How to catch a Frog

“So ...what would be the best way to set a trap to catch a JF? Woudln't use peanut butter!!!”

“Set a stone on his driveway, when he comes out and stands looking to see who placed it there... got him! If it doesn't work the first time he will repeat this as many times as rocks are placed on his driveway.”

“Tango...was that you? Did you do the cotton balls too?”

“Shhhh!!!!

Wait, I missed the cotton balls. So nope it wasn't me, I know nothing about it!”

“I hear that if you put the frog in a frying pan and ever so slowly increase the heat it won't jump out. That way not only would you catch the frog but you will also have dinner!”

“use a grasshpper for bait...they love those...”

“Is it fog jigging season already?”

“ya know......alot of peeps would like to have a frog in a fog”

“those werent cotton balls, they were hare balls :P”

“Oh Ick dman...that is a nasty mental picture!!”

“I do have a sick sense of humor at times....”

“you catch more frogs with honey, than.............”

“I thought that was flies..then don't you use the frog for the flies?”

“You put the honey on the flies to catch the frog.”

“I'll get the honey if you get the flies....!!!”

“you know how frogs catch flies......! ;>)”

“JF...PLEASE REPORT TO THE POND!”

“CG............not near the pond, will have to arrive at another date”

“how can a frog not be at the pond?”

“even frogs wander sometimes.....”

“but they will dry up and die if they wonder to far”

“I WONDER if you meant WANDER............LOL”

“maybe...maybe I had it right!”

“grasshoppers”

“a better question...what are you going to do with the JF after you caught it??”

“that is a very good question Gem...would could put that up for a vote!”

“Fog can be scary OR romantic”

“how about we skin em and then...hmm well, let's figure something out.”

“that's alot of "skin"!!!!!!!!!!”

“here froggie froggie....!!”

“yeah yeah, that's what they all say... i think it seems to me that somebody's on something... whoa, what's goin on man... what's goin on, oohhh man, i don't think that's supposed to happen...”

“frog not near pond.....but can still hear ;>)”

“I say step on him and see if he says 'bud' 'weis' or 'errrr'!!!”

“it takes 2 to tango”