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PetsMart ExperienceView Messages“The mermaid swims away, hauntingly (and hautily, too)... alluringly swishing her tail. gojo sighs... weighs the options... and.....” 1:39:50 PM 5/30/03 “barks....” 1:45:55 PM 5/30/03 “She asks, "What Are you? A dogfish?"” 1:51:51 PM 5/30/03 “As Sarabelle sniffs her butt and declares to Gojo, ...” 1:54:56 PM 5/30/03 “I don't know, she smells a little fishy to me...” 2:29:36 PM 5/30/03 “what's say we head over to the reptile department and see what's hot...” 2:30:32 PM 5/30/03 “Which brings back a vague memory to Gojo ...” 2:31:16 PM 5/30/03 “of the old girlfriend who could flick her tongue like a lizard, causing him to.....” 2:40:23 PM 5/30/03 “Chili, I know you are a playa'. You totally gave yourself away this wk. LOL!” 2:41:30 PM 5/30/03 “newgirl,,,I spend most of my time trying to figure out how to "give myself away"...LOL” 2:47:07 PM 5/30/03 “LOL@ Chili!” 2:50:42 PM 5/30/03 “...blush and duck into the....” 2:50:44 PM 5/30/03 “Hey, hey, HEY! What th...? You people are SICKO! Especially you, aero. Why I otta...” 3:02:58 PM 5/30/03 “go to the pet store ASAP?” 3:03:55 PM 5/30/03 “Don't forget your chicken suit and the poodle!” 3:08:07 PM 5/30/03 “...feline section where he saw the biggest...” 3:36:29 PM 5/30/03 “hairball” 3:36:52 PM 5/30/03 “...so being the gentleman he is, he decided to clean up the hairball. When he grabbed a broom and began sweeping the hairball up, out came a...” 3:38:01 PM 5/30/03 “the mother of all.....” 3:38:35 PM 5/30/03 “...mojo womanm who said, "Gimme dat hayahball, boy!", and she snatched it up and ran, leaving Gojo...” 3:38:55 PM 5/30/03 “...with a broom in one hand, and a dust pan in the other, thinking...” 3:39:45 PM 5/30/03 “(apparently Chief has never cleaned up a hairball, cause at least in my house, ya can't sweep them up - it involves paper towel and a cleaning product or two)” 3:40:09 PM 5/30/03 “It was a dry hairball, smiley. And yes, I've cleaned up my share of them, and they're not eeven my cats” 3:41:13 PM 5/30/03 “Okay, by God. I'm going tonight. I feel compelled to give it my bestest go - what with all y'all making such a big deal of it. I shall not waver! I shall NOT FAIL! I shall...” 3:42:35 PM 5/30/03 “cough up a hair ball (hey it rymed k)” 3:44:25 PM 5/30/03 “With what?” 3:45:45 PM 5/30/03 “shut up bit!!! hey, it had 2 LL's in it ok!” 3:47:04 PM 5/30/03 “Methinks you mis-read gojo's "fail" as "fall"...” 3:48:15 PM 5/30/03 “I just wanna take credit for spawning Gojo's idea. Thank you.” 3:55:16 PM 5/30/03 “bit, do i need to put you in the corner with a duck for a wahile?” 4:01:22 PM 5/30/03 “...this must be deja vu all over again...” 4:02:59 PM 5/30/03 “Meanwhile, back at gojo's pad, the sexy neighbor next door put her bikini top back on and said, 'Hmmm, think I'll head on over to PetsMart and ...” 4:10:34 PM 5/30/03 “get a flea bath” 4:12:53 PM 5/30/03 “...in the mean time gojo decided that maybe petsmart may not be the best place to pick up women so he headed out the door and...” 4:37:04 PM 5/30/03 “...headed to the Gold Club, where there are always women looking for a man to...” 4:40:20 PM 5/30/03 “...clean up hairballs. While he was applying cleaing products The Frindly Ranger came in and said "Gojo - when are you going to father my children?????" He blushed and ducked into the....” 5:11:30 PM 5/30/03 “...men's room to clean himself up before heading over to the rodent section where...” 5:18:47 PM 5/30/03 “(sorry, chief, my cats never seem to spit out the dry kind. thought that was just a myth!) ....gojo planned to do some heavy petting....” 10:08:14 AM 5/31/03 “well that dofus gojo. He posted a Petsmart "experience".... but did it on the "dating sucks" thread and not here. DOHHHHH!” 10:10:23 AM 5/31/03 Copied from "Dating sucks" thread... “I just went! "I had a custodian cover my shop classes for a couple hours this morning (no biggy - last day of finals) so's Belle, Giz, and I could make a run to "PetStor". As usual, I loaded the dogs in a cart and went in. We were met at the door by the assistant manager, Trish. Trish escorted us for as long as she could stand it, so within about three minutes we were rolling in the hamster bedding sawdust stuff. After she was "done", the pooches and I proceeded to the food aisle for snacks. There, we were approached by Shaqueeta and her pit bull. She says "You be seen any Alpos?" "You getting it for you or your dog?" I asked. We both LOL'd. Meanwhile, Gizmo was busy protecting Belle from Jerome - Shaqueetas dog. Gizmo and Jerome were soon hunching (usually the case when Giz is involved), which Shaq seemed to take as a sign from God - or at least Eros. Without saying a word (she seemed to be running on adreneline and testerone, with a pinch of estrogen) she took a knife from her hip pocket, and gutted three 50 pound bags of Pedigree Mini Bites With Protein, Cheese, Rice, and Avacado - spilling thousands of bite-size chunks onto the aisle floor, which when draped with a few articles of clothing, formed a surprisingly comfy beanbag chair thingy. After getting a substantially greater than recommended daily allowance of protein (not to mention cheese, rice, and avacado) Shaqueeta had Jerome drag her down the aisle and around the corner. I grabbed a two-for-one bag of Original Flavor Pupparoni, and the dogs and I headed for the "gimmedat" aisle. Enroute, Belle complained that she not yet smelled any stinky rat butts, so we diverted to the rat aisle. Nothing much happened there - a few stinky butt sniffys, and a gerbil incident, but I won't bore you with the details. While Belle and Giz were arguing over which of the gimmedats to get, I happened upon Susan - a cute little toy who had strategically perched herself between the fuzzies and the squeezies. "Wanna play?" she asked. "Yeah... whatever." I respond. After several minutes, it was obvious that Suze's warranty had expired. Her fuzz had worn almost completely away, few of her strings were still attached, and she no longer squeaked. I discarded her like a worn out fuzzy, stringy, squeaky toy. After adding two gimmedats of the exact color, shape, and size to the cart, we proceded to the veterinary corner for some flea drops. While checking Barbara, the veterinarian assistant, for worms in exam room #3, I was glad to discover that Trish, Shaqueeta, and Susan had been admitted on an emergency basis for recovery and observation after Barbara involuntarily kicked open the door to ER #4. Even us bad boys can be compassionate... sometimes - but don't get used to it. Anyhooo - I grabbed a couple boxes of flea drops and hit the door. With the dogs loaded, I headed back to school. There. Y'all happy now? (BTW - PetsMart [or is it PetSmart?] report will be hard to top... or will it? Check back Monday!)" gojo 01:48:20 PM 05/30/03” 10:14:59 AM 5/31/03 “Sorry Gojo, that story simply was not up to snuff. Or catnip, for that matter.” 10:54:15 AM 5/31/03 For rent, one chick magnet... “1 1/2 year old Dingo/Queensland Heeler cross with blue eyes. Impossible for women to pass by and not comment on this animal....asking $25.00 an hour, doggie treats not included.” 11:07:36 AM 5/31/03 “Hey! Ferrets make GREAT chick magnets... unfortunately they all seem to be 14 years old.” 2:41:02 PM 6/01/03 “The chicks or the ferretts?” 3:36:07 PM 6/01/03 “THE CHIX! LOL! 'Microboppers', donchaknow... (I think the weasels max out at about 10 years)” 3:42:13 PM 6/01/03 “unfortunately they all seem to be 14 years old." ~Tilt So what's your point?” 8:47:51 AM 6/02/03 “That could get you in trouble in places other than Ga., Gojo!” 8:48:57 AM 6/02/03 “GA was the last(?) state to raise the age of consent to 16 - that was in '94(?). Until then, the AOC was 14...” 10:31:02 AM 6/02/03 “Isn't the age of consent about 12 in Spain? It is supposedly the lowest in the world. If I am not mistaken, Hawaii is still at 14, which is the lowest in the US.” 10:45:33 AM 6/02/03 10:51:05 AM 6/02/03
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