Iraq Funnies

“SOME NEW TOWNS IN IRAQ......
US Central Intelligence has discovered SOME NEW
TOWNS...

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. O#&%!$-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdi#&%!$
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin”

“*What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

*Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise
program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and
leave them there.

*What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

*What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

*What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

*Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

*How do you play Iraqi bingo?
.... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10

*What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

*What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks
are coming from!

*Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.”