McDonaldLand Cookies are Back!

“i stopped in for breakfast at mickey d's after an overnighter at shades state park, and lo and behold what did my little eye spy but classic mcdonaldland cookies from my misbegotten youth. i hadnt munched on their lightly buttered goodness and funny shapes in years. i was dismayed, disheartened when they were discontinued, and now, my sweet little morsels of sugary delight were mine to devour! o merciful gods of grimace, i prostrate myself before you!”

“Get a grip, Dude.”

“ill get a grip on ronald, and grimace, and birdy, and hamburgler. i will grip them all in my greedy little hands and shove them in my mouth

~munch munch grmmbllmumchsnrf smackingnoisesmunchmucmmmm”

“Someone call 9-1-1. Quickly! He's devouring those cookies at a ghastly rate. For God's sake, is anyone in this room a doctor?!?!”

“Anybody know that Heimlich Maneuver?”

“HE'S GOT A MAYOR MCCHEESE STUCK IN HIS GULLET!!!”