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Citezens against HaikuView MessagesAnd now for something completly different... “Stonehenge cunundrum riddle solved by horny men Very big hoo hoo” 2:32:42 PM 7/10/03 “My English teacher Would disagree with you, G. However, I don't” 2:33:43 PM 7/10/03 “I apologize My haiku form was not good I will do better There. I think I got the 5-7-5” 2:37:23 PM 7/10/03 “The pluralized S Would indeed count as syllable In words like bridges However, fuels still Remains a one syllable word Despite extra S” 2:43:44 PM 7/10/03 “Gosh, it sure was nice Of Free to resurrect this Anti-Haiku thread” 2:44:32 PM 7/10/03 Let's get a little backpacking involved... “Squatting over hole Surrounded by the forest Please be a clean break!” 2:48:43 PM 7/10/03 “That would go on the Old Wilderness Haiku thread You DiggerBoy” 2:50:33 PM 7/10/03 “Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame crap.” 2:51:27 PM 7/10/03 “Today Phaedrus is Feeling some constipation It affects his mood” 2:55:21 PM 7/10/03 “But perhaps Phaedrus Was only describing a Handicapped toilet” 2:57:45 PM 7/10/03 “He he he he he Ha ha ha ha ha ho heh Hu ur kuk cough choke!” 2:59:41 PM 7/10/03 “Reviving haiku It was asleep in the morgue Risen now to bite.” 3:08:05 PM 7/10/03 “Behaving badly, Phaedrus pokes fun at Haiku But the joke's on him” 3:39:03 PM 7/10/03 “Foolish foolish Free Unleashed the Dogs of Haiku Will Free never learn” 3:44:33 PM 7/10/03 “Maybe Free just likes Haiku and this is her way Of getting her wish” 3:50:05 PM 7/10/03 “Free is trapped again Quickly mired in the Haiku Maybe her grand plan?” 4:06:37 PM 7/10/03 “Water bottle spilled morning clothes now cold and wet S@#$! F@&$! P*#$! S@#$! F@&$!” 4:19:40 PM 7/10/03 “Behaving badly? Walter Mitty chockity- Chock err whatever...” 4:24:49 PM 7/10/03 “Ta-pocketa is The sound that Walter Mitty Makes in reverie” 4:35:32 PM 7/10/03 “Ta-pocketa blah! my point made even better when you correct me” 4:38:29 PM 7/10/03 “In truth, geobeet You are more fun than a trip to a cruel dentist.” 4:42:18 PM 7/10/03 “At least I have some Redeeming social value Unlike our damn trolls” 4:49:05 PM 7/10/03 “haiku is broken poetry engine kaput can't count toes at work” 4:49:43 PM 7/10/03 “OMG. I wandered into this thread by accident. What in the sam hell is wrong with you people?” 4:52:40 PM 7/10/03 “Hear hear, geobeet They no longer have sounds, though So expect rudeness” 4:54:38 PM 7/10/03 “Arky, you look good A new victim in our game Haiku loves virgins” 4:56:13 PM 7/10/03 “Arky wanders in only to find much Haiku he quickly bolts out” 4:59:51 PM 7/10/03 “Hillbilly haiku: Yer lookin good, little man bring that pig squeal here!” 5:05:28 PM 7/10/03 “A quick note to self never go backpacking with any hillbillies” 5:14:08 PM 7/10/03 “Any hillbillies Chili? I might add to that, With Phaedrus either” 5:17:05 PM 7/10/03 “Watch that pig squeal stuff Around Brother Artex, who don't Cotton up to hogs” 5:17:53 PM 7/10/03 “Much like a train wreck I just had to come back in here and look. Phaedrus are we dating or are you just flirting with me?” 5:24:43 PM 7/10/03 “Never date hillbillies Don't matter if they's on TT Arkansas means NO.” 5:26:28 PM 7/10/03 “Lighten up Phaedrus Arky is a good ole boy who hikes in with beer” 5:32:30 PM 7/10/03 “Well okey-doke, then Arky, if you carry beer... nah, not even then.” 5:35:53 PM 7/10/03 “Cultural elite Looking down their haiku nose Power to People!” 6:32:40 PM 7/10/03 “Sweaty poets crouch Taped fingers twitching lightly Blue! fifty-two! Haiku!” 6:41:44 PM 7/10/03 “chit......forgot what i was going to say” 7:18:42 PM 7/10/03 “Taboo should beware The first step on a thousand twelve-step programs... Lush.” 7:24:59 PM 7/10/03 “Sweaty poets crotch Twitching fingers... OOOPS! I read that totally wrong!” 10:28:33 PM 7/10/03 “Aloft on air thoughts Clouds and drift swirling alight Lizzy drifts away” 10:31:38 PM 7/10/03 “All day in za-zen Staring into the void What's for dinner, Mom?” 11:16:28 PM 7/10/03 “far too late chilie hillbilies have camped mere feet from you” 11:30:31 PM 7/10/03 “yes they did, stratdewd but there was no pigs squealing much to my delight” 8:27:16 AM 7/11/03 “ Lame #&%!$ing thread from hell Bye-bye bad haiku ” 8:33:32 AM 7/11/03 “Haiku awakened Word weight eliminated Backpacker brains light” 8:56:45 AM 7/11/03 Heeee! “Violin Partition: Hey, I think I'll make a drive Just for my page file!” 9:03:47 AM 7/11/03 “Forlorn my words stand Dueling banjos scared the rest No fun here alone” 9:03:50 AM 7/11/03 “FiDdLeBoY hates it When he can't cut and paste things And has to use thought” 9:24:13 AM 7/11/03 “noooooooooo!!!!!!!” 9:25:37 AM 7/11/03
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