blondes

“7 degrees of Blonde

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear."

SECOND DEGREE
two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
send me a BLIND policeman."”

“Ok, I am convinced, I have decided to give up blondes and go with red heads for a while.”

“You won't regret it...”

“Chili- What do a redhead and a tornado have in common?



They can both mess up a good trailer court!”

“I don't know,,,a good trailer park queen might be just what I need......

a twelve pack of Bud Lite and blockbuster video rental would be a "quality date".....”

“Don't forget the golfball and the garden hose. You should make sure she's qualified first.”

“Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?






A: The blonde works in the dark!”

“Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is going with Republicans next time?












Seems the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.”

“I was gonna admitt to being a red head but not sure I want to be compared to a tornado!”

“My ex-girlfriend was so fat.

How fat was she?

She was barred from swimming in the Pacific Ocean by the government because airline pilots kept mistaking her ass for Australia.”

“Don't be giving away all your dating secrets. Save some for your self help book.”

“good idea arky....”

“"You won't regret it..."

bitpusher



HA!”

“This is a case of the Blonde leading the blind.”

“I see Tilt got aholt of a good one...”

“LOL

Maybe she plays for both teams?”

““Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.” —Heraclitus of Ephesus”

“I still don't get it. I guess it would help if I had any idea what is going on in the photo. I can only assume that the cheerleader is cheering when it was the other team that did something right.”

“It appears to me that she happily cheered for the opposing team's touchdown. Even some of her cheermates are giving her the look.”

“http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3901/


Here is a slightly larger photo:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/sports/rosebowl.asp
last edited: 1/23/06 10:40:02 PM”

“The other two cheerleaders are blonde too...so not all blondes are airheads. :o)”

“They are just not as tall so are less air headed. if the pic was taking a few secs later they would have a delayed cheer going.”

“two blondes were sitting on a bench...one asked the other "do you think florida or the moon is closer to us?"...the other one said, "hello!!!, you can't even see florida from here"

(the sad part is i had to spell check this to make sure i spelled everything correctly)”

“(the sad part is i had to spell check this to make sure i spelled everything correctly)”
thriftyhiker
1:35:52 PM
1/25/06
ignore this user

And you still misspelled something.”