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Sign the petition here to ban all haiku! :)

I will be the first. :)
Free24
12:46:51 PM
5/23/03

It hurts my brain.











But then so does beer, but I like beer! :-)
stumprider
12:51:05 PM
5/23/03

Your vile fantasy
Shall never come to pass, Free
Haiku forever!
bitpusher
12:57:44 PM
5/23/03

I thought I was the only one who hated these pointless things :o)
ynamiynami
12:58:42 PM
5/23/03

Haiku... essential
Calmness and rocking of waves.
Karma for the soul.







(Oh, you don't know what you've started here, with CAH! Me thinks you'll see all the more haiku. LOL!)
lizs
1:08:14 PM
5/23/03

Pointless? I think not!
Syllables, intertwined ripe
with innuendo!
Phaedrus
1:09:52 PM
5/23/03

MATT! Please ban all haiku!
Free24
1:56:00 PM
5/23/03

throes of flatulence:
the gut, it twists, colon burns
expunge the vile wind
kleetn
2:01:46 PM
5/23/03

Matt, Please ban all thread titles which are spelled incorrectly.
Gee whiz, make an effort.
priapus
2:06:25 PM
5/23/03

The troll whines
grating, incessant, bad karma
Ban him Matt
treebeard
2:08:47 PM
5/23/03

Tree rats in the woods
and all you theenk is "hi ku"?
You are CRAZY man!

We got to get ALL TREE RATS DED be for all the trees is GONE FOR NEVER!
sarabelle
2:10:19 PM
5/23/03

:o(
ynamiynami
2:12:43 PM
5/23/03

Amen!!!

Please go to A CALL FOR THE COMPLETE ELIMINATION OF JOKE HAIKU PRODUCTION ON THE INTERNET
A Proposal to the Internet Community
and take the no haiku pledge.

Do it for the sake of the web.
ViOLiN
2:21:24 PM
5/23/03

gnats clamber, glum ship
gallops, quibbling crafty quail
surfaces, serene
Marvin Gardens
2:27:12 PM
5/23/03

devilish childhood
castrates, drab excretion jabs
flatly, hair mewling
Marvin Gardens
2:27:57 PM
5/23/03

Marvin
Where ya been?


Free, If Marvin is in true form today, you are in for at least 50 Haikus ahead this afternoon...
treebeard
2:29:56 PM
5/23/03

arrows die, wars pray
responsive impartial old
war smiling, proudly
Marvin Gardens
2:30:02 PM
5/23/03

icicle dwindles
stumbling shining chambermaids
disappear redly
Marvin Gardens
2:30:56 PM
5/23/03

shepherds deafen, souls
limp gently, pianists shriek
hatefully numbly
Marvin Gardens
2:31:31 PM
5/23/03



Good GOD, manchild beast!
violin begat marvin
and Aliens came!
Phaedrus
2:31:33 PM
5/23/03

helping rogue nation
takes command, voting corrupt
prisoner succeeds
Marvin Gardens
2:32:52 PM
5/23/03

Ban all un-closed tags!!!
skullcap
2:32:56 PM
5/23/03

icily low hive
howling lemon strutting cheap
chubby spiders build
Marvin Gardens
2:33:21 PM
5/23/03

bravely, church speaking
hedging, prudently, platforms
conspire, decisive
Marvin Gardens
2:34:38 PM
5/23/03

O generator
of random stupid haiku
trolling so Eeeeeasy!
Phaedrus
2:35:17 PM
5/23/03

stumbling elk claws, gnarled
rosemary rising, raining
hawk wailing waif frets
Marvin Gardens
2:35:39 PM
5/23/03

liberal risky
needs thrusting, thrusting
students caring branch
Marvin Gardens
2:37:07 PM
5/23/03

He's on a roll folks!
treebeard
2:37:58 PM
5/23/03

search the world wide web
find sites that make me giggle
OOO! Troll with this stuff!
Phaedrus
2:38:29 PM
5/23/03

Troll on down the highway, Phaed!
treebeard
2:39:14 PM
5/23/03

Slimy troll marvin:
clamps on his feet and elbows
interstellar gout.
Phaedrus
2:40:56 PM
5/23/03

bold safe winners wage
alertly, Dicks funding Jeb
respects, soft incomes
Marvin Gardens
2:41:21 PM
5/23/03

Lol @ Phaedrus!
treebeard
2:41:58 PM
5/23/03

unpredictable
give way to your worst impulse
one dot at a time
Marvin Gardens
2:44:32 PM
5/23/03

bold safe winners wage
alertly, Dicks funding Jeb
respects soft incomes
Marvin Gardens
2:45:25 PM
5/23/03

sharp burial chops
gigolo despairs, oozing
grumbling, keenly, numb
Marvin Gardens
2:46:01 PM
5/23/03

obscene ant roaming
murmuring crags rippling lass
hissing overcoat
Marvin Gardens
2:47:21 PM
5/23/03

Marvo you should be on the haiku thread not the anti-haiku thread. Now get off! :P
Free24
2:47:39 PM
5/23/03

jangly querulous
shapeless plums regret, monkeys
soaring maple rains
Marvin Gardens
2:47:53 PM
5/23/03

hot lizard melting
bordellos fumbling crags pose
pose, dirty
Marvin Gardens
2:48:28 PM
5/23/03

Bum titty bum bum
Titty bum bum titty bum
Titty bum titty
Tilt
2:48:34 PM
5/23/03

Stinky butt - STINKY!
STINKY STINKY STINKY STINK!
Thank you verry much.
gojo
2:48:40 PM
5/23/03

peach accuses, crow
wakening ashen unkempt
meadow floats, drunk mob
Marvin Gardens
2:49:01 PM
5/23/03

frowning dimly, eels
mutter, pianos giggling
faintly, deceitful dumb
Marvin Gardens
2:49:35 PM
5/23/03

grimly joyless ducks
ringing flowers meander
rivers ring, ablaze
Marvin Gardens
2:50:12 PM
5/23/03

lazy cloud fornicates
glumly, jackknifes raining fierce
hypnotize lightly
Marvin Gardens
2:51:09 PM
5/23/03

fingernails bleeding
dad plucks scabies from his crotch
hanging upside down
Marvin Gardens
2:56:38 PM
5/23/03

dressed up like a clown
Marvin stumbles aimlessly
jesus rolls his eyes
Marvin Gardens
2:58:08 PM
5/23/03

MATT! Please ban all haiku!

looking for any sign of shelter

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

my mind resembles an anorexic sphygnomometer
Marvin Gardens
3:00:22 PM
5/23/03

Good thing you didn't try to spell 'sphygmodynamometer'....
Tilt
3:08:21 PM
5/23/03

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