Classic TT Quotes

“uh, she.....

again...

lol”

“LMFAO!
you got my joke!”

“Pretty much off theme here, but I saw Bob Edwards last night selling his book. He quoted Murrow:

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.

First time I'd heard that one.”

“you can't raise up the lower class by bringing down the upper class...er sumpthin


let's relate this to flatulence...”

“RE: Quote for the Day!
""Come on you Sons of #&%!$es! Do you want to live forever?"


-- Marine Corps Sgt. Dan Daly, urging his troops out of the trenches during the battle of Belleau Woods in WWI.



Sgt. Daly won two Medals of Honor"

bacpac
05:34:14 PM
01/27/00
ignore this user

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RE: Quote for the Day!
""We'll meet you there"

Troops responding to Sgt Daly during the battle of Belleau Woods"
CAPT EWO
06:35:56 PM
01/27/00”

“dang chilli, slow day at work?”

“i heard a great regan quote today. it was a standard presidential press conference where there's 100 reporters sitting there and he comes out and walks up to the podium and says....

"Before I refuse to answer any of your questions, I have an opening statement.”

“correction, the quote was

Before I refuse to answer all of your questions, I have an opening statment.”

“did he really say that? i can actually picture and hear it in my head. he did have a sense of humor.”

“yes roam....i heard another good one. it was to then vice president Bush, who asken regan how his meeting with bishop desmond tuu tuu went.....

regan replied...."so so"”

“Strat doesn't grasp the concept of this thread.”

“I'm getting horny over the kayak.




gremlin”

“Note to self: Refuse to take any "river" trips with our northern brethern.”

“Sounds like you'd be safe as long as you're not a kayak, chili...”

“Why take chances. Horny guys have gotten confused before. No telling what might happen.”

“Woohoo!
"I just reserved site #13, loop 2.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, caribou, eh?
Watch out......

BOOMboomBOOMboomBOOMboom...

KRAZY CANUCK ON THE LOOSE....


...and he's...

Wait for it...


HOOOOOORNEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
gremlin
01:21:30 PM
06/16/04”

“hide ya stash man!”

“Besides, I would go nuts living with you friggin' rednecks!

:)"
Treebeard
10:09:02 AM
06/17/04
ignore this user

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"Hey, never underestimate a good night of drinking cheep beer and shootin' rats down at the dump."
Nigal
10:12:51 AM
06/17/04”

“"That's like asking if you're the only one who masterbates! Everyone does it!"
Nigal
12:48:47 PM
01/09/04

Master Bates, didn't he own a motel?”

“I don't know, but there is a BBQ cooking competition team in the Memphis area known as the Masterbasters.”

“In the souvenir shops in Montreal one of the perrenially favourite T-shirts is one of a moose, uh, phucking a stump. Underneath it says, 'When I'm drunk I do stupid things.'”

“Then there is Steve Spurrier, the MasterGator.”

“... and the guy who could not make it as a translator, so he got a job on a fishing boat. He wasn't a very cunning linguist, but he was a master baiter.”

“Phew! What happened? There I was and here I am. Did I grope anybody? Do I need a lawyer?


Geobeet
08:21:14 AM
07/19/04”

“i really cant wait to go bad.
mapleleaf
11:05:52 AM
07/22/04”

“SS, you, sir, are cruel. But it's a good one!”

“hehe I corrected myself guys...”

“But you didn't convince anybody, darlin!”

“between you and lizs, your making it hard for me."
mapleleaf
03:40:46 PM
07/23/04”

“Gremlin was on the right track. Cooking is like making love, done properly you can get them to eat anything!"
Capn Bobo
09:50:31 AM
07/26/04”

“"I like meat :)"

Free25
01:26:29 PM
08/05/04”

“Bacon flavored meat?”

“No, it's Mike that likes the bacon flavored meat!”

“Lying and cheating are OK, because I'm horny."
pedxing
05:34:34 PM
08/26/04


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“Talk about an out of context quote...”

“its still funny!”

“What is this, Michael Moore's Fahrenheit Pedxing?”

“trooperrx "How much farther?"

cottonsocks "about a mile and a half"....

about a half an hour later....

trooperrx "How much farther now?"

cottonsocks "about a mile and a half".......

etc....etc.....”

“based on the last time I hiked with cottonsocks that mile and half should have taken her 3 hrs”

“Where are the pictures?”

“Actually Ewker, the women hiked the 9 miles in about 5 hours and 30 minutes.”

“Deore, I think you need toback to high school grammar class...”
pinkbubelz
11:54:11 AM
10/11/04”

““Rodent its not just for breakfast anymore.”


birch
5:06:29 AM”

“Put you face on a milk carton and get the f_ck lost!”

Treebeard
2:08:28 PM
11/03/04


I about fell on the floor with this one
last edited: 11/03/04 2:17:50 PM”

“stop feeling the floor maple, its immoral”

“damn edititng!”

“Aren't you married to that loser Mapleleaf that was stupid enough to hang up on her boss?”
lipstick hiker
2:13:52 PM
11/03/04”

“Hang it in yer ass!”

“Oh, bbw. Stay outta the rest areas. They're not safe for homophobes!

If you really want some action, I will go down to the corner gas station and get a few #'s off the wall for ya (nudge nudge, wink wink)”
Treebeard
2:20:12 PM
11/03/04”