Classic TT Quotes

“Two-in-one is a bull#&%!$ term, because one is not big enough to hold two. That's why two was created. If it were two-in-one it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and schit...”

“I agree...to hell with Pert.”

““I will bring the commie to wear around the fire Saturday.”
Wounded Knee
1:16:45 PM
8/22/05

Kinky!”

“AW crap! You know what I meant

That is funny though.”

“every woman has a #&%!$y side to her, if she tells you different...well she's a lying #&%!$...”
Gemini
10:40:20 AM
8/25/05

LOL”

“"Won't post here again until Friday my ass. If he can go that length of time without posting here I'll eat Bucks undershorts.”
Nigal
11:36:12 AM
8/25/05


PS... GO SARGE!!!”

“SC...I can't be cute on command dammit!”
Gemini
10:36:31 PM
8/26/05”

“I seriously dig wood.”
MarkO
11:05:51 AM
8/29/05

Hey this is a family site ;-)”

““You know, if Sarge and BBW aren't related, they would sure make an intimate couple.”
chili36
6:29:51 PM
8/31/05”

“so the dark side is turning into trailtalk. sweet! but its apparent theyre still amateurs over there, being called an ass over here is like being told your poop smells sweet
Crash Bang
9:21:09 PM
9/01/05”

“"well my monkey fur is soft, silky and luxurious, SO THERE."

princess sparkles (aka lyra)
3:31:34 PM
10/06/05”

“Troll!”
psycho squirrel
11:34:19 AM
10/07/05”

“From the Favorite Bumper Stickers thread

“"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM IMPEACHED?"”
Limpy
12:24:24 PM
11/08/05

“After you, Limpy. ;)”
Ruby
12:30:35 PM
11/08/05”

“Ruby truly has class beyond compare.”

“Ruby is just sooooooooooooo dreamy. ;-)

Burn of the Year! as Nigal said.”

“...What a difference! Just a few pumps and it was ready and raring to go...
It made all the difference in the world and I am so happy with it...
NigalGizzardGobbler
9:45:14 AM
11/10/05”

“I could use a stick and a couple of rocks under my sheets. =8^O”
Sunshine
12:24:12 PM
10/11/00”

“Thanks bit, I needed some shopping ideas”

“Ohmygawd! Ewker, where ever did you find that?! Was I talking about anchoring a tent above tree level? Or was it in reference of how to #&%!$ in the woods?

I was expecting to see my comment on obliging the ex-bf for free meat on the deer hunters thread. Seems my mind is in the gutter a bit too often. :o)”

“you were talking about withdrawals..lol

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/6343,-1.php
last edited: 11/23/05 1:01:26 PM”

“"Hmmmm, maybe you should shut up lipstick hiker!”
Buddha Bear
9:16:48 AM
11/28/05”

“My pom-poms were purple. I also had a matching skate skirt, along with a pink one. =)”

birch”

“I just blew my mind!!
What about TWO hermaphrodites?

aero
3:59:30 PM
5/25/04”

“I if I were a soldier in America, and they sent me to Iraq, I'd desert, no question, and beat the crap out of any redneck that called me a coward or deserter.
Buddha Bear
9:49:45 PM”

“F-You sarge, I hope the vehicle you choose blows up, severing a limb, which would co-incide with what happens to our military, based on your vote. It would be like chicken-hawk karma.”
Buddha Bear
9:30:55 PM
1/24/06”

“there is a reason many of us don't visit the feugo threads. Why bring the feugo thread here.”

“Well said, Nigal and Limpy.”

““
last edited: 1/25/06 8:21:08 AM”
Nigal
8:20:55 AM
1/25/06”

“"Let's all run around naked and rub ourselves on old ladies for fun! Woo-hoo!" - Sarge
last edited: 1/25/06 7:54:26 PM”

“EW..........”

“Sure, taken out of context it sounds strange.”

“hehe (grin)”

“Like Benjamin Franklin's quote...”

“Exactly!

I'm sensing a connection here pitts. We're on the same wavelength today.



last edited: 1/25/06 7:57:18 PM”

“creepy isn't it!”

“I do not respect those who are inhumane animals.
Buck
4:48:34 PM
1/25/06”

“inhumane animal....oxymoron!”

“He just hasn't pissed off a certain female on here so he's allowed to stay. - No timeouts unless somebody (I won't say who) doesn't like him.
last edited: 2/01/06 7:46:46 PM”
Sarge
7:45:14 PM
2/01/06”

“this seems like deja vu. I know I've heard this long ago on a thread far far away.”

“not far enough.

is this about the whole sass/matt/nigal/birch conspiracy?”

“Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?

For a $10 "donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror and observe

But wait a minute
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids' teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that

And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
no wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record

All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's the boss of my big mouth

Where's the pliars
dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out now-TODAY!

CHORUS
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!

Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!

CHORUS

Needlenose
Up my nose
-Agh!-
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go
I pull out more and more copper spagetti

How'd my Weekly World News get all wet? damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets in the land of the free!

There
no one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
Bastards
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.”

“so who is the "he" that hasnt pissed off a certain female?”

“shhhhhhhh..."he" isnt to be mentioned....

actually I have no clue as to the "he" who hasnt pissed off a certain female.”

“he-who-shall-not-be-named”

“I'm still here because I've only pissed off uncertain females.

Oh context for the quote (prior post):
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/31365,3.php
last edited: 2/02/06 9:42:18 AM”