Martha's going down!!!

“Martha

Stay tuned for the freak show.”

“See the thread "What color will her jail cell be?"”

“What, no video clip?


I'm disappointed...”

“I thought it was a link to a porn site.”

“Yeah, I just saw it Geo.

You boys go to the other 60% of the web!”

“They can't. Their mommies locked them out.”

“I'm ashamed of myself for feeling glad that fake snotty rich "personality" is getting her comeupance.
But don't worry, she'll just get a little slap on the wrist and she'll be more popular than ever.”

“Apparently, there's nothing fake about the "snotty rich" part...”

“It's amazing, that someone so rich feels compelled to cheat for a couple of thousand more. It's sad, and I'm glad, they got her. There is a couple of other thousand richie riches I wish they'd get!”

“Opps, should have put commas in there......”

“Wow! I haven't seem this much venom since Leona Helmsley (the Queen of Mean) was sent up the river!”

“Warm up the guillotine...”

“The other 'ladies' in the lockup are going to loooove this!

Just Think...

BWAH-HAHAHHAHAhaahahahahahhahaaa...



Maybe she can star in a remake of "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"!!!

GUFFAW GUFFAW”

“I have a thing for Martha. I wonder if she wants congical visits?”

“What the hell is a congical visit?”

“Maybe you play conga drums together...”

“Maybe it's like a Viet Congical visit?”

“Conical with a g?”

“i wouldnt want to visit the viet cong
too much time in the bush gives you a terrible heat rash”

“crabs=icetea!

Burn IceTea!”

“No, you're supposed to BOIL IT!”

“boiling is a painful way to get rid of crabs”

“I put "congical" into goggle and a lot of hits came up. All misspelled.”

“I think what Crabs meant was conjugal, but being a troll has no idea what that is.”

“you put congical into goggle? what goggle?”

“Bush can't seem to get saddam or osama, so he's going after someone he can catch.”

“Bush can't seem to get saddam or osama, so he's going after someone he can catch.”

“"google"


my, how quickly this thread has deteriorated”

“How much is Martha worth? I understand it is a lot.”

“Martha Stewart is a spawn of Satan. I was wandering through the woods one early evening, when a dense fog came upon me quickly and enveloped me...I was immediately transported to a place that was completly unfamiliar to me...It was a backyard of unimaginable size. And there were flowers everywhere, of all varied hues and aromas...and there were paths intertwined into the flower beds...I walked on and found myself on the fringe of a huge glade, surrounded by huge towering trees of immense age. In the center of the glade was a large basin, alter and cauldron. I was frightened, and as my dispare began to grow, I felt a presence coming near...As I stood there in my growing madness, Martha Stewart emerged from the opposite side of the glade. She approached the fountain, and scooped up some of the water in a silver caraffe. She poured the water into the cauldron and smoke began to arise. She reached into the cauldron and extracted a large bundle which she then placed upon the alter. From under her satiny flowing robe, she pulled out a large twisted blade of immaculate beauty. With this blade she slashed and stabbed the bundle...she screamed and cursed and spit while she did this...I was horrified. Blood was everywhere and from out of the bundle a hand appeared and then Martha grabbed the hand and pulled out a bloody and dead Kate Jackson (of K-Mart fame). Over the dead body, Martha laughed and beat the bloody dead body and then to my, even greater horror, she burried her face into the gory mess and began to feed on the dead flesh of Kate. In my horror I screamed and began to run towards the direction that I had come from. Martha then saw and heard me and began to chase me and as she drew near to me, the fog enveloped me again and delivered me back to the woods that I had been walking in. Upon reaching my campsite, I quickly packed up and hightailed it out of there and headed to the nearest bar to quiet my nerves with a drink...I told this story to the bartender, because he detected my alarm and fright...he disappeared to the back room, and in a while reappeared to serve me another drink, as I became groggy, I noticed the decor of the bar, It was all from the Martha Stewart collection...I passed out, and when I reawoke, I was in the home of Martha Stewart...As I write this tale, I am on Martha's own pc, in her living room, and there is a heavenly aroma that fills the house and it is the most beautious home that I have ever beheld. I must finish this tale quickly, as I hear the sing song voice of her wickedness. I surely will not have the chance to resubmit my tale again...I only regret not making love to as many tt women as I could...alas.

Farewell...I now am sure that I shall die in the arms of Martha Stewart and be forever laid out in luxurious 800 point cotton chennelle sheets with the floral pattern.

Judge what you may...but this is my tale and It is the truth...Martha is evil...and I shall die in the arms of evil...whoas me.”

“I don't believe it for a second stikmon! Because it couldn't be Kate Jackson because:

Wrong Charlie's Angel

Another 'Unsolved Mystery' solved take that Robert Stack.”

“it was Jaclyn Smith...I was mistaken...I need to go take my meds now...scuse me”

“o no, not Jaclyn!

(don't you wish her parents could spell?)”

“With all this effort and resources the SEC is putting towards its investigation and prosecution, you're left wondering who's paying attention to corporations that were producing misleading financial statements. And those that still are.

What actions are evident to the public that there is progress towards improved integrity among public companies? This is that which could bring added confidence to real investors and the economy.

It's not going to come from making an example of a successful woman that got caught at insider trading. Due to bad judgement.

From a publicity standpoint, the SEC seems to have its priorities somewhat sideways. Seems like we're getting shoveled one thing when the real stink is elsewhere.”

“still the SEC is one of the toughest conferences...”

“Right strat, we kicked ARKANSAS' BUTT!!!!!!!!!”

“Verdict is reached in Stewart case
.

”

“UPDATE: Martha Stewart was convicted Friday of obstructing justice and lying to the government about a superbly timed stock sale, a devastating verdict that probably means prison for the woman who epitomizes meticulous homemaking and gracious living”

“Yah, but more important than that:

Three-headed frog found in Britain

Cool pics, too!”

“On the next Martha Stewart Living:

How to cook a 3-headed frog for you and your cell mate.”

“Six legs too.

That's gooooood eatin'”

“On whom????”

“The three-headed frog.”

“$5 says she gets sold for a pack of cigs.”

“and they call this website MATURE”

“Who does???”

“I wonder if she got a fair trial.”

“More like MANURE.”