Classic TT Quotes

“"NOT ME!!!!



at least I don't think it was me :)"
mapleleaf
01:14:53 PM
06/18/03”

“"Gooch."
- Buddha Bear”

“"BITE ME"

Lyra”

“are you putting words in my mouth?? LOL! okay, kewl.

"Omigawd, if I ever met Ty Pennington, I would SO make like a mountin' loin and corn him!"

--newgirl
sometime
someday”

“"WHAT??!!
From the other site? Oooohh, I hate those guys from the other site....."
mediaman
07:49:59 PM
06/18/03”

“"rude anarchists rule!
take your haiku and stick it
up your ass sideways!"
lyra
03:07:34 PM
07/17/02”

“that one is useful in so many situations! Aero, you bastard, you say too many funny things. but here's one from a classic thread!


RE: Pottying in the woods-kids want to know
"First, teach the basics. Then everyone should develop their own style. A study of the terraine is important; face uphill. Personally, I just brew up a 16oz espresso roast coffee, wait 10 minutes and let the chips fall where they may."
Aero
12:51:27 PM
10/03/01”

“"bacpac cannot write
a haiku without counting
beats on his fingers."
radagast
07:22:40 PM
10/16/01”

“"who, moi? F that! riding one of those things for about 20 minutes is enough for me."
lyra
02:22:09 PM
06/19/03”

“This is more then a quote, but it's a TT classic, fur sur...

It is the SKEERY STORY!
"Once and once a time, ther was a woof walkin aroun in the woods. He smelled on the leafs wher a bare was walkin aroun and he followd the traks to a BIG hole that was a cabe. He walked in the cabe and heerd "woooooooooo who is walkin aroun in my cabe?"

He sayed "I am the woof of the woods aroun heer."

Then the bare sayed "oh".

So the woof walked some more and seen the bare. He was a BIG grissy bare.

The bare said "what are you doin aroun heer?"
And the woof sayed "I am lookin for some more suppers."
The bare sayed "ther is a ded wild lamma with guts over ther in the nother woods" and the woof sayed "I kno cuz I ate some of his guts and got belly bugs and poots and butt werms". Then the bare sayed "I kno cuz I ate some of the wild lamma guts and got belly bugs and poots and butt werms to."

So any ways the woof sayed "I theenk I am goin to do a stinky doodoo and thro up my belly guts" and the bare sayed "I awreddy did a stinky doodoo and throde up my belly guts. I theenk it was the ded wild lamma guts!"
"Me to" sayed the woof.

Then the woof sayed "can I do some naps in yer cabe?" and the bare sayed "yes".

So the bare and the woof did a good nap. In a minit the bare and the woof did some GOOD POOTS and it was like smoke all in the cabe. The smoke went out side and got on the trees and the leafs falled off and tree rats got ded and the nother aminals (that was not awreddy ded) runned a way.

The smoke got all on the woof and the bare to and they was *all most* ded to. But they was not ded tho. They was layin rite byside each nother and ther hares got melty to gether and they was like the same aminal! They was not a woof and a bare no more but they was the
SKEERY WOOF BARE o-8=

In a minit the woof bare waked up and sayed "wooooooooooo - I am the skeery woof bare!"

He walked out side and was hungry. He ate the nother ded wild lamma guts and was still wantin more suppers so he ate a ratcoon and a marmrat and a gater and a bobkitty and a ranger and his hors and some nother theengs that he culd find.

So ever day the woof bare walks aroun in the woods sayin "wooooooooooooo I am the skeery woof bare" and eets ever thing he sees even peeple and dogs that walk in the woods and sleep in the woods and ther suppers to.

So if you are ever walkin in the woods and heer "wooooooooooooo I am the skeery woof bare" you better RUN THE NOTHER WAY!"
sarabelle
01:15:55 PM
12/12/01”

“LMAO!! :-D

and how about this one...

"No more innuendo!"
--Matt the Webmaster

that was the funniest one ever! (please don't ban me?)”

“I don't know, lyra, you have enough classics for your own thread!”

“(please don't ban me?)"
lyra
02:41:31 PM
06/19/03”

“She has her own thread: All lyra, all the time!”

“This trip sucked! Big Time.

stikmon
09:46:14 PM
09/02/02”

“"On Thursday I attended the AFT TT outing this weekend, here is the trip report.

Realizing, I was to pumped to sleep, and the drive was only 4 hours, I left thursday night from cleveland. Sadly, dhutch couldn't make it, for some good reasons. Once I arrived, I stayed at the Malibu Inn when I arrived at 1:00 am, and waited til' 7:30 for the others to arrive.

Near 8:30, Pennsyhiker, RichB and SirPete decide to show up. We hit the trail, with SirPete balbbering away about how he thought the Scarlett letter thread was BS on my part. Everybody was on edge, and the hike didn't start well. Like .5 miles into the hike Pennsy, totally ignoring a double balze, led us on a 2,000 feet downhill, when we should have been hiking a ridgeline. Little did we know, we were heading due east, instead of west, so finally RichB and I told him we were backtracking, so we wouldn't be lost.

When we told Pennsy this, he copped an attitude, and said something like "you go ahead and lead then." And I did. Round' about 3:30, we'd hiked 15 miles, in the slippery snow, and were pretty tired, and it was getting dark. Obviously, it was time to hunker down for the night. Fortutitously, we found a nice site with a natural spring to gather drinking water. Then, we set up our tents, with RichB, strangely setting up his tent 2 ft. from mine, with spaces all over a huge pine thicket. Heck, I was at wits end, and getting really annoyed. Everybody on the trip rubbed me, and were rubbing themselves the wrong way.

When camp was finally set up, Pennsy decided to take a piss in the natural spring. Of course I asked him WTF he was doing, and that it was a natural spring, our water source, he was urinating in. Right then, SirPete, was like, who the hell do you think you are, do you think you're Mr. LNT or something? Luckily, I figured he was dehydrated, to I kept my temper down, and let it go. Dirng the rest of the evening, things got much worse.

Sitting by the fire, I decided to offer Pennsy some wine, as a peace offering. Jokingly, I said try not to drink it all, I want some for tommorrow night as well. Oh, about an hour later, 36 oz.s were gone, and I didn't even get a glass. Kneeling by the fire, SirPete kept taunting all of us, saying he hiked bigger and better peaks, basically bragging. Everyone, including RichB, seemed pissed. Surreal is the only word I have for this. On every trip I've been on, everyone has been cool, and I would love to hike with them again. Not with this group, never again!

Years seemed to pass as the night went on, I was ready for bed. On about 9:00, I hit the sack, tripping over Rich's addition on to my tent, and cursing the entire trip. Understandably, I needed to get the hell out of there in the morning.

Morning arrived, and I hightailed it out of there before anyone woke up. Over the day and 1/2 I spent with those guys, I have nothing nice to say. Oddly enough, I had a much better time hiking alone for the 5 miles to my car. Once I arrived near my car, I thought about giving the whole thing another chance, and wondered if I was overreacting to everything. Hell no, I thought. Alas, I trekked to my Malibu, and put my bag in the car.

Having stated all the above, you guys can KMA, hiking with you was a true displeasure.

Adios, hope you're having fun tonight.


BB"
Buddha Bear
04:48:52 PM
11/30/02”

“"Aero-you're an a-hole.
that's it"

J0SH
06:11:37 PM
07/24/02”

“Other comments:
I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.”

“"Is a bacon ring anything like a crop circle?"
Pathman
09:30:45 AM
08/17/02

"Bacon rules. I love it. It's even funner to catch. But wearing it as jewelry around your finger? That's where I draw the line."
Artex
08:06:57 PM
08/19/02

"Ok the Bacon Ring is the area........I can't put this on here there is no way to make it clean.

I can't do it!

8|"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
08:38:21 PM
08/28/02”

“This is something you had to see to appreciate. That was CMB's expression when he saw a Piggly Wiggly in Monteagle, Tn”

“I'm not a liberal.

Phaedrus, Tilt, and Violin .....in unison”

“he'd never run
"but he'd debate anybody on the planet. they are scared to have him on network shows. don't make the mistake of thinking he is stupid. he's actually a very astute political commentator, and prognosticator."
stratdewd
09:27:22 PM
09/11/02”

“YOU STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING CRACK BABIES
"How YOU doin?"
Tarp Rat
03:08:43 PM
06/14/01”

“Oh no she won't. Nobody can get me that dam drunk!"
Geobeet
02:52:00 PM
07/23/02”

“How many "Leaving TT" quotes are there? Some of the titles were hilarious.”

“My fav was said by Crazy Mike to Gemini at Red River Gorge this past March...

" You dont look a day over 42"

Second was said by 2Scoops the same day...

" I am an English Major not a pig phucker"”

“just a simple man
with but one mission in life
haiku in your face"
kleetn
08:40:12 AM
02/19/03”

“classic?!?!

you call these CLASSIC?

"GROUND SUCK" is classic!”

“Hey Rad welcome back!”

“yeah I like that ground suck comment.

I still like WTF on the ATF that was a riot”

“and ANY-PHUKKIN-THING by genital ben was asslicc. i mean classic.

hey birch! how are those fine lookin women that live in you house? i hope everything is going well. i read that you crippled one of them.”

“Rad, Sass is healin up just fine LOL. Hows Sloejenfizz? And you? been gettin in some good trips this year? Things are same ole same old...I miss seein you around here.”

“the bike has made me fat and lazy, but i still get out. hell, i might even try to head out right after work tomorrow. it looks like a nice weekend!”

“"the bike has made me fat and lazy, but i still get out. hell, i might even try to head out right after work tomorrow. it looks like a nice weekend!"
radagast
08:24:49 PM
06/19/03”

“yeah and???”

“"Nice tits"

-- Various HMWH Club Members”

“So many............


8)”

“Whatever Gojo was on when he wrote Skeery Woof Bare, I want some!

What made BB's WTF on the AFT so good was that so many people believed it. I got phone calls and emails asking me WTF is with the WTF.”

“"I'm not really "hardcore," just a stubborn b!tch."

twigeater
12:06:39 PM
06/16/03”

“"Pee is good for vigin springs, especially my pee."

-- Pennsy Hiker”

“"Navi, you wear a thong?????
;-)"

Snow Nymph
02:57:39 AM
08/26/02”

“radagast on the lime green jellow thread: "SUCK MY FUR!"”

“OH MY GOSH THIS IS TOO FREAKIN FUNNY..ROTFLMAO”

“I like that suck my fur?


8)”

“"Posts of the following nature are not acceptable in Trail Talk:

Posts that encourage the use of illegal substances
Posts of a strong sexual nature
Posts that demean a country, nation, religion, or particular group of people
Posts that express physical or verbal threats towards another poster
Many posts of the same message within a short period of time on a single thread
Creation of multiple off topic threads within a short time period
Purposefully trying to mislead other posters through the use of a spoofed username"

--Matt”

“hmmm...i noticed boogers weren't on the list....”

“Whoa!!!

When did Kleety switch from the left to the right?

There is always room for squirrel lovers among the conservatives #3”

“Cute. Cute thread. And Lyra, you aren't allowed to make them up for the future.”

“I think hikers are really just flipped out cavemen that were born in the wrong melinium...."
stratdewd
11:03:35 PM
06/25/03


that is great, with your permission I'd like to use it on my website.”

“Go right ahead but please, correct the spelling...”