Kegger at Buddha Bear's, You're All Invi ted

“2 kegs
live music
food provided
wet t-shirt contest

starts at 1:00 Saturday


email me for directions.”

“Are you on my way to Shawnee National Forest??

LOL”

“Road Trip!”

“only 2 kegs?? wussy.”

“we have back up cases of beer too. :(”

“ok. you've redeemed yourself. :-)”

“tricycle races at 3:30 sharp.”

“Good Beer?”

“LaBatts”

“1)how far a drive you rekon that is from NW arkansas?

2) can i bring my strat and sit in?”

“1. It's 200 miles past the Mason-Dixon Line

2. yes, but it is a folk band, so beware.”

“be careful strat,,,,those northern guys have a tendency to get drunk and start mocking our southern drawl....


remember, stringing up a yankee for abusing the southern language is not justifiable anywhere north of Virginia”

“hMmm.. this saturday?”

“LaBatt's!?!?!?

Shock and Awe!

Is that not French, non?”

“Sheee-It.

You don't know from Folk, LOL”

“so does this mean equal rights?

men in the wet t-shirt contest?
or will they be in spong bob thongs?”

“Sponge Bob Thongs!!!?!

Jeez, just the name is funny!”

“this has got to be better than the crappy wedding I'm going to, it's gonna be full of lawyers.... wait a minute ;o)”

“no, drinking with lawyers is alot of fun. when they get drink baby, look out (and bring a camera)”

“At a party I was at a few years ago, a drunken lawyer did a back flip during an Elvis dance contest and landed on his head. He lay there unconscious in the middle of the dance floor with a pool of blood around his head. The guy who went on to win the contest (another lawyer) was jumping back and forth over his motionless body.


Will you have any entertainment like that BB?”

“ok, these are DC lawyers though”

“LMAO!! i must be a horrible person, because i find that hilarious, Violin.

good one, Tom T!! :-D”

“well I can not find spong bob thongs so this will have to do...

let the games begin”

“When: June 21, 2003 1:00 pm til ?
What: Kegger w/ food and live music
Parking: See Map on the flipside.
Why: In honor of some kid named Rob* who attended The University of Toledo with us and ate ketchup soup.


Hosted by: Jay & Jon Demagall

Disclaimer: Hosts are not responsible for; black-outs, the death of Jimmy Hoffa, your safety, the MonkeyPox outbreak, overeating, overdrinking, signing Shane Spencer, unsafe sex with anybody you meet at the party, bee stings, or anything related to the party that we could get sued for. Please enter this party at your own risk; partygoers are liable for their own actions where their behavior incubates misfeasance, malfeasance or nonfeasance and or any other fancy legal term that a lawyer can use against us. “Rob” in Robapalooza may or may not be a real person. Robapalooza is an equal opportunity party. Any opinions of the partygoers may or may not be the opinions of the hosts. SPAM, a meaty dish created out of a pigs shoulder, will not be served.

*Rob (who may or may not be real) will not attend the party, and doesn’t even know it exists.

ROBAPALOOZA is an “Old School” Production, Beanie, Treasurer.”

“And yes, I have invited Dennis Kucinich and Daniel Beddingfield.”

“Those two party like there's no tomorrow!!”

“Oh My Gawd, Violin, that is the funniest thing in the history of the universe. I'm a bad person too, Lyra. I think that is hilarious.”

“Man, I can not quit laughing imagining that scene, Violin. Frickin' hilarious.”

“Party like its 1999?”

“yay!! what up, girlfriend. :-) i'm glad to hear you're bad, too.”

“It is so disgusting and horrible, it's just plain funny. Esp. if you're drinking and watching the foolishness happen.”

“for real! so what ya been up to, newgirl? been lecturing any spoiled kids at A&F lately?”

“Will the Blurry Brunette From Frame One be there?

”

“Well the THUD of his head against the concrete was a hoot. I don’t know how the other guy missed it – he thought he was just fooling around. When the blood started spreading, it chilled the party for a bit. Fortunately, there were two nurses and an EMT there.

The funniest part was that the dude was in a bar the next day drinking with bandages on his head (his doctor would not have been pleased).”

“With all the lawyers there, I'm sure somebody got sued, right?”

“With all the other lawyers there, they wouldn't have dared.”

“Nope - no lawsuits.”

“Damn, Buddah. Wish I could come.

We'll meet up one of these days.

Have a good time, sheeyat...that's guaran-fecking-teed!

Peace, bro!”

“Actually, Lyra, that A&F gig is history. I'll have to update everybody soon. Got something much, much better.”

“What's all this I hear about Kegel's at Buddha Bears!?”

“I'm sure Buddha can't do Kegels, Ped.”

“Ya never know....”

“this is the Internet, after all!”

“I didn't go to this page, since our new web censor at work would probably block it, but apparently, yes, men can do Kegels...”

“But she said Buddha Bear can't do them bit (see the 'Daniel Beddingfield Fan Club' thread).”

“yikes.”

“1pm...that's awfully late to start a party...around campus people usually start by 10am, and on gamedays...we start getting our drink on by 7am...”

“Yeah, I'm sure men can do Kegels, just not Buddha. Hehehe!”

“damn! buddha, I'd be there for sure if I wasn't so far away! Have a great party you guys! Party on Wayne!”

“I'm bringing my accordion and french kareoke machine!”