Frozen poultry

“You thought this was maple huh?

(Maple just wanted you to know you aren't alone. It doesn't warrant to be on the injured reserved list)

I dropped a pack of frozen chicken on my big toe!!!!

I think I will survive but it hurt so bad my hubby took us out for pizza instead of me cooking!!!”

“I definitely thought that this thread was Mapleleaf's. So you did the frozen poultry dance also? Ouch, those smashed toes really can hurt. If it swells and stays that way for days, it is broken, but there is usually no need to go to the doctor.”

“nah...isn't broken...if anything i may loose the nail. :(”

“When my wife wants to go out for dinner all she has to do is ask.”

“That's what you get when you buy the bushel-sized bag of frozen chicken at Costco.

Just be glad it wasn't the 55gal drum of peanut butter.”

“oh gee crazy,

you should have cooked the little bugger! the best revenge is EATING THE BIRD!!

I broke my baby toe a couple of years ago. but while in the ER tree kept singing the "and this little piggie went waw-wa-wa- all the way to the hospital"
it hurt just to laugh but he made me smile :)

feel better”

“hey crazygurl, so jello fog I mean your hubby took you to dinner :)”

“FUNNY....!!! Make jokes in the wake of my pain and agony!!!”

“mapleleaf = crazygurl????”

“"Separated At Birth"?”

“I think I will take that as a compliment!!!”

“I do the cooking Monday->Friday. My wife is supposed to do the cooking Sat & Sun. Funny how we often go out to dinner on Saturday night! ;-)”

“Remember to slit the frozen chicken package with a knife. I know a hammer would be easier, but these are sensitive times.”

“Managed to get the chicken out tonight..without incident!”