60% of the internet is PORN!

“that's not porn. It's art, like Venus.”

“Its just a boob, whats the big deal? I see em everyday.”

“you prolly see lots of em!”

“Never understood why you can show butchery, rape, murder, decapitation, etc on TV but everyone goes bonkers if a breast is shown.

Thats porn.”

“agreed”

“I get to touch em everyday too. No big deal.”

“mr meangreen, you prolly dont. tt is 60 percent troll porn prolly dudes.”

“I don't see nearly as many as I'd like too! LOL!”

“Someone stole your mirror? j/k”

“Hi Sarge.”

“hi tilt”

“that's right Nimble. You wouldn't believe the rack on me. To die for.”

“If it's true that Tucker Joe really is Sarge, just keep on posting as such. Hell of a lot more fun as TJ.”

“rack dude mr green mean, i thought you a dude.”

“Same thing only different.”

“mr nimblefeet, dude man. you are also snake eyes dude. so which troll name is it.”

“wanna see my nipple rings? I have 4!”

“postem dude, i know you full of #$%^”

“TJ, neither is a troll name. Formerly I was Snake Eyes, but once I became a born again Christian I could no longer indulge such a name symbolic with evil. So, I was baptized as Nimblefoot.

However, I have trolled under Forest Grump (one small and puny thread) and Ashley Judd (who should have been a dead giveaway when her entire purpose in being was to testify to the hotness of Nimblefoot). I think that's it until the next mood strikes.”

“mr nimblefoot dude, reading all your posts in the past dude you are a sinner dude. repent now have have everlasting life as a real backpacker. dude, do it now.”

“I am a glorious sinner, loving the life of indulging in many of life's juicier sins. I doubt that repentance lies remotely in my future. I see as virtue what others see as sin and vice versa. Repent? Hell, I have just begun to live!”

“actually, Nimblefootz is a closet woodchopper.....”

“60& of the time it works all the time”

“dude bang is a masterbater dude . dude!
dude bang masterbater es un amigo. tipo!”

“So people are saying that 40% of the internet is wasted?”

“60% of the Internet is kindof like Animal Farm.”

“Do you like fish sticks?”

“Kindof like tartar sauce on the Fish Farm.”

“not that there's anything wrong with that...”

“Fish Farming contributes to Global warning.”

“fap”

“ditto”

“The Virtual Yo-Yo is the lowest form of porn on the internet.”

“cause it goes up and down?”

“http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html

Saw this story, and immediately thought of many characters who hang around here.”

“Oz needs a leader like america's Pairah Salines, problem solved.”

“I'm a pedoabhorrentialist - with cunnilitis to boot.”

“Sounds painful.”