Religious Slaughter v. Animal Rights

“You can certainly verbally abuse a cow, the real question is, will the cow notice?”

“I interviewed a "meat producer" (is it me or does that sound pervy?) - at an abattoir at the height of the mad cow stuff, (he was a very smart man who I talked to for an hour only to realize he'd said absolutely nothing - but anyway, the noise coming from that place as the cows screamed their last scream put me off beef for quite a while, blood curdling is the perfect word for it.”

“That was a worker who had just cut the wrong weiner in the hotdog machine.”