tea and his spelling teleapthy? Will Jimmy Carter farm a peanut? Will stratdewd call Ted Nugent for help?

To be continued...............”

“Seriously, you really need to quit smoking drugs dude.”

“Meanwhile, back at Ted Nugents Ranch.........

Stratdewd - "Dude, lets play some serious tunes and grill some meat!"

Ted - "Yeah man, but it would be so much better if we could do it in an oil powered ranch in Alaska while grilling a cute baby polar bear!"

bacpac - "shut up you too, we need to develop a plan to hunt ANWR, so start thinking!"

Nigal - "What if we opened a strip bar out there?"

Ice Tea - "If yu bild it, they will cum."

Meanwhile, back at the Starbucks...............

Violin - "We have to stop them from building a strip bar!" Once they get naked women in ANWR, all the guys will want to drill and hunt!"

Phaedrus - "We could protest!"

Tilt - "No, protesting won't work, this is a job for Teddy Kennedy!"

Meanwhile, back at the reservation...............

bacpac - "Listen Eskimo, I don't care if this is your igloo, I gave some beads and a mirror, now scram!"

Nigal - Now we can hang a cheesy disco ball, hire some hotties, and all the guys will want to come and hunt and drill!"

Stratdewd - "Now we need a hottie stripper, who can we get?"

Ice Tea - "I have a tarabull idea!"

sound {dundundunnnnnnnnnnnn}

meanwhile, back at the yoga class.

Geobeet - They have secured a place for the strip club by using big corp. crack money to buy beads and mirrors for the Indians. What are we going to do?"

Phaedrus - "We will use a two pronged attack gentlemen. First, Teddy will attract all the strippers by throwing a stripathon to benefit breast implants. Then, we will plant a liberal woman as the stripper at the club. She will use the tassles on her breasts to hypnotize the men, driving them from ANWR forever!"

Treebeard - "Who will you get? My beautiful wife Mapleleaf?"

Tilt - "No, this is a terrible job, which calls for a Tarabull girl!"

Meanwhile, back at the strip club in an igloo in ANWR.

redneck - "You sure is pretty miss tarabull"

Tarabull - That's right boys, now take at look at these... Twin Towers!"

Tarabull lowers her top, exposing her breasts, all the while twirling her pasties, hypnotizing the men.

bacpac - "Mye eyes, my eyes!"

Nigal - "Don't look bacpac, she's hypnotizing everybody! Noooooo!"

Tarabull - "Go home boys, there is nothing here for you to do or see!"


Meanwhile, back at the Dr. Phil Show................

Phaedrus - "We foiled their plan again!"

Geobeet - "Yeah, I wish I could have been there."


Will bacpac ever be able to see to shoot an animal again? Will males ever travel to ANWR again? Did Ted Kenndy sleep with 5 or 10 of the strippers?

Stay tuned...............”

“LOLOLOL!!! Wait until Tarabull gets a chance to poiso... I mean bake for you again, Buddha Bear.

Too funny, were you having a manic moment while at the computer?”

“heh.. u are incredible BB.. nice job.. made for a 'smiling' morning here at work.”

“Meanwhile, back at the gun show...........

bacpac - "Damned Libby's, we must not let them stop us this time!"

Stratdewd - "Yeah, we need to make a bet with them, and win the Anwr Rights so we can do with it as we please!"

Nigal - I know, we could challange them to a hike off!"

Ice Tea - "Why woold they want to do that?"

bacpac - "Mooooohahahahaha, we'll trick them by telling them the proceeds will go to charity, but we'll steer the money into a conservative pac, and use it to build our Hunting Lodge in ANWR!"

Ted Nugent - "Cool, but who will we get to race?"

Ice Tea - "Dude, I'z got an ideya."

Meanwhile, in a smokey bar somehwere down south........

sound {band playing Sweet Home Alabama}

Lead singer - "And on base, Walkin'dude!"

Walkin'dude drops his bass, puts on his hiking boots, and in 20 minutes hikes the 50 miles to the gun show.

Meanwhile, back at the Arts festival................

Phaedrus - "Did you know that George Sr. used tax payer dollars to have a titanium hip inserted for his transplant?"

Treebeard - "Look, bacpac just posted on TT, challanging us to a hike-off!"

Tilt - "Yeah, he siad whoever won would get the rights to ANWR, and all proceeds would go to the Jack Meov Foundation for stewpedlyberalzititis."

Violin - "Sounds like a good cause. We could win with the proper hiker!"

Geobeet - "What about PennsyHiker?"

Phaedrus - "Na, the guy pollutes water sources. I know, we could get the Marauder!"

Somewhere in New Jersey, a lone man passes the exit he wanted to get off on. A cell phone rings.

SirPete - "Dammit!"

Phaedrus - "We need you to hike for us!"

Sirpete - "Is it a TT trip, will any hotties be there?"

Phaedrus - "Yes"

Meanwhile, back at the country club.......

Ice Tea - "Walkin'dude, you will enter the rayce, and yu wil win it!"

A green haze settles over the dude's head.

Walkin'dude - "OK, sounds like fun, lets do the Smokeys"

Nigal - "Mooooooohahahahahahahaha!"

One day later, back at the Smokeys.......

Matt, the Webmaster - "On your mark, get set, hike!"

Walkin'dude and sirpete are neck and neck throughout the race, until sir pete fails to see a double blaze and makes a wrong turn, securing victory for walkin'dude and the Conveys!

Stratdewd - "We win you snively Libby's, and now we will turn ANWR into a wastland with the money we raised at this event! Mooooohahhahahaha."

bacpac - "Moooooahahahahaha"

Ice Tea - Muuuuuuuhehehehehe"

Nigal - "moooooohahahahahaha"

Matt, the Webmaster - "Shop at Latta Outdoors, and be sure to buy a map for ANWR!"

One day later, back at the Botanical Gardens............

Phaedrus - "We need to stop them, what can we do?"

Violin - "I can stall them by hacking into bbinleys website, and putting roofies into thier Enertia order! That will buy us the time we need to figure out what we need to do!"

Treebeard - "I protest!"

Tilt - "Not now, put the sign down!"


Will The Conveys build their hunting lodge in ANWR? Will Sir Pete ever be found? Will we get pics of Tarabull's infamous strip tease?

Stay tuned!”

“We pick up the epic at a freshly completed hunting lodge in ANWR, Alaska. A sign hangs from the rafters "Future home of TC5".

bacpac - "Grasshopper, go get my gun, now that the lodge is done, we can start hunting!"

Ted Nugent - "I fire up the grill!"

Meanwhile, back at the Grocery Co-op.............

Phaedrus - "We must stop those evil Conveys from killing all the animals in ANWR!"

Geobeet - "I know, I'll write an article with a "liberal" slant."

Treebeard - "Good idea, and we can sue!"

Phaedrus - "Yes, we'll sue them, brilliant! But for what?"

Violin - "They may have the rights, but do they have a hunting license?"

Phaedrus - "We need a team of lawyers, and I know just the men....."

Phaedrus reads an ad from the yellow pages to the group "As seen on TV - Been duped by Conservatives? Did your vegetarian dish from Applebees have meat in it? Call Prosecutor and LawyerGary, we'll bend the law like a helpless sapling for you!"


Meanwhile, back at the smokehouse construction site at the ANWR lodge..........

bacpac - "I think I'll name the lodge 'Deathstar'.... yeah, Death for all those scrumptious caribou, and star for Teddy over there."

There is a knock at the door, and man dressed in a suit gives bacpac a documnet and states "You have been served."

Startdewed - "What is it, another palimony suit?"

bacpac - "Those damned Libby's are suing us, says they have a restraining order barring us from hunting!"

Nigal - "I know two laywer type negotiators who can help us?"

Ice Tea - "Yeah, lets suw teyh two!"

Nigal hands bacpac an ad when he met the two men while they were ambulance chasing. It reads "Did a stripper give you crabs? We are Serious lawyers for seroius money damages! Let us flame the law and the truth for you! Chili & Buddha Bear, lawyer and lawyer wannabe since 2001."

sound {dundundunnnnnnnnnn}

1 month later in a court of law..........

Chili - "Mr. Phaedrus, where were you in the summer of 1969?"

Phaedrus - "Uhhhhhh, after smoking all that pot, uhhhhhh, I' can't remember (breaks down in tears)"

Chili - "Is it true that you were at Woodstock, and that you mistook Kelletns original squirrel for a rock and the 357 in your hand for a squirt gun?"

Phaedrus - "I DON"T RECALL!"

Chili - "You shot that squirrel and ate it, DIDN"T you sir! Didn't you!"

Phaedrus - "Yes, yes!"

Chili - "Did you have a hunting permit!"

Phaedrus - "Nooooooooo, I'm sorry "

Chili - "No further questions."

Will the Libby's case be lost due to lack of merit? Will we ever get to see those pics of Tara? Where the hell did Micah go? Will Ted Nugent grill something in every episode?

Stay tuned................”

“LMAO!! now this is what i call a good start to a Friday.

Ice Tea even speaks in misspelled words, i love it, i love it!!

~Monkey Girl :-D”

“Back at the Court.............

Prosecutor - "did you secure a hunting license?"

bacpac - "Accoring to the Steward purchase, and my rights being .0000000000000005% Native American, I can claim this land as my hunting grounds, and there is nothing you or your fancy lawyering can do about it!"

Prosecutor - "Federal Law, son, supercedes State law, I'll have you know."

Buddha Bear - "I object, the cousel for the plaintiff can only practice law in Cook County, Illinois, and he doesn't know a thing about contract law."

Judge Wapner - "Sustained"

Lawyer Gary - "Who is on trail here, this is outraegous sir!"

Wapner - "Order, order!"

Lawyer Gary - "I call Ice Tea to the stand."

Lawyer Gary - "Mr. Tea, were you hunting young teenage eskimo girls in ANWR without a permit?

Ice Tea - "No"

Lawyer Gary - "I would like to submit, plaintiff exhibit #5, this used golden condom."

Lawyer Gary - "Is this your condom sir!"

Tea - "No, it's not mine!"

Lawyer Gary - "No further questions."

Chili36 (cross examination) - "Mr. Tea, please put the condom on."

Ice Tea - "I can't, it's two big."

Chili36 - "If the golden love glove doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

Wapner - "I throw this case out for lack of evidence. According to a loophole, you can hunt on ANWR"

Tom teriffic - "Damned they used a conservative loophole to dupe as again!"

bacpac - "Moooooooahahahahahahaha!

Will prosecutor ever practice law again? Will Tea buy a #&%!$ enlarger? Will Ted Nugent and Ted Kennedy hold a stripper bar-b-que?

Stay tuned............”

“Don't worry about me not having the genetic code guys. Give me about 20 minutes and I can get a new batch up. HAHA! That was priceless Buddha! Great thread for a Phriday!”

“Now this is a good hoot.

I think lyra needs to join with tarabull. The two could but their forces of evil to use against Tea. ;)”

“LMAO!
Chili36 - "If the golden love glove doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
--that's a classic!”

“EWWWWW, Nigal, don't go spreading your genetic code all over the place!”

“OMG. That is so freakin' funny. BB - you have me ROTFLMAO! My colleauges can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard.

But... I'm confused. Am I working for the Conveys or the Libbys?”

“You are destroying them all, Tarabull.”

“gross, Nigal! :-D

i think any of the guys would have more success than i would with that, Stove. ha!!”

“Too funny, HPM!”

“ohmygawsh!! this is all too funny!”

“Dude you need some meds! Libbys will win! :)”

“This just confirms my belief that the world is an illusion created by monkeys.”

“Wow, Aero must really be afraid to go to sleep at night! Or wake up, I'm not sure which.”

“Deep in a Mountain in Michigan the TT Illuminati, a secret society consisting of: Newgirl, Leader of the Montanapaloozers, Sassafrass, Queen of the Michigan Mountaineers, TwinkleToes, Princess of the ECT's, Gemini, Sorceress of the Southern Trekkers and Snownymph, Empress of the California Warriors, plan their shameless plot to manipulate the Libby's and Convey's.

Gemini - "Little do they know they are all helpless men in a woman's world!"

Newgirl - "Hehehe, they don't even suspect that only we can give them the power to use ANWR!"

Twinkle Toes - "I love how our sisters Tarabull and Lyra totally foiled their plans, and they thought they had something to do with it!"

Sassafrass - "They have no clue!"

Snownymph - "hehehehehehe!"

sound - {dundundunnnnnnnnnnn}

Meanwhile, at the ANWR Safari............

bacpac - "The endanger wolverine is in my sights, I'm gonna get em' Ted."

As bacpac pulls the trigger to his uzi, and Strat, Nigal, Ice Tea and Ted Nugent open up on the poor creature, a man in a birthday suit flys in from nowhere, lifts the palm of his hand toward the bullets and they stop, and fall to the ground harmlessly.

Ice Tea - "The prahfisy is tru, Neo bare exists!"

The Conveys cringe and hide their eyes at the sight of Noe Bear (Jer Bear), as he flashes a toothy grin.

Neobear - "Quit hunting animals, lets strt hunting ladies, join me, and we'll find the TT Illuminati!"

Meanwhile, back at the candle party...........

Violin - "I think we should invade TC5, and burn the Deathstar down, that'll teach em'!"

Tom Teriffic - "You mean kind of like a Vietnam protest, I'm in!"

Phaedrus drops his sushi.

Phaedrus - "Yes, we'll burn those red meat eating capitalists down at TC5."

Tilt - "We'll call the plan, the Trojan Deer."

A strong wind blows through the lace curtains, and all the scented candles blow out. A naked man appears, sporting a large toothy grin!

Neobear - "It's not about the baby seals and baby bears guys, it's about the honey babies. Put your hollow dear down, and join me in the woman hunt!"

Meanwhile, back at the Illuminati cave.............

Snownymph - "I feel a disruption in the estrogen force!"

TwinkleToes - "Sorceress gemini, what is it?"

Gemini - "I can't get a good read, we must consult the TT Angels!"

The legendary TT Angels, Treebait, Lizs and Yam appear.

Yam - "The legend of Neobear is true."

Lizs - "Yes, the clueless males now have hope."

Mapleleaf - "We will crush them and their pathetic sex drives."


Will the Libby's and Conveys join together to fight the Illuminati?
Will the men find a mutant that can strip the Illuminati women naked? Am I on drugs?

Stay tuned...............”

“You have absolutely, hands down, full speed ahead, outdone yourself and have posted the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. This is absolutely priceless. Thanx!”

“Can't... Stop... Laughing!!!”

“We pick up our story at a local Hooters and a HMWH Club meeting. Opie, leader of the HMWH'rs, and his band of men lead a powow of men, including the Conveys and Libbys. Neobear is also present.

Opie - "What is this about all these chicks trying to manipulate us?"

Neobear - "They have a secret society that try to rule us. Nobody will ever be able to enjoy ANWR as long as they are clothed."

Ewker - "Yeah, take their clothes off! Can you do that Neo?"

Neobear - "Yes"

Dayhiker - "He is the chosen one."

Stikmon - "Will there be an alliance with the Conveys and Libbys?"

bacpac - "Hell yeah, I'd rather hunt tail, than deer!"

Phaedrus - "Absolutely, we only hang out in Botanical Gardens and Candle parties to meet women!"

Opie - "We need to get a spy to help us. I voulenteer my woman, Miss Opie."

HPM - "Yeah, and I'll send my woman treebait. We can infiltrate the Illuminati, and soon we will see them in their natural beauty in ANWR, and be able to hunt them too."

Birch - "Now we're talkin' men."

Dare - "I'll send my woman too."

Adveturist - Here's the plan. We kidnapp the TT Angels, and replace them with our women."

Towndawg - "Yeah, and they will tell the Illuminati to go to TC5 at the Deathstar Hunting lodge, where we will ambush them!"

Aero - "Hehehehe, he said "bush"

Tom Teriffic - "I hate Bush, that SOB.."

Geezr - "Dude, he was talking about women, not Goerge.... jeez!"

Briar Rabbitt - "We'll call it, Operation Beaver Trap!"

Meanwhile, back at the Spa in the mountain in Michigan........

Sassafrsss - "I love this lotion, it smells sooooo nice!"

Twinkle Toes - "Yeah it's the best!"

Suddenly, The Imposter TT angels appear to the women, cloaked in a green haze. The Illuminati, covered with mud facials, can't see the rouse.

Yam - "The fhoolish men plan on having a grate battle in ANWR, were they will compeete for a nakid woamn!"

Treebait - "They wil try to stuf $1 bils in her pantyies."

AmyG - "We must stope them once and for al NOWE!"

Snownymph - "Ladies, it's time to crush their useless testosterone driven existance...... let's go to TC5 and destroy them!"


Will the Illuminati fall into Operation Beaver Trap? Will Ted Nugent ever grill again? Will the Imposter TT Angels continue to succomb to Ice Tea's ESSP?

Stay tuned for the final episode!”

“I'll send my woman Treebait

I'll send?? I'll send??
Like that'll ever happen. LOL!”

“LMAO!! i love these...

Aero - "Hehehehe, he said "bush"

Tom Teriffic - "I hate Bush, that SOB.."”

“I just hope the final episode isn't pre-empted for some breaking news. I'm on the edge of my seat (heading for the floor. ie ROTFLMAO)”

“Our story ends at the Deathstar Hunting Lodge in ANWR. The HMWH'rs, Libbys and Conveys take cover, awaiting to ambush the TT Illuminati. Neobear stands alone, gleefully naked, awaiting the women.

Newgirl - "Look, it's an old man standing there naked!"

Gemini - "He is kinda cute - come on girls, lets see what is going on!"

Towndawg appears as master of TC5 cerimonies. The TT men await in the bushes (excuse the pun)

Meanwhile, in the bushes..........

Ice Tea - "Violin, no mater what happans today, know I will stil fite your lyberlism until I die."

Violin - "Shhh my son. The Illuminati will hear you!"

Ice Tea - "I am not yur sun!"

Violin - "Tea, I am your father."

Ice Tea runs out of the bushes screaming noooooooooooo! The Illuminati women are started, the surprise ruined. The other men come out.

The women start attacking neobear, who flys around all of them, shedding their clothes, making them all naked.

Ewker - "YES!"

Buddha Bear - "Big Poppa, get the Camera rolling!"

Laqtis - "Dude, this is the best backcountry view ever!"

Big Rob - "I've got a camera!"

AT that moment, in Tea's grief, his ESSP over the Imposter Angels is broken. Yam, Treebait and AmyG, free of the diabloical hold, free the women, and throw their clothes back on. They now join forces with the original TT Angels.

Lizs - "These men will pay!!!!!!!!!!"

At that moment, a dark shadowy figure emerges from the lodge. Matt the Webmaster looks at the silly scene in front of him in dismay, and shakes his head.

Matt, the Webmaster - "I am Oz, and my creation is a failure. All you dorothys will now be banned forever.... but be sure to buy some books from Latta Outdoors, your backcountry bookstore, before you go!"

A host of trolls emerge from the Deathstar lodge, surround Matt, and a new chaper begins.....


The End”

“Written, Directed and Produced by"
Buddha Bear

Starring"

Conveys
Ice Tea as Luke Spellwalker
bacpac as the Evil Deer Hunter
Nigal as Austin Powers
Stratdewd as Charlton Heston
Ted Nugent as himself

Libbys
Phaedrus as Nader Morpheus
Tom teriffic as Protester Guy
Violin as The Hacker
Tilt as Zues
Geobeet as Deep Throat
Treebeard as Hunter S. Thompson Vader
Teddy Kennedy as himself
Jimmy Carter as himself


This is a Latta Outdoors production
Copyright 2003”

“For..... Phil, Grandmaster of TT, and inspiration to us all.”

“Thanks for a morning full of belly laughs!

This really is one of the funniest things I've seen. LMAO!!”

“A+

Originality, parody and sarcastic fun, all in one!”

“Just goes to show you can't trust those "sneak peak" photos those fan sites come up with.”

“I'll bet this ends up on Phils page, just like the "Case of The Missing Newgirl" Transcript that Aero wrote.”

“This is far better than the original :o)”

“....riveting.....kept me on the edge of my seat.....

1 1/2 thumbs up!!”

“This is better fiction than one of my former staff writers could plagiarize, er muster up.. - N.Y. Times”

“I just knew this had to be Buddhy Bear, after I started reading it...

ohmagawd, man, you rock! This is some funny $hit! I couldn't stop reading...it was like some sort of subliminal messaging hypnosis! I know, I know...I am so paranoid.

Oh well, I am off now to buy some books from Latta Outdoors, my backcountry bookstore.

>8D”

“But the best part was missing in the story, the part where Tarabull tortures the anonymous writer of an inpudent but hilarious tale about libbers and conveys, angels and illuminati.”

“Hugh Hefner & Linda Hamilton presenting......and the Oscar for best Short Story goes to.........Buddha Bear !!!

Very Funny...Thanks for the laughs....Big Smiles...”

“ROTFLMAO!!!! This is too funny, I think I just passed a kidney stone!!! Yeah I fund out 2 days ago I got kidney stones, can't go hiking/fly fishing in the Smokies this weekend. But with BB's amazingly funny story I'll be up and hiking (among other things) in no time. Thanks a million!”

“Buddha Bear Latta, truly funny! Buy from Latta You are a Master Latta is good Storyteller Latta Rocks!. Thanks for the laughs!!!

- gotta hop over to Latta Outdoors now!”

“Freakin' hilarious!”

“Phantastic phriday phunnies pholks. LMAO”

“That was awesome BB!!!! You better make it to Sierrapalooza!!!”

“Where do we Canadians fir in? (Only we would write 'we' there.)”