Classic TT Quotes

“melinium=millennium
?”

“I liked "melinium".
It's classic strat....”

“That is the kinda car I have and I never can spell it....I like stik's spelling too...spell it how it sounds I say!”

“TT: haven for dyslexics”

““There is no greater love than that of a brother willing to wipe your dog’s cooter.”

- Nigal”

“lol.

Nigal - that one's in my quote book... And, I told my brother about it. What a guy!!”

“"Know what's worse than having a stick in yer butt? Getting beat in the head with the stick. Don't push me...

8P"
Nigal
09:37:44 AM
05/15/03”

“"I think I could do a day hike with some of you guys, on a very populer trail. Maybe, my mom isn't big on technology so she probly still thinks that every one online is insane. My respons to that is... No, not every one... Just all the people at trail talk."
Ice Tea
06:39:02 PM
05/13/01”

“"melinium" ?
Some kinda metal for cook gear?”

“That's what I was thinking, Tom. I figured Maxim came out with its own cookware line and had two well-endowed blondes - Melinda and Melanie - cook some ramen.

"Our equipment is made completely from 'melinium.'" Then they'd giggle and we'd buy everything they wanted to sell.”

“lmao @ rl!!!”

“Classic quote, Nig! And very true!”

“"I voted for Jimmy Carter!"

--bacpac, October 1978”

“lmao mapes, heck yes you can use it...and feel free to edit my phonitic spelling errors all you like....

all you'se guys crack me up sometimes....





i'm gonna go play caveman now....”

“"Wow... I knew you guys were wacky... but this is some wild, crazy stuff. Whatever you guys are smoking, I want some.

8-)"
nightvision
04:17:25 AM
02/09/01”

“backpacking is a way of life.”

“And it's from this morning!

But...really who cares...Im gonna go get another cup of coffee and head to the head and pinch a loaf. see ya."
stikmon
09:58:22 AM
06/27/03

”

“that was a good one bit....but you omitted the sentance before that when he said i was jello fog....


I HATE MARSHMELLOWS!”

“that was a good one bit....but you omitted the sentence before that when he said i was jello fog....


I HATE MARSHMELLOWS!”

“THis is hillarious.....I wunder how miny typoes I can make two in wun centence. hehehehe”

“well, at 4 in the morning i'd say the chances are that you've been partying so prolly alot more than two.....lol”

“"how bout jc watts? thomas sowell? alan keys? walter williams? they are all what you vilify as UNTRAconservative and black....

i'd rather have any of them as president over GW bush"

stratdewd
11:39:52 AM
06/29/03”

“Hey...if anyone sees Stratdewd, tell him his wife doesn't want to take a back seat to Trail Talk anymore. Tell him how hurt I am that he spends so many hours on TT, but precious little time with me. Tell him how lonely I am for him. Tell him how much I miss going out with him, and being best friends. And tell him I have needs! I married Brad, not Stratdewd. Look me up when you are Brad again.

--- Buffalobabe, aka Neglctdwife"
stratdewd
03:35:18 PM
06/29/03”

“......my other personality is a 12th century mongolian hooker...."
stratdewd
07:15:02 PM
06/28/03”

“lmao chili...was it something i said?”

“"Breasts are much better discussion topic than just about anything else on this board..."
bitpusher
02:38:21 PM
07/01/03”

“Immortalized again. Sometimes I'm glad my wife doesn't read this board. This is one of those times, lol...”

“Yea, but I am reading these gross replies”

“"Immortalized again. Sometimes I'm glad my wife doesn't read this board. This is one of those times, lol..."
bitpusher


you have NO idea.......”

“"If jerbear is "father earth", I'm moving to Mars."
Buddha Bear
11:25:21 PM
07/01/03”

“Radagast, Sirpete,

I'm amazed that anyone recalls ground suck. I tried a search, evidently Matt's files don't go back that far. Wish I had saved the post I submitted (I started that thread) and I wish I could retrieve the follow on posts as well. The 'embellishments' were ever so much more clever than my feeble efforts....”

“"Wow! I'm thinking all this time that it's a calendar of sorts and saying, "Cool! How freakin' incredible!" Never realized it was nothing but a giant vagina!"
treebeard
01:31:26 PM
07/10/03”

“The man does have a way with words (and cookoff judges)!”

“"Raise your hand if you want to see the picture of Miss Opie sitting on the rock vagina.

"
bitpusher
09:34:47 PM
07/10/03”

“CC rider, I bet if you had typed your first message with your head outside of your horse's rectum, you would have gotten nicer responses here. See, the people here at TT despise cruelty to animals, and we don't think it's right that your horse forces you to perform unnatural sex acts with it, on or off the trail. So, call this an intervention if you like- Until you stand up to that beast and report it as a child abuser, we will respond to any message from you in a negative manner.
Your posts identify you as an idiot- You insult every backpacker, and then get offended when a forum full of backpackers respond. It's simple logic- And yes, we can have attitudes. See, when the Horse Lords ruled the earth and they decided in their charity filled hearts to "allow" us to use their lands, there was some small print on the contract which said that no backpacker would ever be forced to hold their tongue if insulted by someone with less intelligence than the beast that does their walking for them.
Oh, and by the way, my intent here was to educate, not harangue, so that makes it all better now."
Corporal Nasty
11:00:27 AM
07/15/03”

“City official: God-damn you, you hippy freak, I wanna tell you -- What the hell do you want Tonto for, anyway?

Mask Man: To perform an unnatural act.

City official: What?

Mask Man: You heard me: to perform an unnatural act.

City official: The Mask Man is a fag! God-damn! The Mask Man is a fag! The masked Fag Man! Oh, Lord! I'm getting dizzy. Don't look at him kids! The bad Fag Man. Oh! [Spluttering.] The Masked Bad Fag Damn Man. You fag bastard, you! God-damn it, kids! Mask Man, I never knew you were that way!

Mask Man: I'm not a fag, but I've heard so much about it, I've read a lot of exposes on how bad it is, and I want to try it, just once. . . . You know? I like what they do with fags in this country: the punishment is quite correct and consistent with the rest of the law: lock 'em up with a bunch of other men – hmmm, very clever. . . . Uh, wash him up and get him ready! And, uh, I tell you what, uh -- give me that white horse, too.

City official: [Pause.] What do you want that horse for?

Mask man: It's part of the act.

City official: You twisted fag bastard! The horse for the act!

The horse: Nay-ay-ay-ay!

City official: Get off him, Tanta, that's terrible!

Mask Man (riding off): Hi ho, Silver!

(sound of horses and then a recording of "The William Tell Overture" by Rossini)”

“birch: what in the HELL could have possessed me to say that?”

“It was at RRG, we were talking about pigs (after Dodder scared CMB with his pig callin in the woods) and something came up about pig tails being curly. Anyway I lost track of what was said until I heard you say it. I laughed so friggin hard that I could hardly write it in my journal so I wouldnt forget.”

“Are you talking about pig tails or some other body part?”

“Treebeard now that you mention it...it may have been "something else".”

“Hey I remember that that was very funny!

8)”

“"""non sequitur, irrelevancy, misspelled swear word, incoherent phrase, insult, misspelled swear words, incoherent semi-rant"

"parting shot, claiming victory"

stratdewd
All posts
All dates"


Phaedrus
03:31:05 PM
07/16/03”

“The real credit for that goes to Pedxing. I was just elaborating.”

“Give that boy a Kewpie Doll.

Anything off the top shelf...”

“the elitists have spoken....


classic indeed”

“...a person who lies alot if the one you can trust the most.
Said by Roach on the PA's West Rim Trail hike when discussing trustworthyness of a friend.”

“Mmmmmmmmmm...that's...
...a person who lies alot is the one you can trust the most.”

“thanks for clearin that up nuddur-buddur”

“Twinkle, do you want to do the tortellini?"
LtHiker
09:40:48 AM
07/15/03”

“Tortellini or tortelloni?

yow.”