Citezens against Haiku

“When faced with haiku
Torturing his mother tongue
British resolve melts”

“All transcendent thoughts
Baffling to poor Violin
Haiku too heavy”

“Poor HPM waits
Stupid plane navigation
bonked; new one installed”

“Time to bring this thred back! i am forgetting that I'm suppossed to fight the haiku urge :)”

“Unsuccessfully
Free fights her haiku longing
She shall surrender”

“The dreaded haiku
steps out from shadows unseen
banana cream pie.”

“Bah! take it to the haiku thred!”

“Free trolls the poets
"oh no, don't write bad haiku!"
Silly silly girl.”

“To a grateful heart
Haiku refreshes the soul
Then takes out the trash”

“My lousy Haiku

I won't write it properly

I will repel it!”

“One haiku thread gone

but the spirit shed has left old phantasms

I would rather see than be one,

dark... down... the final chasm”

“Violin, I'd like to point out that the other thread keep bouncing, mysteriously, to the top!”

“You are obviously a high-level Illuminist witch.”

“I messed the last post up, but the effect was still the same on the thread count.

Any posts to Free's "sorry for the french" thread go to the "free haiku" thread...

It's way too ugly, though.”

“Oh and vice versa.”

“I was wondering what was up over there.

Witch!

or Mozilla?”

“Time to dust this one off. The chit don't even rhyme Homes!

LOL!”

“alas, rhyme, you say?
Haiku transcends your rhyme rule
Poetry bugs you”

“I'll write a haiku
Don't even try to stop me
You mth3rfsk3r”

“Haiku transcends
Your limited poetry
Silly Westerner”

“Penalty on bit
proper use of syllables
is five, seven five”

“Oops, I counted "s"
As an entire syllable
Now I must atone”

“Haiku: hey, it's pimp
How else can you annoy them
Violin and Free”

“Geobeet your list
while satisfying and true
is incomplete, too.
last edited: 11/12/04 12:59:25 PM”

“Oh leaky finger
you smell like brilliant roses
In nostrel you go!”

““My lousy Haiku

I won't write it properly

I will repel it!”
Free24
10:23:51 AM
9/25/03

Great thread! Glad to see you on the dark side.”

“The Darkside rises

From smoldering beechwood ash

the sargent lies still”

“Haiku?

More like haistupid”

“The haiku rhythm
must be counted on two hands
even way down south”

“Despite Yankee wit

Abraham forever gone

Southern pride transcends”