Spice up Your Day

“> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at
passing cars. See if they slow down.
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2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
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4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
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5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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6. In the memo field of all your checks, write"for sexual favors".
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7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
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8. Dont use any punctuation marks
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9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
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11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
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12. Sing along at the opera.
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13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
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15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
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16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
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17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
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18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
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19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."”

“Geez, I do that last one all the time.”

“14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.



thats funny because I have a screen saver of a lake and birds fly over it and fish jump out of the water and it makes alot of noises. I soemtime forget to turn down the volume (well not really forget LOL)
But when it comes on it is so LOUD.
MY co-workers laugh at me about it. If I leave my pc on at night, i come in the morning and it's so LOUD.
So this would work perfectly for me!”

“Have you guys seen the Monty Python sketch wher the father sells the kids to (I think) a vivisectionist because he has too many because he's Catholic? Just a thought.”

“Pretty ticked at your kids today? Or are they someone else's kids? :-)”

“That a scene from The Meaning Of Life, about which the members of Monty Python have stated, "If you didn't leave the theatre offended, we failed."”

“Okay, I asked some of my co-workers to call me Rock Hard Kim. I'm getting some pretty strange looks”

“You can always blame it on incipient fatherhood later.”