Classic TT Quotes

““I must be in the middle of a MENSA convention.”
bbw”

“Violin wouldn't know the truth if it fell from the sky and humped his face.

How's the wife v?”
Nigal
3:20:07 PM
11/03/04”

“LMAO!!!!!!!!!”

“Earth, did I say something to you? Why are you getting involved? Did I hurt your feelings? I hope you're not a man. It's hard to tell sometimes by a person's tt name, but usually real men don't attack women.”
lipstick hiker
5:33:27 PM
11/03/04”

“Hike early and hike often!
Exercise your right to hike!”

ScorchFire
7:29:41 PM
11/03/04”

“"Oh, the sock liners go on under the socks".

I actually heard and witnessed this one. The person shall remain nameless!”

“tell me who it was, dammit!”

“"I find it hard to believe that some people who don't look into the issue fully and only accept one side of the argument without even giving the slightest lip service to the other side, thereby denying the reality that there is another equally compelling side to the argument. That these people call those who would vote based on the other side of that argument unsophisticated. Ridiculous.
last edited: 11/04/04 8:20:41 AM”
Bison
8:19:16 AM
11/04/04”

“Out of context for sure.”

“I would greatly appreciate thread titles to these.

Thanks.”

“But still true.”

“Limpy's is from the Kerry Wins! thread.”

“I'd see you in prison first.

Phaedrus
11:40:00 PM
11/04/04”

“I am a big fat troll
“The guilt is killing me!

I am BBW!

When I saw your intitial BBW post I laughed out loud. I thought it would be funnier if lodged a fat lady protest.

It was!

Now I just feel sad. I became a troll for a few quick laughs. Ha Ha...”
bacpac
7:34:46 PM
6/13/02”

““If I ever say I am leaving, I am gone. I wish everyone had the same courage and conviction.”
bacpac
5:06:41 PM
7/15/00”


Since Matt deleted my first and only trip report I have decided to stop posting to this site.

Good luck everyone.”
bacpac
6:43:43 PM
11/14/02””

“As he said, not everyone has the same courage and conviction!”

“Took a little digging didn't it fellas?”

“They say you don't have to dig far to find a worm.”

“Digging?
Jesus I've posted that damn thing often enough.”

“I just stumbled on this and saw the dates. It's a two year old post. You boys got yourselves a feud, do ya?”

“Just call me a trail talk veteran for truth.

Phaedrus
4:49:32 PM
11/06/04”

“The Mattinator spaketh, and he said:

1. Let not ye post messages of too frank a sexual nature, as this is a family board.

2. Let also not ye post a new thread whose name is an obvious take-off on another thread, as this is naught in my sight.

3. Let also not ye post message of a denigrating nature about whole races, classes, or religions, especially those of a litigious nature, as the resources which I have to maintain this board are few.

4. Let also not ye post messages too filled with innuendo of a sexual nature, see Commandment 1.

5. Thou shalt not post fuego topics on non-fuego threads.

6. I have likenedeth Trail Talk to the conversation around a backcountry campfire. Let this be the main thrust of thy postings, with mine other rules in thy thoughts.

7. Thou shalt not post the same message over and over to a thread, lest I banish thee into the Trail Talk-less depths.

8. Remember that Trail Talk is mine message board and mine alone, and if thou doesn't like my rules, thou mayest go and post on backpacker.com and have that wanker over there ban thee.

9. If thou annoyest me too much, thou may find thyself in the same boat as the Tarp Rat, regardless of whether thou findest it fair or not.

10. I reserveth unto mineself any and all other rights and privileges whether mentioned in these rules or not, see Commandment 8.

And the TrailTalkers did howl, and rend their clothing, and complain about non-backpacking threads, and whine about being held to a different standard than other posters, and flame Violin, and feast upon the newbies, dehydrated dinners, and energy bars, and bare their breasts at passing cars filled with their boyfriends' co-workers, and ignore the whole mishmash, and go backpacking and kayaking and fishing and hunting, and beg for attention, and mischieviously post about other posters' inability to spell, and make up new troll identities, and...


skip a bit, brother...

...and The Mattinator looked upon it, and smiled, and said "It is good," with a wry grin on his face.
last edited: 11/09/04 10:56:54 AM”

“bit, get off his chump!”

““"I'm a schmuck"

Admition is the first step to recovery...”
Nigal”

“Hey maybe we could have a Huntsville Hooters gathering after I drop Bison off on Sunday :)”
embear
12:41:32 PM
11/17/04”

““It's hump day!”

embear
12:55:35 PM
11/17/04

LMAO! Seems like embear has only one thing on her mind. ;-)”

“You better believe it.”

“That's my kind of woman!”

“Hey, it’s not my fault I was born with a penls and a road map of the world! LOL!


Guilty as charged…

Nigal
8:27:10 AM”

“Kerry lost the election beause too many morons voted, it's that simple.

Buddha Bear
11:35:50 AM
11/21/04”

“i am going to eat the hell out of that cute little turkey.

:-D”

lyra
8:48:10 AM
11/23/04”

“haha!!”

“I would expect no less!”

“I think it's preciouse when people give little pet names to their significant others. I must admit I've never heard anyone name their SO Cute Little Turkey. But who am I to judge? Tarpy's a lucky guy!”

“I've had it........ leaving TT
“No mas, nothing matters. People are ignorant here. It's not worth my time.

Have fun, and screw my detrators, in the ear, with no jelly.”
Buddha Bear
12:06:03 AM
10/11/01


I'll leave you with a quote that I typed the first time I left (even Jordan came out of retirement) "Screw my detrators in the ear, with no jelly!", to the rest of ya'll, see ya on the trail swags!

BB”
Buddha Bear
10:03:10 AM
11/24/04





At least he is consistent.”

“WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT BACKPACKING!
“I am sick of this never ending debate over gear. my gear is better then yours, my gear has this, my gear has that. Take you gear and shove it up you stupid redneck backpacking asses, and go to hell while you're at it, YOU STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING CRACK BABIES!!!!!”
Tarp Rat
5:58:45 PM
5/30/01
ignore this user

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RE: WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT BACKPACKING!
“GOD DAMN IT TO !$%&ING HELL, YOU MOTHER !$%&ING IDIOT FACED SNOT ASS #&%!$ES!”
Tarp Rat
6:00:03 PM
5/30/01”

““Some people call me Jesus, some call me bacpac. It doesn't really matter I answer to all of my Father's children.”
bacpac
10:08:37 PM
5/04/00”

“ENS - those tarpy quotes are genuine classics.”

“yeah, they're pretty funny.”

“"I am such a nightblink cow"

Gemini
7:12:12 AM
11/29/04

I don't know what the hell that means but it sure sounds funny.”

“overheard on a trip this past weekend "stick it in my mouth"”

““I'm in Bearmagnet!!”

MarkO
12:46:42 PM
12/01/04”

“So that's where he went...”

“MarkO is Bearmagnet's inner child.”

“Bearmagnet couldn't tell?”

“Maybe he was too embarassed to tell. Would you go around telling if MarkO was in you?”

“Well, I saw a movie once that puts a definite spin on "being in someone".”

“My wish
“I want all my fellow TTer's to have a Merry Christmas.”
bbw
7:10:04 AM
12/01/04
ignore this user

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....oh
“...and for Divinity to get a man.”
bbw
7:11:47 AM
12/01/04”

“I was not trying to give you tongue, I just wanted to taste your tequilia.”