Living History

“Who plans to read it?

”

“Not even if it were free.”

“Um, no.”

“Not me. And it doesn't have anything to do with Hillary Clinton. I never read books of the 'tell-all' nature anyway, no matter who wrote it. There's so much better reading out there that I haven't touched yet...”

“I heard it was edited by Jayson Blair.”

“i can't think of anything that interests me less.”

“I thought this was what you were talking about!
”

“or, "Jane Wyman Was Right!!"”

“Nancy's more than 25% off!

I didn't even read the newspaper article about the book.

When stratdewd finishes he can tell us all about it.”

“I saw Hillary on Bawbwa Wawa after the baketball game the other night. The woman's a saint!”

“...or full of shat...





[DING! DING! DING! We ahve a winner!]”

“....cute too!”

“I do read fiction all the time.
I'll scan it when the library gets a copy.”

“Excerpts are in this week's Time Magazine. Yadda yadda yadda, and all that there!”

“You'll find it in your local library filed under Hilarity.”

“I'd do her!”

“I got my copy today.”

“Limpy, you are an extremely disturbed individual! not that that's news.
;-)”

“It's lesbian type attraction isn't it Limpy?”

“I can read it in violin's next post.”

“Lesbians..... where?”

“I'd venture to say that the majority of male posters on this board would do Hillary if conditions were right, (like their friends in the John Birch Society wouldn't find out.) Heck, most guys would screw a snake iff'n somebody would hold it for them.”

“Would be quite a story to tell your mates, errrrmmm, buddies, when she gives the state of the union address in 2009”

“... and it gives me great pleasure to announce that the state of the union is good, and Bill, I did Limpy and he was great!”

“she just seems so asexual.”

“I'll be the first to agree Limpy that I do have a MILF streak in me but there are limits dude. Now Martha Stewart...in a heartbeat. I bet she's one of those ladies that nags during sex though.

"Don't get it on the fine cotton muslin duvay bed spread! It's from Egypt!"”

“You just want to hear her say, "It's a good thing."

I would love to have Hillary notched on my bedpost. BoooYaaaaah”

“Martha - the quest would be to make her lose it :o)”

“Lose what? Her lunch?

You brits are weird. lol....”

“well I can't deny that Bit :o)

Nooooo, lose control, you know, have her knocking over flower arrangements, table centerpieces and pot pouri holders and stuff.”

“LMAO @ bacpac! this is all so wrong.”

“That's the way it goes, lyra, you either have it or ya don't. You've been dumped for Hilary-yuss!”

“LMAO!! now that's what i call a reason to start a LEAVING TT thread.”

“Hillary? No way.
Now, that Martha Stewart..rrrrrooooowwwww!”

“Martha's one of the best looking 62 year olds around.”

“she doesn't move her head much though”

“Her cellmate won't be pleased”

“...but she has that "women in prison" thing going now!”

“hee hee hee!! :-D”

“Nancy Pelosi looks better than Martha at 62.

I wanna make Condoleeeeeeza Rice holler!”

“Oh, Hi lyra. I thought you'd be repulsed by all of this by now!”

“oh, don't think i'm not repulsed! but still...”

“That's easy Tom; just ask her where the WMD are.”

“.....compelling.....in a sick way?”

“aero, I had in mind delivering a weapon of mass destruction to Congolia Baby”

“Gail Norton would be off my list though, not even in jest after that woman's actions.”

“Aero, you'd smoke Hillary's cigar if she was twirling it between her lips. You might not boast about it, but you'd hit it.”

“Gail Norton, that buck-toothed witch!”

“All right! Everybody up agaist the wall and spread em'! This is an Innuendo Bust!!”

“C'mon Tom, you know you'd like to drill in the wilderness!”