Ice Tea's an Eagle

“The first place I ever saw someone smoke pot...the Scouts.

Congrats.”

“Congratulations, Tea.”

“Kinda related to your Project ...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?”

“Congrats, Tea! I was only in scouting briefly, but am glad it was a good fit for you, and you accomplished it. My 7 year old is a cub scout, and I have to say I'm getting tired of arts and craft projects. Jim went on 5 overnight backpacks last year, and at cub scouts they just glue paper together. The pinewood derby was fun though. We placed 5th out of about 50 cars, so we were in the running, and beat a lot of cars.”

“http://community.webshots.com/photo/73684768/74105372PBlQeZ

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“Whoa! Too bad you are too young for me :) you are a good looking young man!”

“I love a man in a uniform.”

“Meeeee tooooo!

mmm mmm!”

“Phaedrus...um does your wife know?”