For Sarabelle and Gojo

“Sarabelle, I know you're a busy dog and all.... but I was wondering if you'd take a minute to explain the meaning of someone "having a stinky butt"? Is it a good thing or a bad thing in dog terms?”

“i think sarabelle likes steenky butts. shes also into heavy petting”

“FOUL!!!! Innuendo!!

Ummmm ... can Sarabelle even post without innuendo? I didn't think so.”

“Sarabelle,
Tell your Daddy you want THIS for your birthday. Don't let him get away with making you wait, you get seven birthdays a year!

R.E.I.
Extrasport Fido PFD
Reduced Price: $14.93
Item 609948
Originally: $19.95 You Save: 25%”

“My daddy awreddy sayed we are goin to RIE to DAY! after werk. They are doin a sayel.

Do they got them for Gissmo to? We will see I gess. Gissmo needs a pdf reeeeeel good! He is a skeerdy chikken in botes! BOL!

BWT...
Stinky butts is a VERRY good thing.”

“Whatever happened to danababy anyway?”

“She has a life.”

“she got sooooo hot that she spontaneously combusted.”

““Whatever happened to danababy anyway?”
toejam
9:28:03 PM


One or more of the TT jerks (you know who you are) ran her off because they felt she was looking for too much attention on TT, and they were offended by her posts.

She now posts on Backpacker.com as MagicMama (or something like that).”

“She lives about 10 miles from me and I still haven't met her.”

“A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks."
Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young."
"I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA."
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down."
"I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.”

“tks tks tks - he shuld not say them fibs. He will prolly go to the Debbil when he gets ded.”

“Hey Sarabelle. Missed you and Giz. Tell yer daddy to let us know when he's gonna be round NC.”