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Corporal Nasty Bested By Manilow!

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Who's Winning In The Race To Break Their Face...
...In the most unusual manner? Corp with the broom or Barry, the misguided , Manilow?


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Treebeard
12:52:31 PM
6/04/03

But has Barry Manifold passed the Hotdog Johnny's test yet?
Geobeet
12:56:10 PM
6/04/03

he woke up disoriented? that happens to me a lot
Charlie Kilo
12:58:11 PM
6/04/03

To misquote Robin Williams, yeah, waking up nude under a Jeep with the keys stuck up your butt, ... that's disorienting.
Geobeet
1:02:45 PM
6/04/03

Is this what they call Breaking News.
must hike
1:06:07 PM
6/04/03

That sounds like a punchline
Donman
1:15:18 PM
6/04/03

Lol @ MH! Maybe you could say that Maniow has a 'nose for news'...
Treebeard
1:15:26 PM
6/04/03

Maniow = Manilow
Treebeard
1:15:51 PM
6/04/03

HEHEHEH thats funny! :)
mapleleaf
1:20:30 PM
6/04/03

What Manifold has in name recognition Corporal Nasty more than makes up for in creativity.
Geobeet
1:28:53 PM
6/04/03

Bette Midler, hmmmmmmm

Maybe he met her in one of those bath huoses.
Tom Terrific
1:47:48 PM
6/04/03

LOL!!!

I bet Maniload hasn't taken a slide on an ice mountain yet! Hehe - Calamity Nasty is still way ahead in this race!
Twinkle Toes
2:12:33 PM
6/04/03

Surgery for a broken nose?
Broke mine nine times - and he's a McGill alumnus, like myself. Humph!
gremlin
2:25:21 PM
6/04/03

Ok, I'll Bite, Grem! How did you do that 9 times?
treebeard
2:26:43 PM
6/04/03

Rugby?
bitpusher
2:27:21 PM
6/04/03

Insulting Mike Tyson nine times?
treebeard
2:28:38 PM
6/04/03

no that would result in a missing ear
mapleleaf
2:30:50 PM
6/04/03

Maybe it his cover story for getting plastic surgery.
pedxing
2:31:16 PM
6/04/03

Eating at Hotdog Johnny's nine times?
must hike
2:31:52 PM
6/04/03

Does McGill have one of those 'funny mirrors' houses?
treebeard
2:34:54 PM
6/04/03

Yup,
Rugby. Maybe twice by someone from the other team.
gremlin
2:38:22 PM
6/04/03

That's a better reason than waking up in your own house and walking into a wall...
bitpusher
2:41:38 PM
6/04/03

Bit has a point there...
treebeard
2:44:25 PM
6/04/03

His nose grew overnight?
LyndyS
2:45:35 PM
6/04/03

he told a lie




he said he could sing
mapleleaf
2:47:22 PM
6/04/03

"I write the songs that make my big nose run,

I write the songs that say my career is done..."
treebeard
2:50:56 PM
6/04/03

LOL silly
LyndyS
2:51:34 PM
6/04/03

LOL @ TREE
mapleleaf
2:53:26 PM
6/04/03

Let's face facts, the man's lying. He got into a fight with his nose (it's big enough) and he smacked it a good one. He should be in jail on domestic abuse charges.
bitpusher
3:02:53 PM
6/04/03

I for one love a man with a big.....
Twinkle Toes
3:22:05 PM
6/04/03

nose!!!
Twinkle Toes
3:22:24 PM
6/04/03

...car to hold all your gear?
bitpusher
3:22:45 PM
6/04/03

pack to carry all your gear and his?
must hike
3:24:34 PM
6/04/03

...water bladder so I don't have to carry any?
Twinkle Toes
3:25:56 PM
6/04/03

Now you're getting kinky...
bitpusher
3:31:09 PM
6/04/03

...stick to roast my marshmallows on?
Twinkle Toes
3:42:16 PM
6/04/03

...shocked, shocked to find innuendo being posted here...
bitpusher
3:43:45 PM
6/04/03

This is getting gross now. I hate marshmallows.
must hike
3:45:26 PM
6/04/03

Wow, I don't know how I missed this thread- Manilow's a punk. I've broken my nose twelve times, never had it reset either.
Corporal Nasty
3:54:08 PM
6/05/03

Macho Macho Man
I wanna be -
A Macho Man!
treebeard
4:04:23 PM
6/05/03

Barry Manifold at Hot Dog Johnny's:

"Dang, I broke a fingernail!"

Corporal Nasty at HDJ's:

"PLOP!"

I rest my case!
Geobeet
4:12:44 PM
6/05/03

hey tough guy from queens!
Twinkle Toes
4:14:11 PM
6/05/03

Hey Pirate!
Thanks for all the applause- For my latest stunt, I fell off a ten foot ladder at work today, managing to crack my shins on a couple of rungs on the way down. I earned this paycheck, believe me. Perhaps Mr. Manilow suffered at work today too- Maybe his throat's sore.
Corporal Nasty
5:21:56 PM
6/05/03

oh no! I can't let you go anywhere without your safety helmet can I?!?!

you know what babe? I think you should replace gay blue with short yellow!
Twinkle Toes
6:25:03 PM
6/05/03

Sounded like he needs a safety helmet AND catcher's shin guards. A complete suit of body armor would not be entirely out of the question.

Actually, he does quite well on rocks and roots. It's flat ground that gives the boy fits.
Geobeet
9:24:12 AM
6/06/03

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