WATER BUGS

“OMG
OMG
OMG

I just spent about 5 mins trapped in an elevator with the biggest water bug I have ever seen in my life.

I was screaming so loud I think every person came out of there offices thinking someone was getting killed. it was in there with me. ~UGH~

I couldnt get out or move.
I have a major fear of these bugs. I love bug in gneral, but these kinds FREAK me out to no end.
gotta go get a drink. my throat hurts from screaming.
I am sooo embarrassed now.

I HATE WATER BUGS!!!”

“Sounds like a Palmetto Bug. Watching them crawl up the walls is one thing, but when the little bastards come flying across the room, it is another.”

“You better not come South.
We have roachs big enough to tote off small dogs. ;)
http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/Roaches/">These freaks keep roaches as PETS!”

“?????

You were screaming in the elevator because of a ......


bug?


Boy I'll bet those scouts have lots of plans for you their next campout!”

“sorry to hear that - man - what a cry baby ;) screaming over a wee water bug - sheesh.”

“SHUT UP!!!


it was scary :(”

“and we care why?”

“dummy - becuase she already said she was scared by the big mean water bug!”

“not nice calling him a big bug.”

“what if I told you the bug was wearing a bra and worked at hooters at night, would that be ok then?”

“Knowing OPIE, probably...”

“Mapleleaf - don't forget - "toothless, wearing a bra, and working a Hooters at night!!”

“Aside from aesthetic concerns, toothless can be a plus...”

“don't go blaming this on Hooters girls, ml....


they are not responsible for NY's bug population”

“I took my granddaughter to the Academy of Natural Sciences Saturday, and in the kids museum they were letting kids pet things. There was a Guinea pig and a ferret. Then came a turtle. Everything was fine so far. Then a guy came by with a big cockroach. Alyson decided that was not to her liking.

But she didn't scream!”

“HISSING COAKROACHES are very very cool.

you touch the back and the hiss very loud.”

“lmao, I get it now, it was scary because it was a toothless bug ....”

“sooooooo embarrassed?




You just had to tell the world, huh?”

“well yes, its kinda like screaming and then laughing at yourself. i am very sure everyone has done it one time or another in there life.


right tom?”

“wait, im having visions of a female water bug wearing a pointed bra and dancing at a rave...”

“quit ml,,,,now I am having vision of a water bug wearing a painted bra and dancing at a rave.”

“and we care why?”

“its called having a sense of humor.

grow one opie :)

Maple (pass word hell)”

“and we care why?"
OPIE
04:09:30 PM
06/16/03

I guess you do care since you posted 2x's



maple”

“LMMFAO”