Mason Andrew, My New Son

“Congrats Rob! I'm sooo happy for ya! The boy looks good, and I can't wait to see them on the trail fetchin' wood for us when we get old!”

“My daughter was also very jaundiced, but it didn't happen until she was a couple of days old. When my wife's greataunt Jettie saw her for the first time, she said, "Why, that baby looks Japanese!"”