CHILI36 THE KNOT

“No, no deadlines....thank goodness.


Backpacking in August? Have you lost your mind?”

“sorry can't help myself”

“DAMN!!! If my wife finds out about this site, I'll have to revert to ...the OTHER site!!!

OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

What were you thinking man?

Where's the HMWH'ers when you need them? Buddah?”

“ok, I need a name... open for suggestions?”

“TheBallAndChain???”

“HootersNoMore?”

“Miss Chili, or should that be Mrs. Chili?

My name and my wife's name are the same, so we go by Mr. and Mrs. T”

“thanks Chief”

“"LuckyMiss"”

“Chili as a member in good standing of the HMWHC, I HAVE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION TO THROW YOU OUT OF THE HMWHC.

(shaking head)
What were you thinking? Don't give me this(in my best Opie voice)"I just had a weak moment" crap.

(shaking head more)
I just can't believe you.”

“Believe it! Didn't you see how fast he ran down the hall when called? (at beck and call)”

“"HootersNoMore?"
aero
03:45:53 PM
06/10/03

Not only no, but hell no.


ns, I had to make sure it was her and not a troll. I had that fleeting moment of indecision when I saw the thread.

Actually, she is pretty cool. We tend to get along very well. I don't keep her from going to the "fun parties" and she doesn't keep me from going to Hooters.

Seems like a fair swap to me, lol.”

“LOL

Can you bring her to the GSMNP this summer? Would love to meet both of you. Around the 23-25 of Aug. I'll be headed across to Nashville and up to Iowa and Minn. and them back. If I knew where you are and how to contact yoo, maybe we could meet for coffee. No laptops, though.”

“LOL”

“I will send you an email with my contact information, ns.”

“how about "Habenaro31"










only problem is that you will need to get a tattoo”

“Congrats, Chilis!”

“thanks, rm”

“Thanks. Congratulations and best wishes.”

“How about just "Pepper" for a nickname?

Maybe we should see a pic first...”

“he has 1 he can post”

“WTF???? Darlin, you are jumping the gun a little bit there aren't you. If Miss Opie gets any lessons from you, Opie is a goner.”

“What the hell is going on here! I turn my back for a couple of days & this is what I come back to? Hooter's will be ok for now but you will have to stop the group sex parties. Then the strip joints (he he Arky said joints) will be off limits. Hooter's will be the last thing to go. Thanks alot Chili. The bastion of batchelorhood(sp?) is now gone. Give me a call & give me the details.”

“Oh, and I forgot the part where I will be moving across the river to Arkansas. I am afraid they will revoke my UT Alumni Membership.”

“Is this going to be another couple posting under each other's names. One of those, "I forgot my password!" deals.”

“Trail Talk tshirts even improve your love life.

See what these satisfied customers have to say:

She would never have found this place if it hadn't been for the t-shirts.....

you guys be kind."
chili36
03:17:08 PM
06/10/03

"I made another date for Sat. with the "grandmother" who lives nearby. As a septuagenarian why do I feel like a youngster again? Maybe I better go shopping at the drug store. Who knows! Maybe I'll get lucky. Seems to me that that was always the objective of dating."
nowslimmer
03:09:23 PM
06/10/03

Props to the tshirts.”

“she doesn't know mine, ns,,,and unless she talks me out of it in my sleep, it will stay that way”

“Just what we need around here --- more Multiple Personality Disorder.”

“Let's see, now. How deep is my TT t-shirt in this pile?

There it is. Looks clean enough to wear another week or two.”

“No way Chili. The borders are closed. You will have to move to Mississippi. Where is this mystery girl from?”

“Arkansas, arky. Marion.”

“Arkansas or where ever he would like me to be from today ;)”

“Whew. I was hoping it wasn't West Memphis.”

“chili36miss,,,er MrsChili36,,,uhm Miss Chili36 just found out with TT is all about, I think you guys put the fear into her. Now when I tell her I am going backpacking with a few people I barely know and a bunch I don't know, I am sure she will want to go.”

“congrats to the both of you”

“whats wrong with West Memphis”

“I'm sure this is all just a mean joke. I am sure moving across the border will raise your IQ a notch or two. Don't worry about your UT status. I will buy you a hog hat.”

“She might entice me into Arkansas, but bygod, I will never yell soooeee pig.”

“LMAO! It's woooooooo pig sooie! Don't worry we'll get you up to speed in no time.”

“I am sure West Memphis is a lovely city.”

“The problem is that I am leaving now to go home,,,but our "new" friend works until 8.

I will not rest a minute wondering what she is telling about me.”

“Wooooo Hoooo! See ya Chili have a safe trip home. I'll take good care of her while you're gone.”

“I am sorry arky,,,that just didn't give me a warm and fuzzy feeling.”

“Check ya later.... <G>”

“Honey, I would never do anything to ruin your rep!!! ;)”

“Heh heh, mrschili, you'll fit in just fine! Welcome to the club!”

“thanks treebait”

“Is he gone yet?”

“You're 31 right? At least CHili won't have to worry about that age of consent hassle! It's so inconvenient!”

“No, I haven't gone yet,,,and yes,,,17 will get you 20.

She did get carded the other day.....maybe I should check her ID.”