Classic TT Quotes

“Anyway, I do sincerely hope your son comes back in one piece, is mentally stable, doesn't beat his wife and abuse his children, for their sake.

Have a wonderful evening!”
TrailTurtle
10:31:50 PM
1/05/05
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“A cheap shot at a young American Marine serving his country during time of war from a liberal scumbag like yourself says everything about your character.

FU”
bbw
10:37:53 PM
1/05/05”

“Feel better now?”

“Actually, I prefer purring.”
Ruby
12:44:21 PM
1/06/05”

“remeber I like my knees up in the air LOL”
mapleleaf
4:04:13 PM
1/06/05”

“LOL”

“"I would avoid the secret shopper career.
It appears to be full of jerk offs that can't get a decent job.”
bbw
9:19:40 PM
1/03/05
I got just the man!!!
“What kind of person do I want to evaluate my business?

A disgruntled looser with an axe to grind?”
bbw
9:24:21 PM
1/03/05

"I might be the perfect secret shopper.
bbw
9:41:52 PM
1/03/05"”

“"I guess a person would have to try out every sleeping bag in every conceivable condition in order to have a truly valid opinion. I can only say that my little Marmot helium has never given me anything but a warm, comfy, good nights sleep. I've been married to folks who've given me less.
Nimblefoot
7:17:41 PM
1/05/05"”

“OK, looks like I'm in. But if it snows in the Smokies then screw you all, I'm going snowshoeing instead!
skullcap
7:02:25 AM
1/07/05”

“We were the boobs that went the wrong way.”
wounded knee
11:24:46 AM
1/07/05

and what way was that.
up
down
to the left, right?”

“WELLLLLL”

“The group went left and we went right.”

““hahahaha...u guys now imagination. got to think...it's bendable!!!! it actually moved, so you don't have to sit on his face.

oopps....i didnt' say that”
Gemini
12:47:37 PM
1/07/05
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“lmao..that gem..always getting herself in trouble!

WK...You guys didnt have a map?”

“I think Mapes has more quotes on this thread than anybody.

Bacpac has the most posts quoting himself.”

“Yea, but I was hiking 10 days after my knee surgery and I was not to concerned about the map. I was following the nimble dicks in front of me that supposedly were paying attention to where we were.”

“LOL no geo I do not, but I was the orig..
thats all that counts”

“I am an open minded @sshole and appreciate like minded (s)t(h)inkers.”
bbw
7:22:19 PM
1/08/05”

“Plus, My butt hurt.”
bbw
7:23:41 PM
1/08/05”

“"So we're back to Bi?”
the-naviguesser
11:30:15 PM
1/08/05
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“"running to find some real wood I can knock..."
Gemini
10:12:19 AM
1/09/05”

“LMAO”

“thanks for puttin' it in this thread. that was very considerative of you.

don't laugh, i know i prolly spellt it completely wrong”

“Bra's...
“one of the evilest inventions that man created to keep women bound and under control...B R A ...Breast Restraining Aparatus. Bras should be banned and women should run free.”
stikmon
12:17:50 AM
12/27/01
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“Some people don't know the history of the bra, eh?

The Bra liberated Women from the Corset. Or did Women prefer the bone/organ crushing perks of the Corset?”

“My gf would look awsome in a corset, she'd have a great "spillover" effect. Don't think I can get her to shove herself into one though :(”

“Corsets are sexy as hell. There is a way to do current corsets without smashing your organs.............I think.”

“I wore one once at a renassance fair. I was an irish wench :)”

“I wore one once at a renassance fair. I was an irish wench :)”

“An Irish serving wench? Did you drink a lot? Did you see double a lot?”

“I wasnt a serving wench, just a peasent but yes, i did drink a LOT.”

“"That's a lot of bone there stikmon.”
dhutch1
9:33:05 AM
1/10/05”

““:(”

Bearmagnet
12:21:12 PM
1/10/05
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“I have never "shorted" anything!”

““i rest on your face”

crash bang
10:31:46 PM
1/09/05
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““I see. Mrs. CMB wanted to wake you up.”
Wounded Knee
3:11:00 PM
11/24/03
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“Humm that gives me a idea!


8)”
Crazy Mike Backpacks
4:33:10 PM
11/24/03
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“egads.”
Tilt
4:56:11 PM
11/24/03
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“Yikes! Cover you Bacon Ring!”
Wounded Knee
5:00:06 PM
11/24/03
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“Yall are all sick! Sick I say!”
Roam Around
5:04:39 PM
11/24/03
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“bacon rings...
“I truely despise this conversation...It makes me giddy, and I dislike that sensation...but, to elaborate upon the subject matter...well....lets just say, that the sphincter is hole of the universe. It is a metaphor for the dark places that we fear to tread. It represents the unknown, a place that has yet to be explored. But the desire to learn and experience calls each of us, in its own way, to not be afraid, to not shy away, but to be open and hopeful that dreams may yet come true.”
Stikmon
8:15:19 PM
11/24/03
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“"I love bacon. It's kind of the nectar of the gods.”
newgirl
9:08:01 AM
8/17/02
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““You boys should have picked a pivot man and taken care of your bacon rings somewhere else. This is TrailTalk, not AssLand.”
bacpac
7:46:05 PM
8/29/02
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““Yeah.

Nothing like a little bacon ring to freshen things up.”
Violin
4:38:51 PM
2/03/03
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““Corsets are sexy as hell. There is a way to do current corsets without smashing your organs.............I think.”

i have one, it doesn't bone crush. as long as you don't tighten it to do so.”

“Really Scorch? Can you show us here how to do this? I mean as a health safety issue for everyone? Your help might save a life!




Thank you.”

“I think I'm gonna get this for my gf -



$300 is reasonable right?”

“Bison - Check out dream dresser online. There's a store on Wisconsin btw K & M and one in Bethesda.

I think the one on Wisconsin is much better. I mean, that's what I've been told anyway. I've also been told that the have an excellent selection of FMB's.”

“"TrailTalk, not Assland"...LOL!!”

“Back in the 60's my brother lived in Madison, Wi next to a bakery that specialized in porno pastries.”

“SOMETIMES I SMELL!!!!”
Gemini
12:42:15 PM
1/11/05
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“I meant when we're a ya know... together, honey.

I didn't mean that we're not sexy as individuals.

We're too goofy for porn.”
Bison
1:41:33 PM
1/11/05”

“Wow, "classic" has taken on a whole new meaning?????”

“And we're too goofy means in general, not that we're goofy when we're doin' it.
Bison
2:11:03 PM
1/11/05”

“That outfit is okay, Bison, I guess, ... if you like your women over-dressed.”