Friday the 13th

“Wow, as soon as I woke up this morning, (which in it's self is a good thing) things started going WRONG.

then I remebered why.

It's Friday the 13th.

Then it's the night before a full moon. So i'm going stright home after work and hiding!

New York = full moon?
New York-Friday 13th?

NO THANK YOU”

“holy crap, it IS! this is the first time i've realized it. i like Friday the 13th!”

“I attribute a rough and crazy day at work to the 13th.

However, it's not going to stop me from kayaking this afternoon! (a thunderstorm might though)”

“Hey - isn't it also going to be the Summer Solistice this Saturday? hehe - I'm going to do a nekid' pagan dance and serende the moon with my own!”

“With your own what?”

“Actually, the solstice is next Saturday, the 21th. But either way, where's the dance. I'll come.”

“yes, with your own what?”

“great, this is turning out to be a crappy 13th. I lost the companies camera. can you say "I owe $300.00 for a new one"”

“Camera prices are dropping. Maybe you only owe $290.00 :-)”

“but what is that word when you buy somemthing and then the next day it is cheaper?

something that begins with the letter D”

“no matter camera was found.”

“Friday the 13th come on a Friday this month?”

“Should I be concerned that a guy with a machette and wearing a hockey mask is in my office?”

“no silly, thats just marvin garden and he forgot his tin foil hat.”

“Oh whew. I'll ask him to go backpacking then and see if I can round up some hot co-eds to go along as well!”

“my brother-in-law told us that when his son was much younger he woke him up with the mask on and started yelling.

My brother-in-law grounded him for 3 weeks after that.
I found it to be very funny. good kid.”

“with my own full moon - my very pale booty”

“Thank gawd it's not easter weekend or we'd have a full fledged Black Sabbath on our hands. Hide the babies!”

“Infidel- 21th? That's the first time I've seen someone post with a lisp.

JUST KIDDING EVERYONE.”

“I was born on a Friday the 13th...and today is also my sister's birthday. Oh, and hold your comments...I turned out just fine. ;-)”

“Yep, it's Friday the 13th.

Today is my 16th wedding anniversary.

:P”

“My Mom was born a friday the 13th, too. It shows, too.”

“On my way to work this morning, I dropped a mirror while walking under a ladder in the garage. On my way out ,a black crossed my path.”

“A black what?”

“Oh sorry, cat.”

“I got hired for the best job I ever had in my life on a Friday the 13th, when I went to work for 98 Rock in Clearwater, Fla. BTW, Artex, where are my bumper stickers?”

“it's not such a bad day, i've got a date! well... maybe that's a bad thing, a first date on friday the 13th, hmm... wish me luck”

“Treebeard, I haven't really seen any 98 Rock bumperstickers. I know that's hard to believe, they used to be everywhere. I've only seen the old worn out ones on the bumpers of old beat up vans, accompanied with a window sticker of Calvin pissing on what I presume is a Nascar number.”

“I always wondered if that was really supposed to be Calvin of "Calvin & Hobbes" fame. If so... Boy, did his stock go down. Is the cartoonist Bill Watterson a hick, or did he trust a licensing company that sold out to hicks?”

“Well here goes our bad luck! Several years ago my wife was leaving out the front door of our old house and she tripped on a hickory nut and took a bad spill. She cracked her ankle and it has given her trouble ever since. A year or two later while holding our young son she did the same thing, luckly no one was hurt this time. Both incidents happened on Friday the 13th! While getting out of the tub a few minutes ago she did the splits and re-injured her ankle that she just had surgery on 6 wks ago. And it happened on Friday the 13th! My late grandfather really believed in it and would get out of the bed backwards to reverse the bad luck. I'm going to try it out on my wife next time, I'll let ya'll know how it works.”

“Okay, that's all I had to hear.

I'm not leaving the house tonight, LOL! And I took a shower just last night --- so none of those bathtub gymnastics!”

“Today is Friday? I guess I forgot since my workweek ends on Saturday..sucks.”

“Hey, it's 9:45 pm and I'm at school for our academic and sports awards ceremony. I do English and boys' and girls' rugby and my girlfriend is the official photographer. Afterwards, the admin will offer us beer, wine and sandwiches (gowan, bit¢h about the French -they/we(sortof) know how to live).

To-morrow night I'm doing security at the county fair. They hire the rugby club to do it. They say it solves two problems, sort of hiring the town gunslinger as marshall.

All together a pretty good day/weekend.”

“Have fun at the fair, Wyatt. Watch out for Doc, <G>”

“How do you get out of bed backwards?”

“My date just called and cancelled for tonight.”

“<ARGH>”

“Those Calvin stickers are all bootlegs. Watterson has been prosecuteing anyone he finds out who makes them for copyright violations.”

“Well that was one piece of bad sentence construction.
LOL”

“where is Micheal Myers when you need him”

“uh.....wrong hiloday...............I mean Jason Voorhies”

“Ah... Okay. That makes a lot more sense. That whole phenomenon seemed to run completely counter to the comic strip.”

“Don't know, but my father told me that he really did it! They are both gone and I miss them today being Father's Day and all.”

“Well it was Hyway's birthday...!!!”

“Never take Friday the 13th off!

My boss was hinting that he was gonna make me work, so I had to assure him that someone else was capable of doing my job while I was gone.

SOOO, today I spent the entire day UNdoing everything she did and REdoing it. Not fun and I have a headache!!!”

“i am hiding in my office today. you peeps are crazy.....”

“I'm hiding in my house hope it's still here tonight!”

“Batton down the hatches, Tango!!”

“I'm at work for the next few minutes, then goin home to hang with the kids. They're a little freaked out, silly yunguns.”

“Templars everywhere are cowering in their basements.”