CHILI36 THE KNOT

“yes, I am 31 and he pretty much does what he wants and I do what I want. Things could not be better!!! space is VERY important”

“I'm sure you've checked everything else.

In Tenn. isn't checking her ID what you call safe sex?”

“Hey, I just look young!!!”

“hey OPIE can I change my name to Mrs. Opie? Chili let his gf change her name. :)




Congrats you two!”

“Congrats! Whoaaa! So **I** (and everyone else) want details on when the question was popped, by WHOM, and where and all that!!! When and where's the wedding? How do the kids get along??? LMAO!!

And hey, don't call yourself Mrs. or Ms and stick it with Chili's name. LOL! Lyra was right, I get on stuff like that. Well, I get on "girl" name endings.

(a thought.... what if this is a hoax similar to that AFT thing with Buddha and the morons??? Hey, are you really budda???) LOL!”

“Do you have a ring yet Mrs chili?”

“C'mon, you can share with us girls here, newbie. Hey, do you backpack??? Did you spill beer on chili once??? (not that we heard about it or anything ;-) hehehe Mooooooohahahahahaha!!)”

“lizs, you are right on, with the Mrs.; Ms. thing!

If it's real (another, right on lizs) you two good luck!”

“THANKS rm”

“you all will have to ask him, he will not let me answer”

“he is afraid of what I might tell you guys. I would just tell the truth!!!”

“'He won't LET you? Are you for real? OMG!”

“Another TT Hottie scooped up before my eyes. Oh well, what was this poor broke, mother-of-three, acne infested, big butt, itty-bitty-titty woman hoping for?! I guess there's always bacpac. ;o)”

“no Tango, he's just afraid I will tell more than he will, LMAO”

“Chili. Sorry it took so long for me to say congratulations. I knew a great person like you could not stay single for too long. Now, if I could just get you to cheer for a real football team like the Jayhawks.......”

“sunshine - Bacpac may still be in the market. He proposed at least once here on TT, but his proposal was not accepted.”

“IF TALKING ABOUT MINE HE IS TAKEN”

“if not I know several men”

“LMAO!”

“Congratulations Chili36!




Oh Sunshine, not Bacpac. Just run now! Save yourself!”

“Congrats, counselor (does she like chili?).”

“HOLY CRAP!
Another one bites the dust!
Congrads!”

“ROTF!! Not Chili36!!!!

Are you sure this isn't a joke he cooked up? I can't believe this. Chili would never have a girlfriend who wasn't independent enough to have her own name!

What do you like in life, girlfriend? Music, beach, colors, literary classics? Pick a name that fits you. You can be Abalone for all I care, just don't do the MissChili thing.

Welcome aboard and join this great big disfunctional family we have. It is often a hoot and sometimes a holler but we like it.”

“CONGRATUFREEKINGLATIONS TO THE BOTH OF YOU !! !

hope you like grits, dawn!


now you can join us for family hikes chilie. when ya'll gonna put a bun in the oven? ya'll can borrow mine for awhile if ya want....3 beautiful sweet boys and their all angels like me....how bout next week?

08)”

“WOW.
Congratulations you two.

Where are you going to hold a reception that will fit all of us?”

“Hey, is this the one you talked about seeing in a bikini?”

“no tree, i bet's it's the one in the mini skirt he saw....”

“wow!! there's guys out there that aren't afraid of the "M" word?? (or even just the S.O. word...) incredible!!

Congrats!”

“M.?

S.O.?

What?


I believe the technical term is Selective Forgetting, LOL”

“ah tilt.



so continues the male excuse.”

“(sigh)”

“And Yes, space is very important.”

“Happily ever afters to you both!”

“wow... What was that?

Someone was saying something about a word beginning with the letter M then there was a bright flash and now I can't remember a thing... <VBG>”

“and before the bright flash.......were you first commanded to turn to the right, then to the left, all the while holding a sign w/ numbers on it??

did M in this case mean something where death had occured??

;-)”

“Chili, I am very sorry to hear of your misfortune. Hopefully you can reverse this terrible curse.”

“Will you start a new thread to invite us all to the wedding or do it right here?







Can you say freak show?”

“Speak for yourself Buster!”

“LMAO!.. hehe.. (talked to chili36 on the phone yesterday).. I say we ALL come crash the wedding.. :)”

“The Hooters days become Honeydew days, and slowly, ever so slowly, the facade disappears before our very eyes.

Congrats to both of you. And welcome to the asylum. The inmates are in control. There is no hope. Run for your livers!”

“...look what you miss!

Congrats, Chili! Best to you and the future Mrs.

Wedding to be held in courtroom 9?

(Selections from transcript)

Judge: Do you, Chili, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Chili: Objection!

Judge: (reacting to seething glare from bride) Objection overruled!

Chili: I take the fifth (of tequila)

Judge: Chili, do I have to ask you again?

Chili: Sustained!

Judge: Now. Do you, MsChili, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

MsChili: Yes, I do, your honor!

Judge: Well, I sentence you to a lifetime of happiness!!”

“Yeah !!! We can wear our backpacks over our suits...”

“How very interesting, this thread is already pretty edited.”

“it's edited? what do you mean?

congrats, chili, by the way!”

“Yeah, Treebait, what did you notice?

By the by, you all are too strange! Going to a wedding with a backpack on! A hammock and a camelback maybe but not a backpack. The important questions are where is the reception, is it outdoors, and can we throw all the TT'ers in the pool?”

“and by the way, LOL @ lizs and Lyndy! can i call 'em or what? (about the name)”

“I was reading this thread last night and saw your post Lyra! My kids wanted to know why I was laughing so hard. So I had to oblige you with a complaint.

But IT IS TRUE!! So where is Dawn31 today? Out shopping for the wedding stuff? When I was getting married, my boss yelled at me because I was on the phone too much with the wedding planning crap. I really wanted to elope to Hawaii but nooooooo I had to marry an eldest son.”

“*sits in the corner dumbfounded*


next thing you guys will tell me is that superman can't walk, chili doesn't have beans in it, and the pope isn't jewish.

*fumbles for the HMWHC rulebook and faints into a heap*”

“Did you ever read the issue where Superman couldn't walk?”

“who read Superman?..dc comics blow!..lol

Keep it up guys..next thing you'll tell me is that chili isn't really my pa!”