Important News Flash

“She looks beat.”

“Yawn, I wonder whatever happened to Pamela Anderson. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

“She always reminds me of that bit of dialogue from "The Graduate" which was referenced here a few days ago....


"I just wanna say one word to you. Just one word."

"Yes, sir."

"Are you listening?"

"Yes, I am."

"Plastics."”

“LMAO!! i SO thought she got those things removed.”

“WOW! Holy Mackerel.”

“Had new ones put back in recently, I heard”

“Well! ---

It's looks like they're on the prowl again, boys!

Keep your heads down!”

“Ow! My eye!”

“now that is just freakish, Geo! LOL!”

“What? I thought Pamela and Kid Rock would last forever! I'm crushed!

And shouldn't his kid be Kid Jr. instead of Bob?”

“lol, I can't go to that "superpam" website from work.

I wonder if the log that crap and tattle on me, lol...”

“You're toast, bit, toast!”

“I thing we need to get Marvin Gardens onto this thread. I'm sure he'd have a cogent remark or six.”

“... Especially concerning the engineering and space-age materials involved....”

“Not to mention what is happening to the world supply of silicone.”

“..or it could be something completely different, like this:

SCIENTISTS PLAN TO BREED FEMALES WITH MULTIPLE BREASTS

It's possible, you know. The genes are there, they're just dormant.”

“I was thinking the same thing, Aero... either "Kid Jr." Or "Kid Kid Rock".”

“OK, women already have multiple breasts. But I mean, more than the usual number. Like 4, or 6.”

“i saw a documentary on Kid Rock once...he used to be pretty cute!”

“Before he turned into a caucasian Snoop Dog?

LOL”

“Does that mean he'll get to host his own Girls Gone Wild video?”

“yeah, i and i am not digging the hair. see? much cuter in the first pic.

”

“It's only a matter of time....

Probably minutes.”

“Well, we're all safe; silicon (or SiO2) is the most abundant material on earth. Saline's pretty plentiful too.”

“He looks like McCaulley Caulkin on crack!”

“I wondered what McCauley had been up to!”

“ha!! he DOES look like that!”

“McCauley showed up on a big NBC comic show. He appeared as a guest of the Church Lady, who quizzed him about MJ.”

“Pam says one word "free"
I think a better word is "diseased"

Hepatitus C”

“Yeah, bit, Geo got me in trouble too. I got a message back that I was trying to access adult material and my actions had been logged!”

“Heck, I got the same warning on a pop-up ad the other day. Don't have any control over those!”

“Hmmm, I guess that could be a good answer if I get asked. I've seen the message before and never heard anything about it. Maybe they're saving it up. Or viewing it (bastards) :-)”

“Yah, that's how they find the hot sites...lol...”

“Heh Heh

Creek Dancer sez I'm rotten.”

“You see Kid Rock isn't all that simple to figure out. While you may think he is a freak about naked women well he is but listen to these 2 songs by HIM ... "Only God knows why" and "U don't know me you see kid rock is awsome and so is his music!!!!!”

“godbye Buck”

“Kid Rock is cool”

“i played kid rock in the car to piss off my sister once. LOL”

“I played it to piss off my stepdaughter once.

lol”

“MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


ROCK!”

“yeah, i wonder if you played yours as loud as I did...

i played it over and over and over....

yeah, so I have a cd of the guy. back then I didn't know what I know now.”

“Hey now don't be dissin on the Kid from da "D"
I listen to his CD's all the time, specially when I'm working out or on my way to play softball...nothing like some angry white boy music to get you fired up to play ball...lol”

“well, gotta admit, i like some of it.

he sings about interesting "themes", yeah, thats it, "themes".

hahahaha”

“I don't know -- it's an interesting blend of Trailer Park meets The Projects...”