Oh Cr&&!

“First I get attacked by Blue Jays after stopping to examine a wee baby jay sitting on a fence - I must have looked at talked to it for 5-10 mins. - then I guess I got too close and the parents decded it was time to step in?

And now my very reliable bank seems to have crashed - and I can't get through onthe phone becauseeveryone is calling about the same issue! ack!”

“Why do you post this crap?”

“Yea Twink if you had said something like Those sleazy liberals gave all my money away or Those goose stepping conservatives stole all my money then it would have been a perfectly acceptable post. Please try and remember that next time.”

“If your bank is a real bank (FDIC insured) all is ok.”

“It's certainly more related to backpacking than a story about your adventures with a sleazy magazine in a motel somewhere.”

“Is it?”

“Sure. For one, she's outdoors in the story.

Second, she mentions wildlife.

Lastly, she's ostensibly wearing clothes the whole time.

In conclusion, I deem this thread pure. Carry on.”

“o dearest bacpac - which bridge do you lurk under so I might send the angry jays your way?”

“The magazine story was one of the funniest things I've ever read on TT.”

“LMAO @ Must Hike!”

“And to think, I thought bacpac was just being punny.”