Hello 2 u all

“Hi. I am a crab collecter who is interested in hiking. I have stumbled up on your site here and have questions about hiking in the Nevada/Eastern Sierra area. What good trails are there? etc. etc.”

“I think most of the west coasters who do the most bping are out right now. Have you checked the trails section or the trips section of this site?”

“BOIL IT BOIL IT!”

“If you see SpongeBob ask him where Mr. Squidword is hiding all the crabby patties.

We like to kid around on this site, but don't mean to chase people away. Some of the regulars sign on with new made up names and then everyone calls them a troll. Just so you know the situation here.”

“its clearly a troll. I mean who collects crabs (besides Fartex?)”

“Let me answer your most important question - dogs do not belong in the backcountry.

LNT = LDH.”

“so, what exactly is involved in crab collecting?”

“I can assure you a am not a "troll".

Lyra, to answer your question-

Crabs are reletivley easy pets. They have no diseases. All you must do is keep the terrarium warm and humid. The crabs need a lot of moister in the air in order to breath well and remain active. Misting them several times a day or installing a mister helps.”

“wait are we sure we want to really know that answer to that Lyndy? I mean WHAT kind of crabs are we talking here?”

“Yes. That sounds like an interesting hobby/vocation. Please tell us more.


By the way, it's crab collector.”

“must type faster...”

“Tea, is that you?”

“Hey, what gives you the idea that I collect crabs?!

That does sound interesting though. Seriously, what kind of crabs? Ones that are land dwelling, I presume.”

“oh, as in hermit crabs?

by the way, Violin is our welcoming committee.”

“;-)”

“must resist innuendos.....><”

“Yes I am.

Welcome.

Please fill out this simple form and we'll get your Trail Talk welcome package out to you ASAP. * ”

“You can do it, Free.”

“I know Free, there have been several times that I have typed something and then erased it because of fear of being considered a rogue innuendoer.”

“yeah like I'm a newbie. nice try fiddle boy!”

“What the #&%!$ did u do to my computer fiddle boy?”

“no cussing troll! now go back to your bridge :P”

“oh yes you will fit right in. welcome crabman.”

“FYI

today is

HUG YOUR TURTLE DAY


(in maple's world anyway :))”

“Who has crabs.”

“artex, apparently”

“Welcome crabby.
Please pay no attention to mapleleaf, she means well, but is generally harmless.
Just be carefull with bananas around her. ;)”

“hey, what did I do? it was fiddle man that made him mad.”

“you are a him, arnt you?”

“but if I am me, then who are we?”

“The sex of most crabs are impossible to differentuate. I have no reason to say wether or not I am male or female.”

“Than we will refer to you as IT!”

“Mr. Crabs, I have a problem. Every time I get a new crab, it leaps out of the tank and back into my pants. What am I to do?”

“we already have a Gear Slut!

how did you know Violin is called fiddle boy? has someone been lurking?”

“Ban Violin.”

“ok we have a TROLL

anyone that collects crabs then posts in there profile that they EAT CRABS and talks about there sex.....


CRABBYTROOLIE”

“BOIL IT IN HOT OIL!”

“its a crab. boil it in WATER!!


Ive got the lemon, who has the butter?”

“I collected crabs on blind date once....”

“Did you share them?”

“If you have crabs, keep them on ice to maintain freshness.”

“Must hike, IT is perfectly acceptable. Pet crabs are not meant to be eatten. However I find the meat of the sea food kind most succulent.

I must reply to the "troll" acusations.

I am not a troll. Am I right that the deffinition of a troll is someone who posts as a seperate personna then normal, perhaps used to stir up the masses into some kind of argument? Then I am not a troll. I am not here to stir up trouble but only here to get information on trails that may intrest me from those who have actually hiked them.”

“Crabs - Please tell me, if you know: What is the average life span of a hermit crab in captivity? One that I brought back from Puerto Rico died after several shell changes and three years as a pet.

Thanks.”

“Crabs taste great.

No innuendo here.”

“Nowslimmer that is an excellent question. My oldest crab is 12 years old and its name is Buba. With good care and a healthy ballenced diet that includes fruit and vegtables, a pet crab, depending on the species, can last 20-25 years.”

“Nowslimmer that is an excellent question. My oldest crab is 12 years old and its name is Buba. With good care and a healthy ballenced diet that includes fruit and vegtables, a pet crab, depending on the species, can last 20-25 years.”

“NS, you mean you smuggled the crab in. where did you get it from? the beach? at a pet store?
that might have a big factor in the lengh of the crabs life.”

“At the beach and yes!”

“Thanks, Crabs.”

“There was this chick called Crab Cakes......ah....

Ghost crabs are cool.
We see them at Assateague Island Natl Seashore.”