Classic TT Quotes

“haha, i saw that one coming a mile away!”

“lets not forget the response to that ...

I like it though ...
Blind Willie McTell”

“and then there is Dicentra ...

It isn't THAT big!
dicentra
10:06:08 AM”

“LOL, Thanks.”

“haha, i saw that one coming a mile away!”
lyra


Of course you did! It's so big, how can you miss it? )”

“"I swallowed so much poop it's not funny"

~Spirit Coyote”

“don't EVER scare me with Dub's ass like that again!!!

~Gemini”

““Gem...it's only half an ass..
maybe if you had a shot of the full monty it would be a different story...”

~pakratz


“i've just been in shock and near coma after seeing Dub's arse"

~Roam Around

"my ass is finally famous!"

~Dub

“Between busted shoes and falling over the toilet I don't see how this girl makes it thorugh a day...”

~Nigal

"http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/11610,-1.php"

~sarabelle

Great idea for a thread BTW

"There be sum funni stuff on nis ere site fellers!"

~BWMcT
last edited: 5/18/05 9:36:33 AM”

“&%$#, I laugh just reading that alone...”

““actually bacpac I think you project yourself more as a lardass pedeophile :)”
Spirit Coyote
11:41:08 PM
5/18/05”

“ya liked that one huh? :)”

“"First time I hike with Crash I'm gonna teabag my balls in his dinner pot"

nigey-poo”

“hehehe... It's about time I get a mention in this thread! Lord knows I say enough dumb ass things. :P”

“I love the comedy at this club!

You guys, and gals, rock.”

““Thats a michael hansen.....

Cheater”

“It's also a protected image.”

“I am grouchy this morning Ignore my last two

“HOLLY CRAP... You are him.

My bad man, all alpologies...

*FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT*”
Blind Willie McTell
2:52:34 AM
5/21/05
last edited: 5/21/05 4:33:11 PM”

“Good one!”

“If you don't have one, suck someone else's.

Man, that's deep.”
Phaedrus
6:36:47 PM
5/09/02
ignore this user”

“msm: are you lurking in the shadows...come out and play i like your hard hat:)”
woolcap
9:21:17 AM
6/02/05”

“Ok, I am dancing while wearing nothing but a fleece thong with an elephant trunk on the front”
hyway
9:15:28 AM
6/03/05

way to much info”

“tasting Artex's jery which by the way was great!!

Maple Leaf
8:36:15 AM
9/04/02”

“There are plenty of countries we haven't invaded, yet.”
Sarge
3:38:32 PM
6/11/05”

“Treebeard to mapleleaf:

"Frankly, I was wondering how the hell two people can sleep comfortably in that, much less three! Besides, when we go BPing, it's usually just the two of us. You inviting guests? If so, who is she?”

update from mapleleaf:

"well are there any offers?"
last edited: 6/14/05 10:22:19 AM”

“LOl well, still looking for offeres :)~ grrr baby”

““I don't think my tap is long enough to reach you!”
bateauxdriver
8:37:01 PM
6/15/05
ignore this user”

“LMAO...why did i miss that? HOW did i miss that? [help me...i am singing it right now]”

“It's like me...infectious! LOL!

I posted that on one of the 6 page long fuego threads where everyone just keeps saying the same thing over and over.”

“Hey Sass, just because I put a big rubber band around my testicals and whip my bare back while playing with my Vikie action figure (not a doll!) doesn't mean I lust after her. It's a perfectly healthy outlet.

Nigal
8:30:58 AM
6/28/05”

“I played the flute. Wanna know where I stuck it one night?”
Wounded Knee
8:05:09 AM
6/30/05

you freak!”

“"one time... at band camp..."”

“Good lord, the scorchess is alive!”

“What rock has she been hiding under or has Spirt Coyote had her locked in the basement with Mike?”

“simer was lonely...i gave him a treat :)”

“““Not a big fan of the Jew. I wear a smagh if I dayhike in the Summer. It is practical, comfortable and is a total mind game on the Hebs.

Sweet, I love America.”
bacpac
10:19:06 PM
7/02/05

I should have said something earlier about how reprehensible I think that post is.”
pedxing
7:08:25 AM
7/07/05

It's just one of many...
Phaedrus
9:10:04 AM
7/07/05”

“Pedxing is a much nicer guy than I am, but my full quote should be:

It's just one of many from that pathetic twist of flesh.”

“... and he wonders why people don't like him.”

“I ain't that nice, but I confess to censoring Phaed. I didn't want to be throwing that barb, even by relay (though I've probably thrown one like it myself at some point).”

“Sarge - you seem to ask pointless questions framed in your own terms, which are nearly always not applicable, then try to call people for not buying into your cunning trap, which frankly wouldn't fool a moose with a crack problem.”
Y2”

“Geo's standards for 'Classic' is pretty low.”

“LOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“dab nab it SS - standards _ARE_ pretty low where you got teached your grammar”

“Easy there HOI, SS can do no wrong. You're talking about the NetNanny.

He shure kin tipe LOLOLOLOL gude!”

“o come on stove, break ranks just once. that was a good one.”

“Yeah, that's a classic Geo. Aren't you a writer? Quit your day-job!”

“LOL. You're right Geo. That did come across as a bit naive.”

“well this one isn't a TT quote but I thought it deserved a wider audience - from Around the Campfire forum part of a thread about amoung other things the dangers of Superglue - in particular when it leaks and one ends up glueing their pants to their leg and crotch hair - anyways the quote of particular interest:

"The crotch hair pant connection wasn't very painful until I got off the bike and tried to stand up.
--- You too can experience something similiar to this memorable occurance (though not quite as painful) by sitting down and zipping some of your pubic hair into your fly, and then trying to stand up
(one of the top reasons why I now wear underwear all the time - the top reason involving my scrotum, the zipper, a bar restroom, some humiliation, and having to borrow a pair of pliers).
We learn through experience"”

“I can only stand around and drink beer for so long.


chili36
10:54:42 AM
8/03/05”

“Yeah, usually, I am limited to about 18 hours of power drinking before I get bored.”

“I just felt it had to be enshrined.”