What's scarier?

“This:



or this?

”

“it's a draw.”

“Both are pretty fuc*&^$ sick!”

“Think it is a tie!!!”

“Although MJ has got the Iwannabe-Diana Ross-tranquilized-I've escaped from clown school-wearing an afro-look, the tongue is wayyyy sick! People actually have that done to themselves?

Um... why???”

“Well, like I said on an earlier thread, it's getting harder and harder to shock modern parents...”

“I'd rather look at Violin's left foot! GAAAAAAK!”

“i see i'm not the only Drudge Report reader... but seriously, is that a boy or a girl? in either picture?”

“The trouble with nose jewelry is one good sneeze and you produce shrapnel.”

“For the split tongue pic, I'm pretty sure I see shaved whiskers on the chin. I think it's a guy.

For the other one, neither.”

“Gordon, I think the shocking thing is the split tongue. I hear it's the latest fad. Go to the body piercing shop, and have them slice your tongue in half, neat.

In the local middle school, the thing to do now is scratch the name of your boy/girl friend into your skin with a pin.

What happened to just writing it on your notebook?”

“Holy Mary Mother of the Sweet Baby Jesus! That is frickin' awful crap, man . . . awful. If I ever see someone w/ that split tongue in real life . . . I think I'll probably get hostile. I can think of absolutely NO reasons why that would be even remotely attractive to anyone. If I had to choose . . . I'd get it on w/ Michael way before the split-tongue fruit-a$$!”

“Eeeeeeeeeee! They're both freakin nasty.”

“newgirl, hostile!!!

Yikes!”

“They are not scarie they are funny and a good thing to look at when you are drinking to get a good laugh!

8)”

“Darling Daughter: Hi Mom and Dad! I'm home from college with my new boyfried!

Mom and Dad: Hello, what's your name?

New Boyfriend: SATAN!!!!! <sticks out forked tongue>”

“I guess I just don't find Satan desirable.”

“No, but Darling Daughter loves the fact that she's shocking her parents to death. So that's why it's attractive to her...”

“just think if his tongue is long enough he can touch both of his eyebrows at the same time now.”

“Or slurp each nostril...”

“I think MJ is considerably more offensive. THe tongue thing can be reversed. MJ, there's no hope left for him/it.”

“Hope for MJ would be watching a bus plaster his freak nasty ass all over the pavement.”

“Can we assume that the split tounge is interested in adults, unlike MJ?”

“both should be eliminated immediately”

“I bet that procedure gave 'Satan' one helluva speech impediment.”

“The body piercing thing is pretty stupid if ya ask me. I've seen some pretty hot looking chicks at strip clubs before until they took it all off and revieled some peircing. I usually don't even tip them.
Breast implants are VERY cool though!!!! :)”

“MJ is way more scary.”

“Thomething wrong with the way I thay thtuff? Ith not eathy to thpeak with thith new look! Tho what if I mithpronounth a word thometimeth!”

“WACKO JACKO BACKO TO AFRO...
Freak with a capital F”

“*Disclaimer*
...headline not my own.”

“Piercings are OK as long as it isn't over done. A single nose ring or eye brow is cool but when you get up to three piercings ya become the circus freak. And no piercing of sexual body parts please. Nothing ruins a nice set of hooters than nipple rings. And I may be in the minority here but like my boobies (women's boobies that is) all natural. I'd rather see a woman built like a 12 year old boy than to see the nasty fakes......oh man, that didn't come out right. Never mind what I said.”

“And that is why a good parent must be shocked at the little things so it is easy for the children to rebel. Insist on modest clothing and not too much face paint. Have a fit when they chew gum. Don't for pete's sake tell them what you did when you were their age LOL”

“"I'd rather see a woman built like a 12 year old boy "

scariest yet......”

“Nigal, good for you. I sent you an e-mail at Dirtbaggers.

Michael is by far scarier.

As for the tongue, if you have seen the new X-man movie, there is a kid whose only apparent "mutant" feature is a split thick reptilian tongue. The movie writers are going to have to go farther than that if they intend to be weird. Or it just may give the idea to more body-modification fans.”

“...truly hideous
link”

“Wow, I couldn't view that at work. I've never had anything blocked before, so it must be really bad, lol...”

“Not really, Bit. Got that one from the same place I get a lot of the others. It does make me cringe a little...”

“Perhaps it's a new feature here at work then, lol...”

“Maybe they have blocked anything that concerns Michael Jackson”

“I read the article that went with that pic of the kid with the split tongue. The amazing thing is that his parents PAID FOR IT! And now he has to talk with a lisp. I would never do anything to maim my sense of taste or my ability to communicate. Messing with the mouth is OFF LIMITS.

As for Michelle, well, he's a friggin' FREAK!!”

“Whao, now those would be odd to see on the trail.”

“MJ is definatly the sickest”

“Ever see the movie "Brazil?" That had some freakish stuff in it too, involving saran wrap, if I remember correctly.”

“Wow, cool flick. Check out the personnel.”

“Yeah, TB. One of Terry Gilliam's wilder films...

--Treebeard”

“Dealing with computers as I do, I got a real charge out of some of the dialog....

"This is information retrieval not information dispersal!"”