TT Couch Team

“For anyone who finds the TT Kayak Club or the TT Adventure Racing Team, or the TT bicycle Club a bit too arduous or a little too daring for you I will be starting the TT Couch Team. We will meet every Sunday at 1 PM EST at my house for NASCAR on the COUCH! Please bring your own munchies and beer. There will be a three fart limit for members. Fourth fart and yer gone! No exceptions. Among the scheduled activities will be skill development in the following areas:

*How to make a sandwich and take a piss in 2 minutes and 20 seconds
*Emergency plans in the unlikely event your remote control gets out of your immediate reach
*How to make your three farts count and gross out all your buddies
*How to properly hiss and meow like homosexuals during the Jeff Gordon post race interview.
*How to remove beer from upholstery without wasting a drop
*Learning how to say, “I could be a race car driver.”, in such a way that it’s almost believable.
* Learning the appropriate enunciation of saying, “BOOGADEE BOOGADEE BOOGADEE!!!”


Our moto and catch phrase will be, “Hey, see ya on the couch!”.










Rusty Wallace fans need not apply!”

“Hey, this sounds almost like the HMWHC, except they meet on the couch at Hooters.”

“Walking the dog (rated G) ”

“We could debate whether Mark Martin could have taken Stewart if not for the late caution.

The three fart limit seems pretty severe.”