PetsMart Experience

“and have some fun this Friday!! Just think "lime green jello" free-form kinda thoughts. (Haiku not required)

It's Friday afternoon and gojo is off work, getting ready for his babe cruise to Petsmart tonight. He......”

“..leashes up Gizmo and Sarabelle, splashes on some Brut and heads out the door.”

“Oh, I forgot about the lavender leisure suit, open at the chest, and gold chains; a new perm too.”

“This gives "Puttin' On The Dog" an entirely new spin.”

“He loads Bell and Gizmo into the jalopy, waves to his sexy neighbor sunbathing in her bikini next door, and pulls out of the driveway.”

“...and slips his "Saturday Night Fever" tape in in the 8 track.”

“...and drives to the PetsMart. When he enters the building, the lights dim, a spotlight is focused on the disco ball, and the floor lights up. Gojo...”

“Trips over a poodle and falls smack into the arms of ...”

“..approaches a gorgeous blonde in the buying parakeet feed. A quick squirt of breath freshener and he..”

“...their eyes meet..”

“...is slapped because the blonde didn't want any breath freshener. Unfazed, he goes over to the...”

“fish tank and...”

“... fishtank to check out the mermaids.”

“(ha!)”

“Gojo hopes that the glass tank of water will make things look bigger...”

“As he approaches, the mermaid says, "Do you have a guppie or a marlin underneath there?" And Gojo says...”

“it's a bonefish! Why do you ask?”

“...realizing he hadn't eaten last night, gojo dives into the 55 gallon tank for a quick bite of sushi. The quick fix of fish boosts gojo's mojo, but... Realizing he cannot pick up Petsmart babes when he is soaking wet,

gojo slips back outside to his car and opens up the trunk, where he changes into his freshly pressed chicken-suit...”

“The most gorgeous woman appears in the parking lot with a minurature Snauzer..”

“but when he went back inside, sarabelle began....”

“licking herself..”

“Sarabelle realizes something is amiss with goj. She begins to bark and snarl at the chicken. "You smell like my daddy, but you don't look like him!"”

“"I'd love to pet your Snauzer", gojo said to the woman.”

“gojo begins clucking and scratching at the ground with his chicken legs. The snauzer seems interested...”

“and begins humping gojo's leg...”

“"You really can get it on in PetSmart," gojo remarks as a stunning brunette ...”

“pulls yellow feathers from her hair”

“"I'm interested in a Cockatoo", she said.”

“You guys really have bizarre imaginations. Rosey, what is w/ the guppie or marlin thing? LOL!”

“It's Lizs' fault!”

“The brunette rephrases, "Well, any number of roosters will do... do... do... Cock-a-doodle-dooo!”

“Chill, newgirl, nobody's said anything about mounting, ... yet.”

“LOL!”

“LMAO... I knew this would be great! Where's gojo????!?”

“Hiding under his bed and letting sarabelle answer the door, I'm guessing.”

“Meanwhile, gojo had a sudden itch that he could not reach inside the chicken suit, prompting a beautiful redhead to....”

“...call Security..”

“AERO!! you are out of control, dude! :-D

Lizs, look what you've started...”

“who turns out to be a behemouth of a woman who pulls out her cuffs...”

“...and demands a body-cavity search, so Gojo...”

“..gladly obliges..”

“seductively peels off the chicken suit revealing....”

“a poodle”

“(omg get that image out of my head!)”

“Aero, for goodness sakes, I've met your daughter, man! LOL!”

“and the poodle was wearing a BUTTFLAP”

“and when gizmo saw the poodle...”

“WHAT THE HELL IS A "BUTTFLAP"??”

“It was a trick! gojo secretly replaced himself with a poodle (from aisle 5) in his chicken suit after the brunette started cooing. Gojo returns to the fish tank with the mermaid and apologizes...”

“And Gojo says... it's a pet shop, where else would you go for some heavy petting?”