Thursday, uh, Thesis, yah that's it...

“Art or crap?

I suck, I only got 9 right.”

“They're wrong -- Jeff Koons IS crap.”

“Yikes. I got the same. Almost all of that art was crap!”

“6/16 - They are going to call my art teacher to have my grade changed.

I guess the problem was that I did my Art term project on Michelangelo. Maybe that wasn't "real" art.”

“
What's that monkey doing?
Yes, it is "Art".”

“16 out of 16

I have a fine art degree with a minor in art history.

That was a very skewed quiz as they loaded it with conceptual and pop works that were designed to question the viewers notion of what art is.

Most of that was what I refer to as "Manifesto Art" In order to understand it or appreciate it you have to have a degree in Art History or read the artists multi-page manifesto and even then.....”

“Plus there were no velvet Elvises...”

“run away, monkey! run away!!

that sucked! only 7 right. now, how the heck was i supposed to know that wasn't THE urinal? was the "real" one a subtly different tone of off-white?”

“There WAS a velvet Pelvis in the modern art museum in Strassbourg two years ago.

It was an American artist, and I think I'm the only one who got it. Laughed for an hour.”

“The real one has a large signature on it.

R. Mutt”

“show-off. ;-)”

“Shouldn't it be a bidet, then?”

“You would think so wouldn't you?”

“Yah but I'm not French, so there you have it.”

“~snort!~

LOL!”

“But then I have a neighbor who claims to be an artist and just gave me a tour of her studio. She uses rusted metal found on the street, and fragments of old books--recently.

And to counter your perverted minds, no, this is not a "let me show you my etchings tour" my wife and dog, the artist and her husband were there. Plus she is about 15 years my senior and retired.”

“If you claim to be an artist, then you are an artist, other people just may not get it.”

“8/16....about what I expected.”

“Got the urinal right. Was hoping for the picture of the dogs playing cards...

Bit, about the bidet? How do you get a drink out of that thing? I could never figure that out :) j/k”

“Yellow spattering
On clean white porcelain bowl
Would you guys aim, please?”

“Hey Bit. I checked that site. The animal, vegetable or mineral quiz is pretty cool too. i don't know how to post it though...”

“what art?
they all involve trick questions”

“I got 10 of 16 on that one, but it doesn't tell you what it is when you guess.

Try this link instead:

Animal, Vegetable, Or Mineral?”

“Guess I wouldn't know an animal if it bit me on the ass!”

“It did say what the thing was, Bit...”

“My first link was faulty...the second one will tell you what it is. The quiz has to be launched right.”

“On a scary note, I got 14 out 15 on the "Where's Michael Jackson's nose" quiz...”

“i'm getting msg's that they didn't pay their bills and the site is down”

“They have probably exceeded their daily hit count. I got to that site from another online site that had linked to it.”