Classic TT Quotes

“Y'all are a bunch of perverted pigs with only one thing on your mind!”

“That explains us. What's on your mind?”

“Dinner? The mouse I need to cut open?

And Capn Bobo - you did not repeat the statement, dammit!”

“Have you ever noticed that the sound of urinating in a toilet sounds just like a voice commanding you to kill Ted Kennedy?”
Nigal
11:03:29 AM
12/03/04”

“almost played tennis for Navy

Wounded Knee
10:32:33 AM
12/03/04


Oh man, this is priceless
I learned so much about you just by this one line.”

“I don't get it.

“I like beer nuts :D

nuts of anykind are good, i'm not picky. Small ones, big ones, funny shaped ones :D
Yup, nuts are good!”
Spirit Coyote
1:25:08 PM
12/03/04
ignore this user”

“"in my next life (heeheehee) I want to be a mountaineer that knows how to ride a scooter..."

Gemini
6:09:53 PM
12/07/04

Yep, I'm sure that's something we all aspire to.”

“skooter is the name of one of my parrots.”

“Oh, Now that quote is just dirty.”

“lmao!! you had to be there to understand that it was not dirty dammit!! I knew it..but i am very dispointed that it came from you bison. LOL”

“"I wasn't giving you tongue, I was licking the tequila off your toncils".”

“"Jesus...My lips are on fire"”

“bison...u know i was just kidding right?? with the "being disapointed"
just making sure...”

“Don't worry Gem I knew you were kidding, I'm still tryin' to figure out what riding a scooter has to do with mountaineering though LOL!
last edited: 12/07/04 8:35:46 PM”

“nothing!
it's a long, LONG story. and i will never tell!!”

“The uphills are tough, but man, those downhills ... [*SPLAT!*]”

“Why don't you get Christmas Presents? Even I get Christmas presents.”
bbw
7:12:58 AM
12/11/04”

“i still don't know how to drive.or did i forget already? damn guys...my brain is somewhere, but it ain't where it should be lately...”
Gemini
12:04:27 PM
12/15/04”

“lol...make note to self: check EVERY post twice, because there is AT LEAST one mistake in it somewhere. LOL”

“twiggy, that is one reason I am looking for a car camping cookset. First thing I read was not to sue your home cookware”
Ewker
4:58:16 PM
12/17/04”

“nothing like modifing what I said”

“"nothing like modifing what I said”
Ewker
5:07:22 PM
12/17/04

You're right Ewker... you do the MODIFYING well enough without us... hee hee hee”

“You can quote me on this, "I am not interested in giving money to the state troopers in TX fund".

I said this to a person calling me in WA. I'm totally sure this was for real, lol!!!!”

““i'm wearing a tank top, and sweating my balls off!!”
lyra
12:37:33 PM
1/03/05

its true and unmodified”

“Ben-Wa?”

““oh sorry, girls don't sweat...make that perspiring my balls off.”
lyra
12:43:11 PM
1/03/05

also true and unmodified
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/35589,3.php
See, I read BM's mind before he even asked! LOL
last edited: 1/03/05 12:55:22 PM”

“Link, puhleeeeeeeeze!”

“What, no drawers........lyra?”

“Ok just for you BM : link”

“my link looks prettier than yours StomperWhomperBabe”

“Thanks. Lyra's in Bethesda, yes? Methinks I need to go to Lunch now.”

“In your dreams Hoggypoo.... ;-)
last edited: 1/03/05 1:00:15 PM”

“yeah, that was totally hot, huh? you bunch of wankers.
:-)”

“lyra - you're wearing a tank top only and all sweaty. yes, that's hot.”

““NOTE: Remember we are all pathetic and worthless, and not unlike a maggot on a wound, humans are destroying the earth. It would be to the earths benefit if we parish. Remember this the next time you get in your car and head to work. You are trying to build something out of nothing. You are nothing, you only exist in your own mind, and you have most likely never fully comprehended or accepted your eventual demise. Think about it tonight… just imagine yourself gone. Feel free to cry, fully embrace it until you become immune. For it is a wonderful thing not to exist… it is something you should cherish. You can now walk into the woods knowing that it doesn’t matter if you come out… you are no more important than the road kill you pass on the road. Say hi next time you drive by, and realize that it was you. No funeral necessary. OM MANI PADME HUM!”

UCANTSTOPMEMATT
6:32:41 PM
4/14/03”

“cool post!”

““For anyone who is interested and afraid that I will go "ban happy", I am posting my response to Tarpy's email to me that I am banning him because I do not agree with his viewpoints.


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4/11/03
It is not a matter of criticism. In fact, you can check the old archives and there are many posts that say I should do this/or that. As you mentioned in your posts, TT can sway way off topic sometimes. So I am taking a more active role in moderating it that way. Your posts over the past several days are nothing more than an attempt to sway the discussions even more off topic. So that is why your account is disabled.

Matt”
matt, the webmaster
7:43:01 PM
4/14/03”

“Tarpy & Matt, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

“Damn that was almost 2 years ago! scary!”

“Nothing like a dirty muddy woman to get the juices stirring! ;-)

StoveStomper
10:35:35 AM
1/03/05”

“ewwww”

“chili - the scary part is I married that woman! ;-)”

“I think with Matt's latest upgrade, he cut off the power to the laser containment sytems. All the ghouls are free to wreak havoc.
I've asked to be re-banned, but NOooooo, he wants me to act up.”

“Nothing like a dirty muddy woman to get the juices stirring! ;-)

StoveStomper
10:35:35 AM
1/03/05”
chili36
3:05:23 PM
1/03/05

Unless it's two dirty women mudd wrasslin”

“Will they smell like taco's?”

“I think I'll take a work break. See y'all later.”

“Good idea...”

“Speak your mind and your arse will follow.
wounded knee
2:25:11 PM
1/04/05

minimal modification - just removed the junk in front of this gem - link
last edited: 1/04/05 2:37:29 PM”

“I like tacos”

“Well, I'm not spreading 'false truths'. I don't even believe firmly in 'truth' as a concept
TrailTurtle
10:18:22 PM
1/05/05”