Citezens against Haiku

“Kill the bold tag!”

“Like I used to say
When forced to practice music
Screw the Violin”

“The fify fourth post
Proof of eternal haiku
Eat my shorts, Fiddler”

“Niccolò Paganini you're not.

(Itzhak Perlmann isn't sweating it either)”

“Aim at Violin
Sapphire bullets of pure love
Itzhak Perlmann's sweat”

“Who doth have patience?
for syllables timed and rhymed?
only the select”

“That doesn't count. You forgot to say bippity boppity boo.”

“Bump.


We cant let them win people! Haiku is the axis of evil! It is everything wrong in the world. Rise up and fight!”

“Haiku is what's wrong
With this mortal world in which
The Haiku appears”

“Spel mutch?”

“Sorry Free, I admire the haiku attempts here. I'm trying to remember who wrote the one about "going in the woods" a couple years back.”

“The Haiku meister
Rises to the occasion
All to Free's dismay”

“Dunadan's Haiku
Keeps flowing like a river
much to his delight.”

“I squat for a poop.
diarrhea lets loose.
who is my trail friend?”

“You never should have
mentioned it, Free, you fool
See where it has led?”

“I see the campaign is only encouraging active opposition..... arrgggghhhh”

“but i love haiku
so short and sweet and easy
it just makes my day!”

“tarbubblebaby
brings life to the Haiku words
that relflects our thoughts.”

“chili, how about

Dunadan's Haiku
Keeps flowing like a sewer
much to our horror.”

“that's mean dayhiker
Dunadan's haiku inspires
the cause to go on”

“A new me today
Bad Boy image growing strong
PetsMart girls beware!”

“gojo goes shopping
sarabelle trotting alongside
chicks swoon at the sight”

“If dogs bugger free
How much is that kangaroo?
Just how sick am I?”

“Flea shampoo: aisle one
Buggy stops, dogs lap and wag
Girls soon crowd around”

“(gojo's got it going on today... he's even on the haiku thread!!)”

“White blossom floating
Across the forest gently
From shallow cathole”

“gojo going on
on and on and on and on
on to Iowa?”

“home-grown tomatoes
the taste of spring water
red”

“gojo heading west
loves corn, beans, the plains. But wait!
What about mountains?

gojo at PetsMart
Smiling, laughing, the "bad boy"
Ooops! Picks up a dog!

(Submit your gojo haikus here, please)”

“See what you have done?
Even I am Haiku-ing
Evil, evil girl”

“Foolish, foolish, Free
Thinking that her complaining
Would end the haiku”

“Haiku endures all
attempting to stop the words
is without success”

“she scratches real loud!
"scritchy scratchy scritchy scratch"
There then - go out and pee”

“bitpusher, that's charmin'”

“Yah, I'm really talented, ain't I? lol...”

“A black-eyed Susan
lying there to be lifted
oops - came from cathole”

“Marmot falls in poop
put down the toilet seat please
Rocky Mountain turd”

“bitpusher, that did start out rather "Japanese".......and then it went right down the commode.......like this thread.”

“I had to give it some backpacking flavor somehow...”

“actually, I think it is more like Trail Talk flavored”

“Bobo's Haiku stinks
Very scatalogical
Don't you all think so?”

“Nobody's posted
To this here thread in awhile
Are they all skeered to?”

“I ain't skeered to post
My wonderful haiku verse
Ah, Bumper Sticker!”

“Trail Talk
free beer
not bad”

“Stovestomper, no, no!
You do not have the right form
So you are banished.”

“5-7-5, SS

stick to the rules please”

“home-grown tomatoes
the taste of spring water
red

Right form my a$$.
I do freeform haiku. ;)”

“that is the spirit!
do not be held down by rules
alas, i still am.”

“Geobeet is wise
you can smell it but not touch
this is the essence











bLoOp!”